Cold talk open- Going up to a random and the first thing I say to them.

This is an experiment I'm doing tomorrow night, under the influence of only 1 drink (If I have too many, I think I'm smooth but I'm awkward as shit) Feel free to come up with any in comments and I will literally say it (as long as it's not dirty/disrespectful) and post the results of what happened.

Here are my ideas so far

  1. "Hey, does it smell like dog shit in here? Wait wait I mean does it smell like "up dog" in here?
  2. (Walk up to two women with phone in hand and read following script verbatim out loud from phone painfully slow) Hi there my name is Wing I'm new to this city but you both look like your having a great time I know I sure am pause for laughter wow I'm glad you think I'm funny let's hang out. (And then reveal it's a joke and see how they're actually doing)
  3. "Hi could you help me out real quick? I need someone to help me review my tax statement from last year, and my number seems off so I was wondering if I could talk to you for a little bit and maybe get yours?"
  4. "Hey, you look like I don't know you yet. My name is Wing. "
  5. "Hi there, I was wondering if I could buy you a (pause) short conversation?"