I know for a fact you spergs only go on here to ask questions without reading the sidebar or anything on the main subreddit, so here's a guide:

  1. NEVER approach. The women will smash RIGHT THROUGH you if you're SMV is cruising altitude high.

  2. DO NOT LIFT. Important, as you need to be able to come crashing down at the slightest sign of heat.

  3. If she gives you a number tell her to fuck off.

  4. I call this one the George Bush: if your doing online game, create fake female accoutns to boost your MMR (elo?). Basically an inside job type thing.

  5. The Pentagon Paragon: make sure your style is built around the number 5

  6. Be able to dance the hava nagila. Extremely attractive as everyone will know you have a good career.

  7. Ignore women who are into you. If they like you, it's almost certain their not 11s. You need to go on pointless conquests with completely unrelated women.

  8. If none of that works just go hide in a cave.

Hope this helps.