So I'm going to keep this as brief as possible. Basically I fucked a prostitute a few weeks ago. Head with no condom. Sex with a condom. I was a virgin and wanted to lose it. I have NOT been tested for STD/I' s since that encounter.

Enter, girl at work who thinks I'm the hottest shit she has ever seen(or so she leads me to believe). She has made it abundantly clear that she wants to have sex with me. If I were to ignore the 'don't shit where you eat rule', then I feel like I have three options.

  1. Fuck her this week. Don't get tested. Hope for the best. (Not really an option that I am considering)

  2. Get tested. Don't tell her. Make her wait the two weeks for the results without her knowing why I am waiting.

  3. Tell her I fucked a prostitute. Ask her if she wants to go ahead with the deed or if she wants to wait for the results first.

I am leaning towards options three because she wants to have sex like yesterday. She is so blatantly ready to go any time I say when. I don't how I can make her wait weeks for the results without any explanation.

I am asking here because I trust TRP with all things sex, dating, and women.