Walking red flag, literally.

DavisR001 · 2020-07-18T04:00:15+00:00

"haven't been with another man in 3 yrs", LOL,

n the lie detector test determined that was a lie. Thot can't even go 3 day w/o dick, but of course ONS, random hook up n fuck buddies don't count.

Ho wants u to believe that she has been at home reading the bible n hasn't touch a dick in three years.

SirKolbath · 2020-07-18T03:40:37+00:00

Must be 6'2

I brought my kids

Good grief.

Jake-Orion · 2020-07-18T04:52:53+00:00

What's with this fucking height thing?!

Fine, I demand my woman be natural C-cup or better (no fakes) and cannot have an Arby's looking pussy.

Let's see how well THAT flies.

deepak8411 · 2020-07-18T03:42:06+00:00

They start really early....

Jake4523 · 2020-07-18T04:54:19+00:00

I literally have nothing to say but this

What is wrong with her? I use to be surprised, now I'm just dumbfounded by women.

fuzzy_brb · 2020-07-18T07:16:18+00:00

Lol. It's started gents.

Now the minimum height requirement has been bumped up from 6' to 6'2".

Batlantern82 · 2020-07-18T04:46:15+00:00

this gave me a headache

mr_kuk · 2020-07-18T07:44:02+00:00

Savannah, 21

When your momma gives you a stripper name, you know you gon be feral and I ain't talking bout them bob cats feral I'm talking bush whacking feral where you wake up in the middle of the night, bitching trying to cut your dick off cause she dreamt you was cheating on 'er!

Swipe left if you ain't atleast 6° 2

Boys, read carefully here. The first two words of the profile is "swipe left". You can't say you were not warned when you see the cops pull up to take you out of your home, your office, your friends house, where ever the fuck you are because she "feels scared" of you.

For you shorties out there, do not despair, she might as well have written:

Swipe left if you ain't atleast makin six figure
Swipe left if you ain't atleast have big dick
Swipe left if you ain't atleast a fuck boi
Swipe left if you ain't atleast the CEO of a fortune 500 who only works 10 hours per week
Swipe left if you ain't atleast the combined best of all her exes
Swipe left if you ain't atleast any and all of the above at the same

Recently single.

Hamster spoiler alert

Mother of 2 boys.

Mother of 2 future fuck bois and or simps, no "real men" will become of these boys

Not looking for a step daddy but, this

mommy is lonely.

She needs the D and the W*, but not you and your Ns*

*Wallet

*Needs as a human being, you'll be a human doing and a human paying and no she doesn't do sex any more, she's a mother!

Don’t be fooled I’m anything but thicc &

#skinnylegend

Wait until she can't hold that 2 boys tummy back any longer. Legend here is as in a legend, does not exist.

haven't been with another man in 3

years so make it count.@

And the hamster spoiler pays off. You might understand that she was only with one man for the last three years or it might mean that she has been on the carousel for the last three year. There are so many more ways to interpret this that I'm gonna leave it to the pros.

This woman is feral and will give you hot feral sex, but since she is feral, she will act feral and your local government will take her side when, not if, she goes off.

Honest_Solution · 2020-07-18T05:04:28+00:00

Why hasn’t anyone wanted to fuck you in 3 years? That’s my biggest question.

Killljoys13 · 2020-07-18T06:38:56+00:00

"haven't been with another man in 3 yrs"

Wha? Looks like she has a dick in her right now...

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-07-18T09:02:19+00:00

I really hate to remove this post /u/ColonelCourage, because it's generated some decent discussion so far. However, refer to rule 6:

No personal information in dating profiles or social media accounts. Take a screenshot and censor all names, social media, hometown, school, and place of work.

Her name is clearly visible. We can't allow anything that might possibly lead to harassment.

Also refer to rule 5:

Submissions must show a woman who is looking for commitment while also either complaining about jerks or promiscuity, needing her kids provided for, being entitled or unreasonable, or complaining that she "can't find a decent guy".

This doesn't fit, as it looks like she just wants some dicking rather than commitment. However we're a little looser with that on weekends, so as long as it's still the weekend when you resubmit with a properly censored pic, the new post should be approved.

Title	Walking red flag, literally.
Author	ColonelCourage
Upvotes	182
Comments	40
Date	July 18, 2020 3:33 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ht9xg3/walking_red_flag_literally/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/walking-red-flag-literally.715129 https://theredarchive.com/post/715129

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