After I dated once this girl I met at work I asked her in a very playful way for another one(and she looked like appreciated that).That day I had some familiar problems and couldn't make it for the date and I didn't even text her.

After not seeing her for 2weeks she came at work and came at my office to meet me. After teasing her that day.She had a dress that showed her decoltè and was always pulling it up.I caught her dress at the shoulder pulled a little up and said "Ok, go on what were you saying?" She bursted laughing even there was a meeting about what she and the rest of her group had to work.

So yesterday she didn't come at work and texted me:

-Her: How it went today?

-Me: Good if you not calculate that your salary will be 200$(because her different absences)

-Her: Are you worrying about the salary or another thing?

-Me: I was worrying you don't have the possibility to feed your puppy(she has a dog) now

-Her: Here it is, with me, I just fed her...I care much for her than others

-Me: Not all the mammals have that chance ;)

-Her: I treat even better reptiles ;)

-Me: What do you feed them? Mammals?

-Her: the food they deserve..the best according to their behavior

I didn't respond to this and after 2 hours this came:

-Her: I think you want an invitation..

-Me: How's the food?

-Her: I'm not the chef..you have to try

-Me: I had another invitation and can't try it today, but tomorrow we can eat breakfast :) (I wanted to see the champions league with my buddies)

-Her: I have a good memory..to see the puppy or some others invited you?

I didn't understand this so I continued with my invitation for breakfast:

-Me: You can take your puppy with you I'll feed her some meat

-Her: So you are carnivorous..my puppy eats her food and not that of the adults..

After not responding her this came:

-Her: I think I miss something..whate invitation I made to you??

-Me: I don't remember very well but your memory of steel can help you

-Her: We left to eat at some place?With what have I fascinated you? Help me..forget about the match for a sec

-Me: With your smile and cleverness, lately (Actually her ass is better)

-Her: I don't understand whith what you are confusing me and aren't providing me any help

-Me: Help?!...It was the direct answer to your question

-Her: And where we left?

-Me: At your abilitis to fascinate ;)

-Her: Well from now every morning smile on my face..energic..attent ..these added abilities will make me and people around feel better

-Me: You just described the ideal profile for a callcenter operator :P

-Her: Ideal I made you directly a sale..but I can't have all the time this profile..would be false and opposite of what I express

-Me: Congratulations! I didn't get how much I'll spend neither what I am buying and you did this with a false profile

-Her: You are approving something I just said..Now I understand how attent you were to me

-Me: That feeling of guilt will cause me bad dreams and I don't deserve it :P

-Her: Can I recommend you something?

-Me: If it is to not sms before sleep I can't do that

-Her: What if she says "get lost" :P

-Me: I would think of your recommendation and that the writer who said that talking to someone before sleep will make you think more about him would have got some many "get lost" messages

-Her: Well you should follow your instict...don't be tempted from a false profile in this case

I slept cause was really late

Today morning I got this:

-Her: Good morning! I guess today it's holiday and I'm not making it bymyself as always at work

-Me: It wouldn't make so much difference for you.Anyway it's holiday so you can sleep again or go for a walk at the lake

-Her: You think so much for me..On holidays suggest me even where to relax..it wouldn't be bad. But it's bad,rainy and lonely day, maybe would make me lose my enthusiasm to smile..!?

-Me: That guy who got so many "get lost" was damn right

-Her: How bad..

I had to go to work today ,but would have enjoyed very much a coffee with her and maybe go see her puppy at her home.

What would you suggest me guys?How do I handle this now?