How to pass this shit test?

1Pink1Stink · 2018-01-17T02:12:57+00:00

Gonna need more context.

SirKolbath · 2018-01-17T02:24:00+00:00

This girl will always ask me "Who has hurt you??" after any type of teasing and etc. It is quite annoying to me, because she implying im beta. What would be an appropriate response?

"Well, it burns when I pee."

"George Lucas. Midochlorians? Really?! "

"God. How could he take Hugh Hefner so soon?"

"George R. R. Martin. I can't believe he killed Shireen Baratheon."

"John Wilkes Booth. The best chance the South had for Reconstruction was Lincoln's plan for rebuilding. Johnson was a prick."

"Thanks Obama!"

"Nabisco. Why oh why did they stop making S'mores Crunch?"

"My fencing instructor in college. I can't have been the first athlete to show up with a posthole digger."

"Cant tell you. Court order."

Alternatively, if you don't feel like trying to be funny, tell her, "You know that's childish and annoying, right? Aren't you supposed to be an adult?"

ThatProblem · 2018-01-17T02:17:33+00:00

Just brush it off by doing a quick glance around your body and then ask her "Where's the wound?". Then chuckle a bit.

Title	How to pass this shit test?
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Date	January 17, 2018 2:04 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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