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Thesnake100
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[β]Jemniduchz9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Momma(s) and Pappa(s)
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[β]Uhtred_McUhtredsonSmells like Harvey Weinsteins Fingers13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Iβve never come across a sub that is simultaneously hilarious and infuriating.
What a marvel to behold.
[β]GooeyGlobs4U12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her parents failed big time if shes poly with two kids lmao
[β]Lifebehindbars919 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Her mom did a bad job.
[β]RoosterHeadBad4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think her mom must have been a whore as well. Itβs the only thing that makes sense.
[β]silly_birb0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's all about the syllogism
[β]RoosterHeadBad0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Give me the syllogism she was taught. Please. I canβt figure it out, unless there is a falsehood in it.
[β]silly_birb1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My mother teached me
I am poly
Thus : "my mother was a huge slut"
[β]energyconsultant5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A lady that askes a guy to grab a drink.... Well couple drinks later she grabbing my load. Yup your momma taught you well dear. See what happens when you have crack heads for parents.
[β]grizzer994 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kids are killing themselves a lot nowadays. With mothers like that, the rates will continue to rise as the kids get older. Really quite sad
[β]JZSquared1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm having serious doubts that this woman had a father figure in her life.
[β]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Polyamorous
Bisexual
Single mom of two kids
Momma taught me how ladies are supposed to act.
One of these does not fit the others, unless Mom was a total freak.
Edit: and yet again I say.....NOSE RINGS ARE FOR FARM ANIMALS!!!!!
Gah.
[β]Reenas541 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Two dumb fucks rised entitled bitch. Bwahahahaha... π
[β]Tuco21341 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll admit, I tried to push the "no thanks" button.
[β]Black_Gotenks0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I can't tell if it's a massive red flag or a sign of good parenting when a girl mentions her dad in the context of dating and treating a lady
[β]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When it's combined with "polyamourous," "bisexual" and "single mom of two kids" it's possibly the Mother of All Red Flags. She clearly wasn't paying attention.
[β]THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's no way he told her to be the village bicycle. But then here we are.
[β]h4ppyp1LLs0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She can't have anymore kids is you can just dump in her, no worries. Seems legit.
[β]TANQsprayJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damm for a second I thought I had made a mistake and gone to the r/awfuleyebrows sub
[β]meeritaJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the actual fuck
[β]Scourmont0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I seriously doubt your father was your biological dad. More likely the betabuxx your whore mother was able to catch to help raise her carousel trophy.
[β]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]Jemniduchz9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[β]Uhtred_McUhtredsonSmells like Harvey Weinsteins Fingers13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]GooeyGlobs4U12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Lifebehindbars919 points10 points11 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[β]RoosterHeadBad4 points5 points6 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[β]JZSquared1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Reenas541 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Tuco21341 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn2 points3 points4 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]h4ppyp1LLs0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]TANQsprayJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]meeritaJr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Scourmont0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]moorekomUrban Hoe Guerrilla0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link