This was the first time I was confident enough to be seriously flirty and sexual with a girl and I started to get shit tested. I think I passed with flying colors, but seeing as its my first time even getting a shit test, I could've failed them.

her: "if there was no form of currency in the world and you want something, what would you do?

me: "I'll take it"

her: "lick it"

me: *licks her lips and grabs her ass"

next one:

her: you know I can do and dance by myself right?

me: Yeah, so can I wink

next:

her: who do you think I have 100% of my trust in?

me: Me. who else?

lmk what you think. I delivered these in a split second of hearing them, no hesitation at all.