Some jokes just write themselves.

27KHHV · 2020-07-28T00:11:56+00:00

She's been pumped and dumped by Tyrone since at least 14.

Gross. What a ratchet hood rat, especially with those tattoo's.

JerryNewton7 · 2020-07-28T01:29:07+00:00

"Bisexual"

Does that mean you have to share this princess with a lesbian? And she wants loyalty! haha.

I wonder if bisexual women get offended if you ask them what type of bisexual are they: 50/50 (50% sex with men)? 80/20? Or the bisexual type with no affection for Billy Beta paying bills and Ellen providing the sex?

MentORPHEUS · 2020-07-28T00:40:47+00:00

"Prove me wrong that there are still good guys out here!"

Obviously she didn't think it through before phrasing the question. Just what exactly is a winning response to this?

"You're wrong, there ARE good guys out here."

OMG I FEEL ATTACKED! WHY ARE YOU PICK-EEN ON MEEEEEE?

Traksimuss · 2020-07-28T03:30:07+00:00

That ratchet doth protest too much. She seems like snowflake to be offended by basic questions - N count, social skills, loyalty.

fishstraws · 2020-07-28T04:43:40+00:00

Wtf those toes. No open toe shoes with this hoe for fuck sakes

Pie_sky · 2020-07-28T06:44:26+00:00

She is the definition of a ghetto hoochie

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-07-28T11:47:04+00:00

Why tf does anyone need to prove anything about good men to this nasty hood rat hoe?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-07-28T13:29:15+00:00

"Bisexual" - I say this almost every time it comes up, but it usually means she's just more likely to cheat. This isn't just because she has a wider pool of potential cheat partners; it's because of a correlation of traits. To any guys who see that and get their hopes up for a MFF threesome, the odds are not good, and the one guy I've met who has pulled it off said it was disappointing.

Also of note, is if you read between the lines it becomes obvious that to her, men's only purpose it's too buy her shit and be her servant. Almost all women objectify men in such a manner, but most hide it better.

_Nequis_ · 2020-07-28T11:34:48+00:00

1: What kind of horribly done tattoo is that

2: Who smashed her fucking feet with a hammer during a torture session

sers00100 · 2020-07-29T01:05:08+00:00

Wtf did she say in the First sentence? Really

Ishabaka · 2020-07-29T13:40:24+00:00

"I want! I want! I want! I want! I want!" - could be a 2 year old.

TachyonPhoenix · 2020-08-03T05:47:07+00:00

Avoid this one as if she could transmit an std with her breath

capt_sasuke · 2020-07-28T22:56:15+00:00

I would bet that this 'Kween' has been on some form of government assistance most of her life. This experiment of giving the lazy welfare has to come to an end. So disgusting!

SirKolbath · 2020-07-29T16:46:05+00:00

This profile should probably be reported to Tinder for sexism. After all, she has one set of rules for women and another for men and according to Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, that is unconstitutional.

Title	Some jokes just write themselves.
Author	User36474746
Upvotes	122
Comments	32
Date	July 27, 2020 2:12 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hyszja/some_jokes_just_write_themselves/
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