BOOM. ROASTED.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2018-03-25T10:41:52+00:00

This reminds me of a minor incident back in 2013.

so I met a chick in local dating site, and after 2 messages we decided to meet for a coffee.

Introduction, hand shake, plesantaries, talking about the day, and then we were talking about each other's online profile. During the conversation she said, "I wish you had more hairs". At this point, I'd like to point out that I was keeping a buzzcut due to hot weather and receding hairline. This was quite visible in my latest profile pics.

This activated my red pilled module. I took a sip, gazed her for a while, and said. "Glad that you pointed it out. Anyone could have noticed in my profile. It is not unlike yours photos from sides to hide early stages of double chin and obesity, makeup to conceal the dark circles under your eyes. Did I mention your wrinkes are visible? Must be hard to live with those at the age of 29."

She looked visibly shaken, and probably didn't expect this response thanks to ever increasing population of beta orbiters. Said my piece, stood up, buttoned my coat, gave her a hillarious look and left the café.

BurtMacklin-FBl · 2018-03-25T10:54:31+00:00

Men are somehow supposed to be naturally good looking. Like even going to the gym to build muscle is frowned upon as women expect you to be "naturally muscular" or some horseshit like that. Growing a beard, ONE thing that's socially acceptable for men to alter their facial appearance, apparently means being deceitful too.

Title	BOOM. ROASTED.
Author	AngryCockOfJustice
Upvotes	16
Comments	4
Date	March 25, 2018 10:32 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/86zy0h/boom_roasted/
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