I was reading a post about chicks with unreasonable standards for men on dating app sites. My first thought was "I'mma fire up a fuckin Tinder account and just start calling people on their shit. That will be funny af." My next thought, inspired by lurking here randomly, was "Nah, fuck that, I'll be tarred, feathered, drawn, quartered, then tried as a Nazi by some random group of butthurt people out there." I enjoy screwing with people, but everyone here has scared me out of screwing with women. Even the ones that brag about cheating on guys and such. Glad I refrained, but it makes me sad that I can't even feel sad to joke about a topic because the groups interested are too dangerous. My greatest joy in life is humor. People call me a piece of crap and tell me to stop breathing their air on a regular basis. I agree and we have a good laugh. Why can't everyone be like this so I can make fun of everyone without fear of having my limbs torn off? I am considering going entirely off the grid, becoming completely anonymous, and just ripping on everyone and everything. God, I hate the current dating scene and our stupid ass culture. Watched multiple people cheated on and divorce raped over the years. Watched my mom mentally and physically abuse my dad. I don't even feel comfortable joking about that because I don't feel like dealing with the possible and stupid backlash. Ok, rant over, sorry everyone. Back to your normally scheduled programming.

Delete this if it's too stupid, I'll understand. New here, learning.