So, when I was in high school I was a nerd, so when most of the time in class I was bored, since class moved at the speed of the slowest kids, so... pretty slow for me.

So, one day me and my 2 buddies, both nerds, were really bored, so we took a piece of paper and we made a list of all the girls in class, then we tried to guestimate the lbs of boobs that each one of them had, the total for the class; and the the average (and standard deviation too).

Why? Because we were bored nerd! That's because. And it was math class: stat!

So, we thought it was funny, and we continued by computing the lbs of ass, which was not as easy as boobs, and not as much fun.

Whatever.

It was a long class, so, I come up with the idea of calculating the "mileage" of each girl. It went something along the lines of:

years of sex * times of sex per month * 12 * averange lenght of sexual act in minutes * number of pumps per minutes * avg cock lenght in inches * 2 / 63360

the results would be the "odomiter" or the number of miles of cock that we guestimated each girl in class had.

We were laughing so fucking hard that the teacher noticed up, came over and took the piece of paper. He looked at it, saw the names, saw the numbers... he was confused, then he put 1+1=2 and .. WTF???

He realized our "math". We got sent to the principal and reprimanded.

Can you imagine an app for calculating someone's mileage? #LOL