Know where I am? In a cab.

Heading to fuck a gorgeous Russian girl. Who is incredibly smart. Smarter than you. She writes poetry and can play piano like a master by ear.

Do you know why? Because I told her throughout the night what I wanted: her in a lingerie dancing for me, her taking me home (to her mock protests), and to show her '70 Shades of grey'.

All women respect that. All women are like that. No exceptions. Even the smart and dreamy ones.

Gotta go. Fuck you if you think this is bragging. This is a minor epiphany. Thank you pick up scene from Vickie Christie Barcelona for showing me what I should be doing.

Peace niggas.