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redveinlover
[–]80173598 points99 points100 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(Buys beer.)
[–]Lord_Drezz45 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i can jerk off and get a nice sandwich after
[–]jiggaboi6929 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm scrolling in class and this just made me bust a gut.
Girl sitting next to me wants to know what was so funny.
[–]TheGreatSeneca20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Tell her lmao.
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You forgot Going Your Own Way $0
[–]TigPlaze9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this does put it in perspective, doesn't it? Even if you had $1000, it wouldn't be worth it.
[–]leemming15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahaha. that made me laugh
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Smart = She'll leave you for not being above her and making more money.
Great sex = Daddy issues, good way to get MeToo'd.
[–]Third_MAW10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Notice how loyal isn’t there
[–]redveinlover[S] 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't even think Jeff Bezos could afford loyal.
[–]TigPlaze10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm keeping my $5 and finding a way to make more. When I get more, I'm spending it on myself.
[–]NoCharism7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One retarded >EXTRA< please!
Here are my 4$
[–]robowriter6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Buys dog treats.
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[–]redveinlover[S] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is meant to be a farcical play on a common meme that you would see on r/nicegirls. If anything, it shows why we are going out own way, because their way has shit to offer us.
[–]White_Mlungu_Capital3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
buy the fat chick, trick the retard chick by making her jealous and get them both to pay for the rest.
Solving problem since '06
[–]MGTOWch2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savings enter the chat
5$ enter savings
Savings leave the chat
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aren't video games doing this with loot boxes and stuff lol
[–]Praline13222 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll double down on retarded and take the dollar in change
[–]loldave872 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rather buy a pack of cigs, they last longer than 1 use.
[–]airmaildolphin2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The $5 Biggie Bag from Wendy's is pretty good in my opinion.
[–]TheDumbassGenius2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everyone saying the retarded ones are lower risk, but those are the ones that made us go mgtow.
[–]Gravy_Gecko1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Also...
Option 1 doesn't exist, and 2 & 5 are sold out with no restock dates available.
Thank you, come again!
[–]-Fender-1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm pretty sure that the amount of #3 is in full expansion atm. Did you mean #5?
[–]Gravy_Gecko1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I did.
3 and 4 are packaged together and that's pretty much all that's available.
Also, you hate women if you don't buy them.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would take the retarded girl and train her to give political emotional speeches for money. Or correct buy a beer.
[–]timsbw1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would take 2x retarded and keep a dollar for me. Or even better, keep all five dollars lol.
[–]FaustoLG1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The retarded has lower risk, yet...
How retarded?
[–]cbr900rr19961 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i understand now
[–]SUEDE2BLACK1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A Burrito
[–]TheDumbassGenius1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So basically the average woman???
[–]BlueFrostFlake1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I keep the 5$
[–]TitanonymousRex0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
five bucks can get me 4 cans of Steel Reserve OTD.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(Buys A soda and snack)
[–]RedHattedPhilomath0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why the fuck isn’t ‘Kind’ in there? If I can’t get that on my preordered lady, I’ll just go to Home Depot and build my OWN woman? There!
:p
[–]redveinlover[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Kind" doesn't exist in a woman's list of possible functions, unless she's trying to get something from you.
[–]RedHattedPhilomath0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But I wantttt itttt ;(
[–]XbabyjeezusX-2 points-1 points0 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fat means she has huge tits (hopefully) and the retarded means shes easy to control. The dollar menu just got real!!!
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