Grade my encounter.

I approach a cute employee at the gym. Here’s dialogue.

Me- Hey people. I need to tell you about my issues.

People-go one.

Me- I want to open up and say I’m 23 and I haven’t done the deed. I know this is weird as fuck to say but I do my thing

People- they leave except the cute girl

Her- you should save it for someone special.

Me- no, I am getting my degree and making bank. I just need a lay, you got advice?

Her- what degree?

Me- Linux and Unix

Her- Cool. Well I don’t have advice for you.

Me- Can I get them digits?

Her Friend comes- let’s go

Her, bye

Me,bye

I am a perma virgin