Had been sexless for 7 years and 9 months. Set up an OkCupid, I'm a 34 year old guy.

Started getting hit on by two 24 year olds and a couple around my age. Anyway, I meet the first 24 year old the day before NYE at some hipster bullshit coffee place and we end up talking for about an hour, go back to her place and hang out. Long story short, I licked her ass and got a bj.

NExt night, I found some other hipster girl who had broken up with her bf and was "lonely." It was NYE and we wound up at some other hipster bar, do the countdown, walk back to my place, we're not even drunk. Well, fuck, she was so lonely we end up making out and fucking right there. I threw on some MEgadeth and went to town on her ass.

GO for lonely hipster girls, they're easy.