Honestly, it was never my intention attempting to out-fuck that Chad guy. However, the one thing I take my pride in is that I am a master cuddler: most men out there (Chad or not) don't even come close to my abilities. I am a natural, and all that.

Once upon a time, when I used to be a kid, I cuddled with other kids (friends and family). Dogs too (even today, oftentimes, they come to me for a quick cuddle). But being an adult in this touch-phobic world? Tough luck...

I'm not primarily interested in cuddling with guys (even though I may be willing to do that with some, doing so would be considered a little gay, at least from their perspective). What I'm primarily interested in is cuddling with women. So, how does one break the ice with them and make them want to cuddle? You know, I can work my magic once the actual cuddling happens; but to get them willing to cuddle, that is a different question (the one asked here).

Let's assume two scenarios:

Scenario no. 1: Some random woman out in the open. "Hi. You wanna cuddle?" seems perhaps a bit too rushed for starters. Advice?

Scenario no. 2: A very specific woman in question - a colleague of mine, all sweet and affectionate like. She's in LTR, and I don't give a damn about that. Within a week or two, I'd be with her and her only, in a dedicated room, for a few hours. Sounds like the perfect opportunity to cuddle the hell out of her and send her home wishing her boyfriend had skills that magnificent. Easy mode, even. I just don't wanna squander the potential I see there. Advice?

By the way... that plate spinning thing I bitched about previously, I totally wouldn't mind doing that were cuddling present. I'd have cuddle plates - and it sounds all well to me.

TL;DR: Master cuddler, sucks at approaching women. Wants to approach women with an intention of cuddling the hell out of them. Looking for advice.