I know some of you think this is a crackpot theory, but ever since I shared my theories about feminists being shape shifting reptilians fellow MRAs have been swamping me with their personal testimonies from encounters with said shape shifting reptilians.
I share with you here the testimony of a fellow MRA who was actually taken by the reptilians and survived to tell his story.
It was on November the 22. in 2005 that I had my life ruined by feminists or as I soon found out shape shifting reptilians.
I had been dating what I thought to be a strong and confident woman called Sue. I don't know what Sue did, but she was actively involved in feminisms and often went to feminist conferences. One day Sue asked if we could go on a picnic and if Sue asked me anything I made sure to do s told because I at the time I loved Sue.
She picked a place, in fact a very secluded place, but at the time I had no suspicions. It took a while to drive there, but we got there and had a picnic. Sue asked if we could take a rest together on the blanket we had brought along before we headed back.
I fell asleep.
When I woke up Sue wasn't there, my car was gone and it was dark. What happens next is unbelievable. A disk shaped thing came out of the sky with a beam sweeping underneath it. It was heading towards me. To make a story short, here's a picture I drew of it. I don't recall anything other than being hit by the beam.
When I came to again I was naked in a dark and moist place. My dick hurt. It had clearly been yanked to the point of bruising. I was freaking out.
When I started screaming a rectangle appeared on the wall that slid open. It was a pathway and there was light in the other end. I went through it.
When I got through I was grabbed by what I thought looked like naked women. Upon closer examination I could clearly see that they were like chameleons. Sometimes you could see their green scaly skin. In front of me was a huge pit. It was at least 25 meters deep. A lot of these reptilians were standing around it and a streak of what looked like blood was streaming down from their crotches and into the pit. It had already been filled with a lot of it. The pit had at least 6-7 meters worth of this fluid.
Suddenly I heard a voice inside my head. It was from one of them communicating with me telepathically. They said this was the pit of a thousand reptilian's uterine lining. What the fuck? Something came out of the wall, grabbed me by the head and dropped me into it. Here's a picture of what it looked like.
That's all I can remember. What follows is 5 years of nothing. I have no recollection of what happened in those 5 years. It was only when I in 2010 was struck by lightning that I came to again. The memories of the reptilians have slowly returned.
Though I left a paper trail for those 5 years which I investigated. Feminist conferences. I went to almost every feminist conference there was. I donated almost all of my money to feminist organizations. My friends have all abandoned me. I called one and he told me I had become the biggest mangina he had ever seen and hung up.
I am slowly recovering and I can say with certainty that feminism is an invasion from space. I know firsthand.
I would like that you redact my name if you decide to share this.
I don't know how you can need any more evidence than that. I'm convinced.
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