Caffeinate the Hamster

fnncktbjhmkhed · 2019-04-09T03:15:14+00:00

Bizarre metaphor is bizarre. I assume you mean excite a woman.

Tease. Dread game. See the guide to teasing bitches and the guide to managing your bitches. The sidebar of the main subreddit has everything you need about this.

Please avoid bizarre metaphors that nobody uses. It’s weird and makes people actually have to use their minds to understand what you’re talking about. Don’t do that to us, man.

VasiliyZaitzev · 2019-04-09T05:26:39+00:00

caffeinate the hamster

Don't caffeinate, give the hamster cocaine. Get her talking about her fantasies. Two that will come up will be "I wanna be tied up!" and "I wanna do another chick!". Mix in some light teasing and assure her that she's not a lesbo for going down on another girl if you are pistoning your cock in her vag while she's doing it.

As for you, Become the Prize, and Rock Out With Your Cock Out.

Title	Caffeinate the Hamster
Author	ExoticCard
Upvotes	1
Comments	2
Date	April 9, 2019 2:15 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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