So peep this guys, I match with this chick on Tinder. She's about a 5, but I'm no looker and I've certainly been around the block a few times. This chick is willing to come over to my apartment without even meeting me in public first. So we make plans to meet outside my building. I'm on my way home from work and since she didn't say anything about dinner or whatever, I just grabbed something quick from the gas station since i had to stop to pump and get some jim hats

I got some of those gas station breaded chicken sandwiches. Listen up fellas, do NOT treat gas station sandwiches like they're sandwiches from home. I ate 3 of these sandwiches. After I met the cunt at the door and took her upstairs, I spent most of the night holding in my farts while we were watching House of Cards. I tried turning up the TV pretty loud but i felt like every sound was noticeable. I held it so long I started to feel pain in my balls. I left to shit and I ripped a brutal fart that lasted a good 15-20 seconds before I hit the toilet, then just shot random loud farts into the toilet for the next 2-3 minutes. The toilet isn't that far from the living room and since the movie was paused, i think she heard everything. All of the sudden after i came back out she said she had to leave and didn't make any plans with me.

is there anyway i can regain frame or should i just hard next and chalk it up to valuable life experience?