Hey guys, I've been having decent success hooking up on facebook and tinder but to be honest I can't help but feel a little bit like things aren't natural, like I am forcing them. I get the initial satisfaction of coming up with something cool to say and getting things my way, but after that wears off I just feel it's an empty interaction, and I don't mean it in the sense that we ought be discussing deep meaningful topics or anything like that, it's just it feels like it's more about my force against her resistance, or my fitness against her shit tests instead of just two people talking. I can't really explain it, but I feel like a sociopath. Here are some of my convos to get an idea:

Me: I like your eyes, I wouldn't say no to you if you were to try taking advantage of me

Her: haha, nice one

Me: Yep, I can see myself a little drunk one night, you'd give me that look and next thing I know I wake up seduced and abandoned

Her: Nice story, it's good to dream sometimes...

Me: As long as the dreams are achievable

Her: How, optimistic. I like you, I bet a lot of girls take advantage of you

Me: I'm a victim :(

Her: Aww, how touching. Where do you live?

Me: MyZone

Her: Ah nice I live in HerZone. Do you like it there?

Me: It's nice and all but sometimes I just wanna see something else, like HerZone for example

Her: You should come see SomeLandmark

Me: I don't think I'll notice it

Her: Are you always this direct? Guys usually take a lot more time before they get down to facts

Me: if we vibe we vibe

This next girl was online at a late hour on a week day and I had never spoken to her before:

Me: What time do we get up for work tomorrow?

Her: 8 :))

Me: Hmm I need to be up 7. I'll try not to wake you up when i get out of bed

Her: you're funny

Me: with the people I like (I send a face pic and she sends a pic in a shirt with a little bit of cleavage)

Me: you just ruined my sleep with that cleavage

Her: :)) oh come on you can barely see anything

Me: Well you're not the type that needs to show it all, you can just subtly suggest what is not being seen and it has the same effect

Her: Wow... unexpected answer :)

When I'm in the moment writing or saying this stuff I feel like it's the best shit ever said, and I guess it kinda shows in my attitude but when I read these later I feel like a douchebag. I can't tell if this is like how every actor can't stand to watch himself act or if these sound good only when I'm in that zone of euphoria and when it wears off I see the reality. So what do you think? Is this too forced? is it douchey? It kinda feels like I'm trying to have a line for everything, like I'm James Bond or something. I need feedback.

P.S. These have been translated thats why they aren't in screen shot form. Also don't take these as examples of good game or anything although they did have results.