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[–]gamermainer1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Jesus what are you dating a 4 year old lol
[–]Undehdd points points points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Downsides of dating a hot 20 year old my friend.
[–]gamermainer1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are children bro. It's unbelievable.
[–]TitsAndWhiskey0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well, what were the consequences? You warned her, and she proceeded to test the boundary. You can't let that stand.
I've found that taking away computer/Xbox/phone/tv privileges works pretty well. Make sure that they know you love them, but that behavior is not socially acceptable, so you are now in the unfortunate position of having to punish them for their own good.
Make your disappointment known and palpable.
[–]NothingIsPermanent643 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've found that taking away computer/Xbox/phone/tv privileges works pretty well.
I see this subreddit isn't kidding or exaggerating a bit when they say women are like children.
[–]blackedoutfast0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you're probably good, she thought she was being cute and got butthurt because she realized she was legit pissing you off. she most likely won't do it again.
but you need to be ready to enforce your warning. she might do it again to test you. if she ever does it again, don't react or say a word about it. but get an airhorn and blast in face later that night at like 4am when she is deep asleep
[–]youcantdenythat0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wet willy.. spanking.. lick the side of her face.. goose her, something obnoxious and immediate. Doing something after-the-fact will just start a war.
[–]Dio_Brando_Joestar-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol chill out dude.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know it's a fucking joke, I get the 'don't be an orbiter' and be the best man you can be stuff but this is almost like being a manipulative, sensitive bitch. She's kidding around, get over it.
[–]DadOnDabs-4 points-3 points-2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol you sound like a boring pussy. Scare her back. Fake kidnap her and throw her in your trunk and cruise around town. After you let her out use the emotional spike for some crazy hot sex.
[–]IAmDirtyBands2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a fucking horrible idea.
This is how you get hit with kid napping charges when the relationship ends.
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