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[–]DannyTTT5513 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
That's why I'm eternally looking for "the one" and I let anyone who's suspicious about me being single know
[–]DangZagnut9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Easiest scam in the world, always looking for "the one", you can wax rhapsodic about your unicorn that doesn't exist.
That usually shuts them up. They can't complain too much if you're "looking" for 0.000000001% of the population.
[–]DannyTTT558 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep, my close mate is a complete simp and I'm always complaining (when his wife is around) how I wish I was in a long term relationship with someone
Ofcourse when were just hanging out I make sure to mention how much fun I have. The guy is 10X more horny than I am and ended up marrying a woman who he hasn't had sex with for a year now and counting
[–]downwardlyspiraling3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What are you still single? “I just haven’t found the right one yet.”
I’ve had this conversation so many times.
[–]barkingtree250 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck that I just tell them the truth. Modern women are whores and a waste of time. Only a faggot scared of the opinion of others lies about his convictions.
[–]Bob_Bobbingtonn0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's fuckn' brilliant!
[–]aghostinplainsight4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm searching for 'the one'.
usually ends the conversation
Be a ghost, a ghost in plain sight
[–]silly_birb2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Have you heard of feminists in this covid mess? No, because it just need a flat tire to get rid of feminists.
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