My sense of humor really doesn't lie in saying a witty little agree and amplify that many TRPers have such a hard-on for. When a girl says some inane shit-test to my face and I can't just ignore her, I just calmly reply with my opinion. I don't really give a shit to break a sweat over some complex witty little response.

Example1: Her- "You're really an asshole" Me- "Being an asshole is a good thing."

Example 2: Her- "Nobody likes you." Me- "I like myself." slight smile + intense eye contact

Example 3: Me- "That's retarded" Her- "You can't say that." Me- "There's no retarded people around here, so I can."

I don't know what category of shit-test replies you put these in. It's nothing fancy like a pressure flip,AA,etc. Being unconventional and not really fancy, do they still work? Or do they express weak frame somehow by making it seem like I'm arguing with them?