The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree 🐍

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-09-27T22:09:02+00:00

I've seen this before on tinder profiles.

Translation:

You can't scare me because I am an insufferable bitch, but I am already scared that I will end up alone and dead with multiple cats eating my fingers, toes, ears, and nose.

My daughter is just like me...

Bat Shit Crazy.
Has anger issues--we both fly off the crazy train quite often. We verbally and physically attack men. We throw shit around and break shit. We will key your car, slash your tires, and kill your dog...just because we can.
We are stupid as fuck and project that onto every man in our lives. It makes us feel better about only having a 4th grade edumacation.
We have absolutely zero reservations about using people for our own selfish desires. Anybody for anything, there is no limit.

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-09-27T23:30:10+00:00

Right, so basically what you're saying is... You failed to raise your daughter correctly?

RealMcGonzo · 2019-09-28T01:15:13+00:00

Somebody famous once said "When people tell you who they are, believe them the first time. "

NickTesla2018 · 2019-09-28T00:39:04+00:00

And she also does heroin. So if we live together, don't count on your possessions in the home you pay for being there when you come back from another hard day at work.

JerryNewton7 · 2019-09-27T23:04:43+00:00

Humor post, but it happens in many (or most?) divorce situations. They'll use a kid as a weapon to hurt you without doubt or remorse.

[deleted] · 2019-09-28T03:55:02+00:00

pretty stupid to flaunt your horrible qualities and try to spin it into something positive

rationalthought314 · 2019-09-28T11:29:29+00:00

Women think being crazy is a charming if not sexy asset but really it just says "I'm not going to own up to any of my actions and I will make life hell for those around me"

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-09-28T16:48:28+00:00

"I'm not afraid to use my daughter"

Someone willing to use their own flesh-and-blood will do far worse to someone who isn't.

Tuco2134 · 2019-09-28T09:59:16+00:00

Boomer humor.

meerita · 2019-09-28T19:40:41+00:00

Use her daughter? what has to do with mating? this bitch is delusional

Title	The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree 🐍
Author	RomniChava
Upvotes	123
Comments	13
Date	September 27, 2019 9:53 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/da75vv/the_apple_doesnt_fall_far_from_the_tree/
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