The Irvine Unified School District is the latest target of the feminist assault on any institutions not dictating exact equality in athletics. The National Women’s Law Center, wielding Title IX, has filed complaints against the school district for allegedly discriminating against girls in federally funded sports programs.

Evidently, there is a roughly 10% sports participation gap between boys and girls in the district, and, what’s worse, it has even grown in recent years.

Although feminists would probably never admit it, girls simply aren’t as interested in sports as boys. If they were, one might think they would have actually invented some competitive sports over the years, but I can’t think of one single competitive sport created by women.

If you’re interested in seeing what the National Women’s Law Center is up to, check out their considerable list of Title IX complaints on their website.

Although this may seem to be an intractable problem, because feminists will never stop complaining and abusing the law to enforce equality that girls themselves do not even want, I’d like to propose a solution:

Change definition of “sports.”

Make singing and dancing sports, make cheerleading a sport, and possibly even modeling and makeup application. Adding a few of the things women really like to do to the category of sports would probably more than make up for the “sports gap.”