Pheromones?

DebonairD · 2018-01-09T23:55:21+00:00

Hey man, stop trying to find ways to excuse your horrific hygiene. Stop being a nasty motherfucker and start bathing man seriously.

hugecockgang · 2018-01-10T00:17:06+00:00

During your limited showers lather yourself in your own cum instead of soap

SirKolbath · 2018-01-10T01:08:43+00:00

You're just as goddamn disgusting as you were the last nine times you asked this.

You. Stink. Take a fucking shower and use soap.

LavaPipe · 2018-01-10T01:29:09+00:00

You stinky smelly piece of shit. How about you take a shower everyday like a god damn normal person and then maybe a female will want to be in your presence. If you want to attract women via scent you can shower daily and wear cologne instead of being caked in dry sweat and jizz. Weird fucker

SirKolbath · 2018-01-10T03:46:27+00:00

Oh, let this be the last time you bring this stupid bullshit in here.

Pheromones have almost no effect on human beings. The area of the brain that is supposed to register them shrank about 22,000 years ago.

Now go buy some goddamn soap.

Dirt-Kitty · 2018-01-10T05:15:05+00:00

When you do shower, which should be once a week at MOST, shower with other men. Don't shower in a shower either, do it in a sauna. Don't change your underwear ever.

stylerTyler · 2018-01-10T09:41:13+00:00

This shit cracked me up

ChadThundersmash · 2018-01-10T16:37:32+00:00

Antonio Banderas Blue Seduction was released in 2008. Perfumer Olivier Cresp developed it, and it has notes of bergamot, violet leaves, pear, melon, gardenia, peony, lily of the valley, Bulgarian rose, jasmine, raspberry, benzoin, patchouli and musk. The perfume’s website describes it more simply as a “woody, fruity, floral” fragrance with citrus notes, “watery fruits,” and a sugar note. You should wear it with the classic Little Black Dress and 'Fuck Me" pumps carrying a James Holt designer Red Cartouche Purse.

Of course a man would bathe and then wear a Cologne in any main brand that didn't smell of barnyard and that would be good enough...

[deleted] · 2018-01-10T00:12:33+00:00

Lifting.

Title	Pheromones?
Author	gdandres97
Upvotes	0
Comments	15
Date	January 9, 2018 11:36 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/7pbcb3/pheromones/
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