Woman: I want affirmative action so I get hired. I want to be paid equally to all men so I don't have to negotiate salary. I want health insurance that covers pregnancy and birth control and abortion. I want one year of paid maternity leave even if I get pregnant as soon as you hire me. I want everyone around me to listen to me and not talk over me or mansplain to me.

Man: Could you smile more and dress sexier?

Woman: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO ENTITLED!