I have a black eye

navy4040 · 2018-11-10T00:54:16+00:00

Lol. Fight that you kicked ass in

hardworkingmamajamma · 2018-11-10T01:02:52+00:00

I think women love when a man saves an animal. If i was told you got a black eye from a deer that kicked you in the face while you were untangling it from a fence or something like that i would be asking to buy you a drink! Now that I said that you can also use it to push ones away you dont want...just tell them something like "My grandma swung on me after i stole her bingo money so i could go out tonight..but guess whos still in the hospital?"

NotCoder · 2018-11-10T01:19:31+00:00

“ i fought the law ans the law won”

LawSchoolGuy83 · 2018-11-10T01:11:01+00:00

“The last girl punched me, I hope you’re nicer...”

passionlessDrone · 2018-11-10T03:15:30+00:00

Wear a patch over it.

Title	I have a black eye
Author	Chris7654333
Upvotes	3
Comments	5
Date	November 10, 2018 12:53 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/9vq2fd/i_have_a_black_eye/
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