Extreme long story short:

  • Friend meets woman in hardcore WoW raiding guild 3 years ago
  • Weird circumstances around her, she "went out" with 2 guys from the guild but she was quickly dropped before my friend picked up sloppy thirds (first gf ever hes 24)
  • They LDR
  • Fast forward to last christmas 2013
  • She flies up from Texas (we live in Canada) to spend holidays with him
  • She ends up stealing $200+ worth of expensive cosmetics from his aunt
  • They find it in her bag packed neatly at bottom
  • She denies; convinces friend to lie for her
  • Parents tell her she needs to leave; friend pays for hotel for both of them for the next week before she flies back
  • Friend distance from parents/bro after that
  • Weeks pass by and Friend proposes marriage
  • Friend asks Bro to be best man, but hes alpha and refuses unless she apologizes publicly to the family
  • Friends LDR gf rages; convinces friend to disown/abandon his entire drama-free family
  • Friend moves out of parents house (conveniently gathering his stuff while they are at work to avoid confrontation
  • Bro finds Skype text msgs between Friend & LDR Gf
  • Sends them to me; Biggest manipulative obnoxious whore on the face of this earth
  • The works; Constant putdowns, pressure for marriage, berates friend for being weak beta, freaks out about nothing, likely has psychological issues, constantly says shit like "u dont need me. find someone else. i'm done" while he responds with "please baby i love u"
  • Now LDR GF has moved to Canada and lives with Friend.
  • Friend completely ignores his family and friends including myself after I msged him wanting to talk about it.

He works in the Army, she Doesn't work. She somehow convinced him that since she wouldn't be a citizen yet, she wouldn't need to work. She is now living for free at his new place he maxed all his credit cards and blew all his savings for.

What would you do if it was one of your good friends? What do you think the outcome will be? Personally I'm just seeing her using him as a quick tool to gain Canadian citizenship. She has a bunch of health problems she'd need money to pay for in the US but in Canada could get for free. While he's out working or on field trainings for extra cash, I'm almost certain she'll be hitting the gym and hitting up that 6"4 black man named Jamal Kambau if you know what I mean. The group of friends + his bro & I feel like finding him and kicking his ass.