Quick witted retorts, Joe Rogan deflection.

94redstealth · 2015-07-21T12:46:40+00:00

Just like with women, my goto is to agree and amplify.

Responses to being called "little girl" or similar; "At least I get some pussy every night" "I guess that makes your mom/wife/sister/daughter a lesbian" "and I still bang more chicks than you"

Responses to "child" comments; "and I still hit puberty before you" "not what your mom/wife/etc said last night" "and I still lost my virginity before you"

Works for either "and I still have a bigger/hairier dick/balls than you"

The more outlandish the comeback, the better it works in my experience. The key to a good comeback is confidence in delivery and holding frame after delivery, even if they react harshly.

RidleySmith · 2015-07-21T11:11:45+00:00

Do you actually want to improve your self esteem or just pretend like you have?

RidleySmith · 2015-07-21T11:31:54+00:00

Well, yeah in the video joe rogan comes off looking a little bit silly because, as red band point out, he just doesn't know how make girls squirt. Neither of them look that bad though, as Joe manages to be funny and Red Band keeps his cool.

It's like Joe Rogan is illustrating amused mastery (sort of) and Red Band is illustrating the "ignore" technique.

Maybe to come off better, Redband could use "agree and amplify" by saying like "you know some people say that the people who say squirting is fake can't make girls squirt, but of course that's not true, it's totally fake, and I'm just retarded by not knowing how to smell and taste the difference between pee and pussy juice. I had an ongoing problem in primary school where I couldn't tell if I had pissed all in my pants or if someone spilled water on me because they smell EXACTLY the same. Thanks for settling this with me Joe Rogan"

The problem isn't really the technique though, Rogan DOES give a fuck and IS upset by it.

If you actually didn't give a fuck your technique would naturally be to ignore it.

stillnoturday · 2015-07-21T02:36:59+00:00

I dunno who the other guy is but hes right. Girls that orgasm and "gush" or "squirt" whatever you wanna call it definetly happens and its not all pee. If it was

1) you would smell urine after you are done 2) Anyone who has made a girl do that like on their sheets knows that there is like a huge white area in the "puddle"

Had to get graphic to defend that guy.

Title	Quick witted retorts, Joe Rogan deflection.
Author	ForWARdTRP
Upvotes	3
Comments	10
Date	July 21, 2015 1:38 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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