Hi I'm a 24M and suck when it comes to being roasted by friends.

I either don't say anything back or agree with what another person is saying.

I have a friend that is really good at giving counter arguments and shutting down a roast by agreeing with it or giving a comeback roast statement. He also is good at framing stories in which he looks like the king, winner, nice guy, etc. He is a good person though, just a smart cock bastard that I envy.

Hi guys I'm a 24M with poor frame control on how my girlfriend roasts me and gives me shit.

Here are some examples of how my Gf roast me.

Gf: Does that mean your momma likes me? 😍

Me: Doesn't take money to be liked

Gf: You're right she probably feels sorry for me that I'm dating her son

Me: it's a soft gamble

Her: just like your dick (sometimes I don't get hard for her at clubs or raves but I still dance with her OfCourse)