Hello asktrp,

Before those of you who don’t want to read rip into me about taking extreme responsibility for sex life, yada yada, at least get through the first two paragraphs. I promise they’ll be short.

In high school, I lost my virginity at a house party in a threesome. I was playing beer pong, getting drunk, focusing only on winning each match, when two girls decided to drag me up the stairs (I fucking fell on my face twice on the way) and put me in a locked room for them to fuck with. I literally did nothing to deserve this besides stand there. I don’t think I even got their names before that shit.

In college, same deal. At a party. I yacked and repainted the women’s bathroom because as a freshman who only heard my parents talking about alcohol, I thought chugging a bottle of Sambuca at a toga party was good shit. Barely knew these two girls in college, but they ripped me from whatever the fuck I was doing and brought me to a dorm room for my second threesome just a year or so after losing my virginity.

Today, I’m late 20s. And I’ve found that most fucks I’ve had were a result of caring very little or even not at all. Try giving a fuck after you’ve vomited over an entire bathroom stall in a all-woman’s college dorm. The moment I try to fuck a woman these days, I become the strongest form of contraception. I haven’t used the “don’t try” strategy in a super long time. But I also had a lot more friends back in the day. Maybe 20 friends back then, 3 now.

Given the new situation and assuming I’m lifting as often as prescribed by asktrp, will the “do nothing” strategy for fucking women still work? Or is the game different in your late 20s? Asking everyone because I was in a LTR throughout all of my 20s and am rusty as hell.