I can't be offended and it's really hard to get me mad at something at all. In fact, I miss a partner, especially female, with whom we could shit on each other and laugh.

Recently I realized that I'm insecure about letting someone think otherwise. I have a pretty heavy sense of humor which may make me look mad sometimes, especially on the Internet and when I'm expected to be mad. What? I'm the coolest guy on Earth, how could you think I'm not!

I realized that it's stupid cause by letting people think they offended me somehow I can get them into guilt and force them to compensate me. Done right, it can be a powerful tool of attracting people.

I tried shit testing girls whom I'd pushed too hard and offended in some way, by saying: "talk to me when you stop being offended". How dare you take offence? Now I'm offended. And it works.

How do I pretend anger and deal with my fear of attacking people and putting them into guilt?