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[–]Housuaq86 points87 points88 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The female brown trout then fucks the Chad brown trout and tells her beta mate that she's expecting the betas kid.
[–]TouchedOnlyByMom[S] 26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol exactly what i expected someone to say
[–]dinnerwithfunions31 points32 points33 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
FSTOW (fish swimming their own way)
[–]hardtostarboard201611 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fish needing bicycles?
[–]GamingYourMom6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If they only knew...
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[–]Infinitewisdom198419 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
lol dude that's pretty much every species on the planet. Most of them at least
[–]Herpnderp145 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn't there like a Lizard that will stick with one mate, whilst another will share a Chad and another will sort of have a friends with benefits and branch from one male another? I remember seeing it here once.
[–]MushroomMGTOW4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn
[–]Older_Miggy3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He got his, so who cares if she got hers?
[–]FatKnob3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plenty of Fish.
[–]account41894 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
these examples are important...if there's evolutionary continuity across species, then it wouldn't be surprising at all to see certain patterns of male/female behavior cross-species...
[–]Davlatbeast 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yikes thots gonna be thots
[–]billyidolspetgoat1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still counts!
[–]Cristi_Tanase1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
except that in nature's case the male will just try again with another female 5 minutes down the stream... and do this all his reporductive life...
he will not gonna stick around to rise children, or pay for alimony or give a single fuck
and if she plays this game too often... her eggs will remain unfertilized, as male fishes just gang on other eggs and just spread away :D
remember this, in nature everything has a ballance, only humans think they can cheat all day long and nothing will ever happen to them
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