A bit of background info: Girl (I'll call her A) is a mutual friend from school that hung out with my group at lunch. Consistently displayed IOIs when talking to her. We're in high school, and neither of us can drive/have transportation to the venue.

How would you guys respond to the following text:

Me: ay bb you want sum fuk?

A: Wassup

Me: Just got done robbing a few banks, other than that not much. What do you go going on this weekend?

A: Oh fun fun and nothing wbu?

Me: Probably rob some more banks, but I might have a little free time on Saturday to do something.

A: Oh really

Me: Yea, when was the last time you went bowling?

A: A few years ago

A: Are you with anybody? (I think she might have suspected I was with a few friends, doing this for show or something)

Me: Me myself and I

Me: Let's go bowling this saturday. I haven't gone in a while either so it'll be fun.

A: Okayyyy

A: Ima suck tho

Me: We'll worry about you sucking when we get there, it's no big deal.

A: Haha

Me: What's your number so we can get the details sorted out?

A: ()--****

We then transfer to text from IG dms

Me: Yo, it's definitely not [My Name]

A: Hola

Me: Wassup. So would you be able to drive, because I don't have my license yet.

About a day in between response

A: Heyy

A: And I don't drive haha sorry

Me: All good, we could use an uber to get rides there and back

A: I dont have money [Laughing emojis]

I guess I just need advice about how to proceed in this situation. Thanks in advance.