This isn't 100% about seduction and girls but those things are certainly affected by this issue so I'm just gonna post this here.

Anyway, my problem concerns bars, clubs and all places that are loud. Obnoxiously loud. Regardless of my mood, alcohol level or drug intake prior to entering one of those environments, once I'm there it's like my body shuts down. I can't take it. The entire atmosphere just annoys the hell out of me and I just hate talking to people by screaming in their ear. I very quickly reach the point of "You know what, fuck it" and go home even if I had been in a fantastic mood the entire day. It's like the entire way to the bar or whereever I'm having fun and talking to everyone and once we get there I feel like watching that scene where Jar Jar Binks appears for the first time all over again (= not good).

Now, I realize that unfortunately (for me) bars and clubs are not gonna go out of style anytime soon and I'll just have to deal with it. So how can I learn to tolerate these places?

By the way, if you're answer is that you get girls in these places by being very physical and getting them the fuck outta there, I understand, yet I see hundreds of people in there having conversations and apparently fun, so my question is more along the lines of how the fuck these people do it.