Stupid question ?

VasiliyZaitzev · 2017-09-22T20:30:24+00:00

I've dated a unicorn pretty much for a year 10/10. After having sex and doing different things with her I find a hard time enjoying or carrying about sex with anyone below 9. What the fuck does that mean? Lol

It means that, now that you're used to getting filet mignon, the idea of going back to ground chuck ain't so appealing.

Ex. My OLTR1 (21F, HB8.5) is perfectly toned, exactly how I like, and my OLTR2 (22F) is a hard 9. One of the girls I've mentioned before in my various tales did a feature in Playboy and she's up on an airport billboard - bitch made sure I knew about it, thinking I'd be all "Oh! Look what I'm missing!" when in reality, I chuckled to myself about how alpha-widowed she was.

Once you fly in the front of the plane, you don't want to go back to cattle class, or cattle ass. It's that simple.

MattyAnon · 2017-09-22T23:03:15+00:00

The Are No Unicorns

Jeez. You name a concept after a mythical creature, and then men start to believe they exist because they have a name. Unicorns are mythical, not real. AWALT.

Or is it just because I've magically got standards now?

Well sure. It's hard to enjoy McDonalds when you're used to steak.

highcountryWarlord · 2017-09-22T20:56:48+00:00

Or is it just because I've magically got standards now?

This is one of the least stupid questions I've seen here.

Yes, you magically have higher standards now.

I was married to a 5, then married to a 3.5.....stupid on both counts. At 39, I divorced the 3.5 because all of a sudden (from the university) I was dating a solid 8....who was 19 years old. We had a great run and remain close friends, she's off riding the CC, and I have a spy in the enemies camp (and access to a supercharged hamster, as she's quite brilliant).

I've been pumping the living shit out of my SMV for the last year, lifting, running, fashion, grooming, the works.....I can't even look at women my age these days, and to be fair have nothing to offer but a pump 'n dump....which I think they pick up on, oddly enough.

But yeah......I can't even look at women my age these days, or ugly younger women.

Yes, you have magically higher standards now. It can be a mixed blessings.....it's said that the key to happiness is low expectations.

nisocaniso · 2017-09-22T23:45:32+00:00

yeah you're over thinking. you're glorifying her, moron. get some other shit to do, and find hotter bitches.

ScottDurden · 2017-09-23T04:30:41+00:00

You most likely dated an HB8 & are now fucking one HB6.

You should be spinning at least a couple 7's to sufficiently move on.

Title	Stupid question ?
Author	TipsyLeo
Upvotes	9
Comments	10
Date	September 22, 2017 6:37 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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The Are No Unicorns