Always get paternity tests

All_Ads_Deceive · 2016-02-24T05:21:09+00:00

Paying for Chad's child seems to be a real worry for you. Yes, YOU should get all your children tested.

Next time you visit the adults table, bring me a beer.

All_Ads_Deceive · 2016-02-24T05:26:19+00:00

You're not wrong. But you are retarded and pathetic, so I can see why you'd want to get tested.

Me? I just point out every once in a while that we have zero certainty my daughter is mine. One of these days, the wife is gonna buy a kit from amazon and prove it just to shut me up.

So how do I know my daughter is mine? Simple - I've been an advocate for paternity testing before I even met my wife. It turned out the hospital didn't offer it and then I got lazy about and figured the uncertainty is funner.

All_Ads_Deceive · 2016-02-24T05:33:55+00:00

A genetics study found that 30% of children aren't actually the fathers. I know the truth hurts you BP Folk but get a paternity test.

All_Ads_Deceive · 2016-02-24T03:25:25+00:00

Wow - pretty low value post.

Thanks bub - I forgot were all neophytes here. Thank gosh for your drive by insights -they're doing wonders when it comes to setting us kids straight.

Title	Always get paternity tests
Author	All_Ads_Deceive
Upvotes	0
Comments	10
Date	February 24, 2016 2:43 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MarriedRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/47achz/always_get_paternity_tests/
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