Went on a first date yesterday for a few drinks to a local pub by the river. All was going great, got in a bit of kissing and kino, almost ready to make a move back to her place but there was still some ASD so I said let’s go for some food as I was getting peckish. We went for some food and when the food came out I was messing around with the mayonnaise pretending to jerk it off at her face when I forget the cap is open and accidentally squeeze 😂 mayo comes flying out and splats across her eye, all in her hair and over her mouth. She wasn’t too happy but I apologised and we laughed it off. Moral of the story don’t squeeze if you ain’t sure.