Sexy Move: Maybe She’d Love A Facial

I’m not sure how it started, but the common scene ender in porn is for the man to ejaculate onto the woman’s face. Sometimes you can see the woman just scrunching their face up and trying to find their happy place when it happens. One would think that anything that makes porn people grossed out is generally really nasty. I hate getting to the end of a good scene and then the pornbabe looks like shes trying not to cry and barf. I really don’t react well to women doing something sexual they don’t want to do, total boner killer. So yeah I’m a softy I admit it. Plus a couple times in my career as a nurse I’ve had “fluids” squirted in my direction without my prior consent. (Do. Not. Want.)  So as a result I always disliked the idea of cuming on Jennifer’s face as being offensive and humiliating.

Anyway… one day several months back we were doing the routine handjob and cuming on her breasts plan which Jennifer is fabulous at. But we had skipped getting me off the day before, so there was a little extra payload to be delivered. Plus I was also a little more worked up than usual and when I orgasmed I cannoned an enormous stream of semen in a single massive pulse. In a combination of glee and horror I watched a glorious volley of warm white fly well beyond any hope of touching her breasts; up her chin, across her mouth, from the tip to the bridge of her nose, between her eyes, up her forehead and then into a low earth orbit.

Jennifer just lay lay there doing an imitation of a blind goldfish that had accidentally jumped out of the fish bowl. Eyes clenched shut, open mouthed and gasping. Oh shit… now I’ve really done it.

Then she giggled…

I had a small mental implosion over that giggle for about three months. Sometimes even to me women make no sense whatsoever. But I fell back on the old standby of “don’t worry about what women say, pay attention to what they do”. She giggled, so that means she liked it. But that couldn’t possible be true could it. Damn this is weird. This was not covered by anything I ever read my whole life.

I was still semi-embarrassed by it, but I found myself secretly hoping that I would repeat the same event. Then not so secretly hoping. I started edging upwards a little more each time with the cum on her breasts routine and trying to angle myself just right… and she didn’t seem to fight it off at all. Bizarre.

Eventually I asked for a completely properly planned facial and she basically laughed at me for taking so long to ask for it. It’s still something I feel funny about asking for though as I guess old habits die hard and I don’t want to overuse it as something to do. Anyway fast forward a few months and we’ve planned for facials a few times.  Unfortunately it’s semi-hopeless as I cum absolute buckets and our aim is terrible.

The headboard… her shoulder… the carpet… her pillow…

So while I can say with a high level of confidence that it is not for everyone, maybe it would liven up a dull evening as a trial just for fun. And like I say often - only about 30% of what you try in bed together will work. If it doesn’t work, then just wipe it off with a warm washcloth, say you hated it and try something else.

Oh and do NOT get it in your eyes as it stings like hell.  I’m ok now though.