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[–]amekooky 4 points4 points4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
do not fuck her, i repeat do not fuck her. i live with a female and a chad ( i own a house) he boned her two days after moving and now anytime he brings another girl she will complain about them being noisy and shes just overall obnoxious when he has a girl over.
[–]Retspihi -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah sounds terrible women suck
[–]wallpunchist 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I'd call "never shit where you eat" card. You don't want your stuff trashed just because she read some signals wrong and got child-level mad at you. And latinos are famous for you know, being impulsive.
[–]Retspihi 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Hmmm okay. We smoked last night and she turned off the lights in the living room. Went to bed cuz I didn't wanna seem eager or weird on the first night.
[–]wallpunchist 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
If you're good at game or just fearless, you can go for it of course. Or just, you know, build up the tension all the time and go for it just after you moved your crap to a next place.
[–]Retspihi 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
How is tension built with roommates? Just casually hang around each other?
[–]wallpunchist 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
How the fuck would I know? My roommates are middle-aged men, last thing I want between me and them is sexual tension.
[–]Retspihi 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lol jerk off really loudly and hope she enters my room?
[–]wallpunchist 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Even better!
Jerk off really loudly in her room and hope she enters it. Consider wearing her clothes and a makeup.
[–]Retspihi 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She sleeps in the living room
[–]wallpunchist 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Follow /u/amekooky advice.
Maybe, then, dress in her clothes, put makeup on, invite her ex boyfriends and game them instead, pretending to be her. In your room. And film it. And then file a complaint about her having sex in the bed you rent.
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