Would have loved to post this to the main sub but I am here to ask a question so I will comply with the rules.

Started dating this girl back in october, things are good. She pays for dinner and buys me shit (I think I've technically made $ off of this girl). She has a low kill-count (6) which I was able to find out through conversing with hometown friends by some odd chance before I started talking to her. I invest pretty little into this relationship except for the fact I lift weights like an animal and have higher smv than her.

How did I land this kind of situation where the girl is hooking me up and my effort is minimal? Sorry if this seems like a humble brag but there is no fucking way I have it this good, I'm missing something. Unicorns aren't real. Feel free to probe me with questions to make further inferences. I'll provide some relevant info.

1) I'm her first legit "boyfriend"

2) When we were just a "thing" I did see an ex-fuck boys name appearing in her phone but his name has been gone for the last while.

3) She is at a school about an hour away from mine.

4) She sucks me off and cooks me food in the mornings.

5) I don't trust a bitch ever.

If you want more info ask away, like I said I have to be missing something here.