Lately, I have been frequently running into one specific shit test from women after I make dgaf jokes. They pretend to be offended and start yelling that I need to apologize, that it was inappropriate, that they don't like being called sparkles/freckles/kiddo, that I cut her at the bar when I obviously didn't etc. I know it's a shit test and I never apologize, and usually ignore, roll my eyes, or double down on whatever is getting them worked up, but I just don't seem to pass fully these days. Edit: They seem to get frustrated and storm off, which leads me to believe that I'm being evaluated as a beta but have proven to be uncontrollable/alpha, which insults their self-image as a woman who can dominate men she considers beta.

Does anyone have some more specific advice than simple agree and amplify? They're definitely getting riled up, I just need to effectively direct that energy into getting them turned on. Thanks.