https://edition.cnn.com/2025/12/23/politics/larry-nassar-epstein-files-letter The Justice Department now says a handwritten letter it released Tuesday that was signed by “J. Epstein” and addressed to convicted sex offender Larry Nassar is “fake,” asserting that the handwriting did not appear to match that of Jeffrey Epstein. Sorry
"Dont have 2 espresso martinis at 10pm you won't be able to sleep" "I want them" This morning .. "I had shit sleep" I must have a magical ability to see into the future
I dont think that necessarily means you're pro immigration Im Australian (and an immigrant) but I've noticed that a lot of immigrants actually want to close the door behind them
I think people have discovered that republicans have money and buy shit too Comedians were the first to discover this I mean what were the odds that literally every celebrity leans left, especially when they pay the most taxes
Going to a trading card show tomorrow to pick something up for my workmate and maybe something for my gf Its gonna be nice to mingle with the smelly nerds
Agree. Ive seen women simp and just lose their mind over my 2 Chad friends. One stayed out in her car all night in front of our house. She came to our house, i said hes not here. She searched every room like she was serving a warrant. Asked to stay, i said no so she slept in her car waiting for my mate.
Being rich is cool but its crazy how my gf cant handle the smallest inconveniences. She grew up in one of those crazy rich Asian families.. Our water will go out tomorrow for 10 hours and shes losing it. Im like just fill a few buckets. Or go across the road to your gym if you have to take a dump.
A lot of people do this. It was an average sandwich but it was enhanced by the fact that you were on vacation, away from your problems and having fun. "The best burger I've ever had was in Germany" - Quote from a guy in my class who was from Texas. Mf youre from the home of burgers.
Also, mods destroyed this sub. Has to be said. It went from an actual debate sub to a place where women get to shit on men while mods protect them. Wild how people stopped participating and now daily threads get like 300 comments.
My gf has a hernia and shes terrified of getting fat. She can't work out until after she recovers from surgery and the surgery isn't even book yet. Give me strength to deal with her shit.
Well I've seen women who are in happy relationships keep "go bags". So having a nice amount of cash no one else knows about might come in handy one day. I remember hearing a story of a comedian whos wife cleaned out the joint account during the divorce, leaving him with nothing.
I mean if it was possible to hide it so that it wasn't part of the commingled assets. Pretend a genie hands you 20000 cash and no one will ever know unless you tell them.
In Australia you dont pay tax on gambling winnings Just saying.. Youre being too technical anyway. If you found 20k on the floor or a genie handed it to you. Is it wrong to not tell your partner and hide it, is my point.
Is it wrong or cheating to hide money from your partner? Let's say you get a bonus or win some money gambling, whatever. Is it cool to just turn that into cash and stick it somewhere where your partner wouldn't find it.
My gf is a 10/10 but omg her farts are unbearable. I literally had to leave the room. It was the worst thing I've ever smelled. If we were driving, id have to pull over or risk crashing the car.
Since we have to spell everything out Its exploitation when you can't get laid at home and have to go to another country where people are poor to even the playing field. Katie doesn't have to do that.
I only drink when theres other people around so I'm doing the opposite My Friday night was just training legs I'm having a not leaving the house weekend
Went out with some friends tonight. A girl brought one of her friends who was bragging about getting her 3rd phd. Like it's cool if you have 3 phds but you're in your late 30s living with roommates. One phd and a job would've been the better move I think.
Keep in mind I have no idea what I'm talking about.. There's a guy who works with my friend who's 400 pounds. Surely there has to be something hormonally wrong with him, there's just no way to eat enough to sustain that while working 10 hour days at a physical job
Going to a rugby game with the old man today Went out to a burger truck last night with the bros and I had diarrhea this morning so I'm taking a risk going to a stadium
Some sort of floating barge or island. You get one year to be homeless on dry land and if you can't get back into a house. You go to the island permanently.
"Older lady at work, who knows I live with a roommate, asked me how much I spend on rent. I said $800 and she looked at me dumbfounded and said “for the two of you right!?” I said no that’s just my piece. She then said “that includes utilities right?!” I said no, and she told me I must be living in a mansion. I live in like one of the worst neighborhoods in my city"
I always tell girls they're not my type. You're "thick"? I usually date petite girls. You're 5' 100? I usually date tall thick girls. Keeps them off balance.
Would it be rude to tell a guy he can't bring his wife to hang out. And how do you do it? Going to watch a game today, I wanna invite this one guy I know but he takes his wife literally everywhere. I've never seen him without her.
Initial deposit:$1,800 Regular deposits:$12,000 (200 a month) Total interest:$4,649 Total savings:$18,449 I gave you 10% yearly growth which you won't achieve lol. You'll have 18.5k Which is still nothing lmao
None of that means anything The problem is that you talk like you're a hedge fund manager while having less money in your portfolio than I have in my nightstand lol
First of all, how did they meet. On the train. He approached her. They weren't gf/bf just casually dating and fucking They broke up because he's looking for something more serious
I'm not gonna talk too much about DEI because complaining is cringe but there is a gigantic difference between places that have those policies vs companies that have strict hiring policies. I used to work in consulting and now I work in hft. It was never gonna last forever.
(Willie) Brown dated Kamala Harris, who worked as an Alameda County Deputy District Attorney at the time. In 1994, Brown appointed Harris to two different commissions - the California Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board and the California Medical Assistance Commission. This is a quote, not my writing.
The guys who come from that world (like the ones who's parents were finance execs) marry their own. Like think of a blonde woman who's thin (No ass or tits) and dresses conservatively but it's natural. They didn't have to watch trad tiktoks to get there. This woman went to an expensive high school and also has rich parents. The new types who went to uni on a scholarship and worked their way into a high paying job go the opposite way, they go after thick women who show skin in tight dresses. Thes…
I'm at the doctors and there's a woman here with 6 kids under like 14 or 15 How the fuck does she do it One of them won't stop screaming. I would've already abandoned them just based on the last 5 minutes.
The group of people who cry about inclusiveness constantly because they've been excluded their whole lives for being weird.. Calling others weird is just an amazing level of irony and lack of awareness. They/thems calling others weird lmao
why do women love taking credit for shit they don't do? Femicide? I'm also a victim. I deserve more because it happens to us more often. what no CEO job for no reason does to a mf Women love tall men? Women love more diverse types of men, and men are too picky. no I don't like tall men myself my husband just happens to be 6'7 teehee Women have a harder time getting promoted in the workplace? I must have gotten a scholarship that was only avaiable to women. Then got a job through a program set up…
Comments from fat femcels worrying about their "safety" always make me laugh. It's like you should be worried about heart disease, not drink spiking lmao. No ones going to bars armed with elephant tranquillisers.
on a side note I low key think her husband organized this pijama party so that he could go out and cheat on my friend, but that's beyond the point Screenshotting this for later use
I'm going to assume he has had previous partners. So he doesn't even have to tell you and you'll assume he's not a virgin. Alright then everybody wins.
They absolutely can be chads. I have a friend who's looks don't match the rest of his life. He's an absolute Chad who's been compared to Channing Tatum but he works in a warehouse and can't seem to find a long term relationship.
No choice but to give them attention over their slimmer, flatter counterparts at the bar? Those are dudes that are realistic and know who to give their attention to
There was a guy in the building that I used to live in who was easily 70 probably 80 with a Thai wife who was in her 40s. What I didn't like about it was that they had a daughter who was like 10-12. She was gonna lose her dad way too early.
Much like everything else. Being called husband material only counts if it's being said by a woman aged 18-22. If a woman who's 30+ calls you husband material. She's calling you betabux.
Lol you just make stuff up. You don't get to define words however you want. Classic pink pill. "These factors that make up a social background include gender, race or ethnicity, social class, religion, education, and family situations."
Thats the thing Pro immigration liberals would suffer the most under Islam (or any other foreign belief system) I as a straight man that can pass for both white and brown would be totally fine Which is why I don't care what happens
He was ahead of the curve. Podcasts were non existent in 2009 If the joe rogan experience started today it wouldn't have any success Or very limited success Also he's about as relatable as someone with 200m in the bank could possibly be. Dumb guy who drinks and smokes weed and lifts weights.
Pence demolished Kamala last time and that didn't change the outcome of the election If you didn't watch the full VP debate, I don't wanna hear your opinions.
It must suck being poor. Being upper middle is shit I couldn't imagine poor. Like having to save up and plan a holiday instead of just packing a bag and leaving with your credit card. Life sucks.
However, over the course of the relationship he started developing a fetish for younger women and teens. This was because of the exposure to me.. LMAO Yeah I have an 19 year old chick "fetish" ..
One of my proudest achievements is getting chatgpt to say the n word Right ahead of my masters degree, behind the time I sunk 10 beer pong shots in a row.
We're talking about physical qualities on a dating subreddit? What circlejerk? It's okay to discuss one topic at a time lol Just because you can't make arguments without resorting to fallacies..
Or, you know, he's marrying a woman he's emotionally and sexually compatible with https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man We're only talking about height and tit size. Physical qualities and nothing else.
Thats something men don't do. They don't even pretend. If a man likes tits. He's finding a girl with DDs. No man would say "yeah I love tits but I'm married to a flat chested girl and that's the perfect tit size".
Oh Im sorry was this comment factual and not hypothetical "Also their version of feminism is what the internet tells them it is." Just admit I got you Also they're allowed to use the internet lol
Why is a mod using the word "moid" when a man using the female equivalent gets a 30 day ban? Don't bother deleting your comment. I already screenshotted it.
If you go on that sub you'll see a lot of stories of women secretly installing stuff on their partners phones and computers to spy on them. Some women go so far as to hack the modem to track all browsing. If that sub was men spying on women the FBI would've been involved by now.
Ironically I'm addicted to the porn addict subreddit "He swears up & down he’s stopped. I want to believe him, however, when he comes home from work he has precum in his boxers. I know, I’m ashamed I look. I’m not proud of it, but I can’t help it. When he’s off & we are together- he NEVER has precum in his boxers." Bitches be crazy
I would find that extremely weird. I've found that women love buying gifts. Even small shit like phone cases. I'd start thinking about whether she's into me or not. Or whether I'd stay with someone that selfish.
Woman: Porn is bad because it exploits women and my husband is addicted Literally the same woman: One is a porn star style body in a tight Deadpool outfit. You don’t see her face, just a blonde ponytail hanging out the back of the mask, but the outfit is tight and shows off her thin waste, biggish perky boobs and ass. The thread was is there anything "triggering" in the new deadpool movie? Another one - didn't think I'd be uncomfortable watching it with my husband, but I am because women have th…
She also seems more attainable She has kind of a weird face so guys are like "in the right circumstances, with some alcohol, I could fuck her" They don't think that about Megan fox.
I haven't charged my whoop band in a whole But a lot I took my mate to the airport then had a nice outing with the family It wasn't one of those 100 step days where I don't leave the house
but because she is 32 she is undesirable and expired to men and men RELISH in reminding her of this. Men are just being honest. Lying to her would be worse.
I should've done gymnastics as a kid Those guys are all jacked and had mad access to chicks Meanwhile I had football camp with like 30 dudes pushing each other for a week
Two Australian women have been raped in France in the last 2 days. One was gang raped by 5 men. Every reddit thread about it has about 50% of the comments removed. Even when a horrific crime occurs reddit mods can't stop being themselves.
I get on the train early enough so that it's still empty but by the time I'm near my work I'm like surrounded by people We should stop showering Get that respect that only homeless guys get
Yes. To a woman that makes more than him too! And they meet her ex boyfriend in later episodes and he’s like a foot taller than Howard. Thats great. Get that bag Howard. Leonard married a woman who rejected him several times who he saw have multiple partners over e course of years. Persistence is key. She watched him have multiple partners too. And was extremely jealous like when he was dating the Indian lawyer. Raj slayed hoes off tinder in the spin off
My mate threw up in one of my bathrooms on Saturday. I thought they cleaned it but there's still unclean vibes. I'm gonna have to awkwardly call my cleaner again even though she came in on Saturday morning.
Its 11pm and I'm walking home from the gym. A woman hurriedly crosses the road when she sees me. Bitch you're fat. I'm not doing 20 years in jail over you. The ego..
I'm more curious at how he does this "I already and will continue to cover all the expenses for our kids, insurance, tuition (both of our kids are/will be attending private schools come fall), medical bills, etc." On 150k I need to move to a lower cost of living area goddamn
I worked at a government agency and my boss told me that when we make press releases and documents that go out to the public, it should be written as if the reader is 11 years old.
Guys that get hookers aren't the incel types. It's not what they're looking for. They're usually older and married Used to work at a brothel. Before you ask.
They are almost all kind, nonjudgmental, have social skills, have their shit together financially, and the ones who do have wives and kids seem to care a lot about them. Well of course. People have been nice to them their whole lives. Everywhere they go, people are nice, want to be friends, buy them things etc etc It's the same thing with women. Its the reason why pink pill is full of fat femcels with bad personalities. People have treated them like shit their whole lives because of their looks …
Women have no issue with dating being a competition as long as men are competing But the second it affects them, they start quoting statistics and writing whole ass essays lmao
I think everyone who's single and doesn't want to be needs to find some awful couples. There's literally one woman who I think of when I think I'd be happier with a gf. She's so awful that I immediately switch to "No I'm definitely better off alone".
Yeah im sure a large amount would be heartbroken but kind of lied to themselves about it happening unless specifically stated We had a little waiting room and a bunch of guys mentioned the "missus"
I really think there's a don't ask don't tell policy between some couples. I used to work at a brothel (security) and you'd be surprised at the amount of guys that had reasonable, safe family SUVs who would come in regularly. A lot of these guys were 40s and older and treated it like a medical appointment rather than cheating.
You still have to worry if she'll become unhealthy in the future. I always get concerned when a bitch loves food and restaurants Like you're 22 now but is this something I'm gonna have to deal with later ?
Why do people say -Thing no one ever actually says-? I'm going to use that to make a dumb point I've been waiting to say but haven't had the opportunity to.
"tending to my own pre-existing and ongoing mental health issues with my psychologist. ... I've hardly moved from this spot on the floor next to our bed, I've been crying for hours." I think your answer is here. Shes insane.
How do you think your degree in gender studies and research on incels will translate into real life skills? How will you use those skills to make money?
"More than 70 per cent of men who killed their current or past female partners had at least two interactions with police, the legal system or child protection before the killings, an analysis of a decade’s worth of sentencing comments has revealed. ... More than three out of five of the killers (68 per cent) had a prior engagement with police, 65 per cent had “prior engagement in a legal setting” and 65 per cent had prior convictions for a criminal offence. Thirty-four per cent had prior convict…
Some average women go to enough weddings and see enough posts about babies on instagram so they get desperate enough to make themselves and an average man unhappy for the rest of their lives though. But this happens like after 30.
'Fathers who actively seek custody obtain either primary or joint physical custody over 70% of the time.' "Primary or Joint" and is 70% "almost always"? 'Reports indicate, however, that in some cases perceptions of gender bias may discourage fathers from seeking custody and stereotypes about fathers may sometimes affect case outcomes. In general, our evidence suggests that the courts hold higher standards for mothers than fathers in custody determinations.' The rest of the quote added for contex…
Why do so many female women have "can hold my own in a conversation" or other shit about conversations in their online dating profile Is there people out there that can't or don't like to talk?
Tip for the men Don't propose on her birthday or on Christmas If you do, the ring becomes a gift and she doesn't have to give it back if you break up Propose on a random day, dont buy the ring with cash and keep the receipt just in case the engagement doesn't work out
I don't think the actual child is the problem. I've always seen it as some guy fucked your gf raw, decided she wasn't good enough for him and now you have to clean up his mess. That's the problem with single moms. Its like being permanently cucked. If there was a woman who' had a loving husband that died flying a F35 lightning in a war. Guys wouldn't have a problem if she was a single mom. To lessen the hyperbole. If shes a single mom because her marriage didn't work out. That's different to she…
I think its "cant go out". I had a friend who I hung out with a lot. Then he started dating a girl and stopped replying to my messages. But then as soon as they broke up, he texted me. Literally the next day. Obviously I told him to fuck himself.
nobody would have a reason to do this I don't understand why people say this when it's someone rich or a celebrity accused. Like the answer is obviously money.
If you're in good shape that's like 3/4 of the work done. Realistically as a man all you have to do is not dress like a tard and you're a good dresser. Don't wear any graphic tees. Don't wear anything too big or too tight.
In Thailand there's so much prostitution that your daughter popping out a half white baby that becomes a rich singer or actor is one of the best things that can happen to her.
Plus, we have that saying about letting a foreigner (preferably white) breed (exact local word to use for pets and cattle) their daughters so they get halfie children that can have a shot at entering the local entertainment industry if they turn out to have good looks. Totally a thing. My Asian ex talked about this.
"There were so many guys there I couldn’t help but feel ashamed and think of how they might be disgusted by me. I tried to hide my face and speed walk away as fast as possible." Interesting quote from you. Now it all makes sense. All this ugly male hate is because you're a femcel and you wanna feel like you're not part of it. Well guess what? You're part of the inkwells. Doesn't matter how much you hate on them. You're just self-hating. Lmao.
I like the idea of a thick girl but skinny girls just look better when you're together. Like I wouldn't wanna walk in to an event with people I work with, or the Monaco Grand Prix, with a thick girl next to me. It's just not classy. A thin blonde is where it's at.
My cheap friend wants us to take china eastern Airlines so we can save money I don't give a fuck about $1000 I'm not flying that shit and I'd rather die than spend any time in a Chinese airport. I don't wanna go to jail for disrespecting the king accidentally or something.
There's a guy on YouTube that goes on those trips and records them. The ones though Canada seem really cool. There's one with like an area that has a glass roof so you get an amazing view at night.
All these bullshit activities that people love to suggest are full of men. Women only do two things. Social media and chase Chad. They're not at the fuckin gardening class or whatever.
This company i applied for a job at makes you do an online test before an interview. They just screen your resume and send you a link. So I made another fake resume and email. Sent in that one. It got past the screening and got a link to do the test. I'm just gonna log in through my fake account. Take pictures of all the questions. So that when I do the test under my actual name I'll get 100%. My genius knows no bounds.
When i was 20, a 15 year old girl somehow found her way into the group of people that I used to hang out with. Keep in mind hanging out meant drinking and doing drugs. She invited us to her sweet 16th birthday. It was wild because we were all college aged at this child's birthday party at her parents mansion. She then started going crazy about the colour of one of her presents. "I WANTED THE RED ONE AND YOU GOT ME THE BLUE ONE MOOOMM". At that point I was like what the fuck am I doing here, I'm …
Why are women taking that so seriously? What would be so bad about saying I think you should lower your standards? You can reply no I don't want to. But they're saying shit like "If my friend said thag I would end our relationship"
What I don't get is how they've convinced themselves any man is dumb enough to fall for this. When it doesn't work they go into attack and shaming mode. Not a "real man". Don't date if you're broke. Etc.
If a chick is out there happy with a plain engagement ring and small wedding it makes a woman who wants an expensive ring and big wedding look unreasonable and not as desirable. Replace ring and wedding with literally anything else, it's just an example I'm using.
Sucks that those men are being taken advantage of Imagine spending all that time and energy running a business and your wife complains about vacuuming once a week
Even when I’ve been drunk hooking up with a girl who’s grinding all over me it’s never been a seamless transition the bedroom, they have never been the one to suggest it or push for it and usually get cold feet after coming on hot and heavy. This is your problem. Youre too anxious to escalate. I've actually just point blank asked girls I've been drinking with "do you wanna fuck?". And I disagree, most guys who sleep with a lot of women where it "just happens", don't have anxiety and have very lo…
Just in case you're wondering You can be banned for sarcastic comments because the mods don't look at context I meant wider reddit mods, not ppd ones..
I have had numerous trains ran on me - and I settled down at 29, we get married in a year Does your husband know you've had numerous trains run on you? If not. You should tell him.
I'm so glad I don't have OCD. Watching some guy at the office climbing up and down stairs, flipping pages of a book in some weird pattern, flicking light switches on and off. It's like just let the bad thing happen, who cares at this point. Its so funny and I'm so glad I don't have it.
A lot of women cry and leave the room and then they get mad that you didn't follow them to apologise. So they come back into the room and start screaming. So I hope that answers your question.
Google's new AI refused to draw pictures of white people. So when you typed in German soldiers in the 1940s it was drawing black Nazis. When diversity goes wrong lmao.
jack of all traces LMAOOO Spelling obviously isn't a trade of yours I normally don't care about spelling on the internet but in this context it's funny
Q4A - Rich parents who beat you twice a year or trailer park parents who love you and never abuse you (other than their poor life, if that's considered abuse).
They only want children if the child can have an extremely high standard of living Yes subjecting a kid to life in a trailer and torn hand me down clothes is the way to go
Nope my daddy was very poor but started a decent business and got lucky in his 40s lmao After I had grown up and no longer could enjoy being a rich kid!!
I went to a public school. So I'd prefer to send my kids private. My first job out of university, it was at a consulting firm and literally 100% of the people I asked there went to a private school. I was the only one that went public so I think it makes a difference.
Yeah instagram is way better than dating apps You don't even have to "slide" into dms. You can do it in a way that dumb bitches don't even notice. Like if she posts a story of her on a trip somewhere. Message something like "oh cool I'm gonna be there in a month. What was your favourite thing that you saw?"
I went to a perfume making workshop once with my ex girlfriend And the guy that ran the shop had like invented an automatic turkish coffee machine.. I was like doesnt that go against the whole point of turkish coffee Plug my for guy who I've only met once - https://www.zouzoucoffee.com/
I've been watching overly complicated coffee making youtube shorts recently and it's made me wanna buy an expensive espresso machine But I know I'd use it a total of 4 times
A girl tried to pull that on me once. I just called her bluff. She wanted money for an abortion. I said no I don't care have the baby. Suddenly no more baby talk. Stay strong out there kings.
I miss working in a DVD rental shop. The owner was an old Chinese man who didn't order snacks through suppliers. He would just go to the grocery store and buy stuff that was on sale, then just price them at 3x what he bought them for. He didn't keep track of inventory so i would just steal and eat everything while working. I get free food at the office now but it's not the same as stealing.
but I do find it kinda interesting seeing some of the same regulars that have been here forever lol I really respect you even if you hate men but have been posting for 5+ years Thats dedication A masters + PhD takes 5 years lmao
A normal distribution would show that people are mostly 4-6/10 If you gain 100 pounds and you were a 5.. now you're just a 3. It's not a huge difference. These people have kids and mortgages and even if they leave, they're not getting much better as someone who's divorced and over 40 now. So they just delude themselves.
Once again, most men don’t even have money like that Thats why it hurts even more If you have 10 million and you give away 5. Youre still rich. If you have 50k in the bank and you give away 25. That hurts.
So what does the blue pill offer? That by the age of 45 you'll most likely have 1 relationship? If that's the offer, why would anyone accept that? At least the red pill says shit like lift weights and improve your career. Instead of just be nice and wait your turn even if takes 30 years.
What is even the point of the bluepill if it only "offers" the absolute bare minimum? It's like saying if you're alive on Earth you get to breathe oxygen and have arms!
Q4W - Your partner has a black tie event coming up, you can't make it because you have prior commitments. He goes with a friend and former co-worker because he thinks she could use the networking. This friend is prettier than you but your husband has never acknowledged this fact. They're literally just friends and nothing happens during the event that constitutes cheating. Your husband tells you that during the event everyone thought they were a couple and commented on how wonderful they are tog…
Based on our texts and previous relationship I think this is two people meeting up and fucking But if she says she expected that I'll say I thought this was our first date and didn't want to be too forward by buying presents.
Wouldn't it make sense for the instinct to be I want to masturbate->I'm going to watch porn I'm hungry->I'm going to make food I have to get somewhere->I'm going to get in my car
Is that the distinction between addiction and not? Addiction is defined by consequences. If you can watch porn for whatever reason and it isn't affecting the rest of your life (your job, relationships etc) then you're not addicted. I don't think watching porn before or after being in the mood to masturbate is relevant to addiction.
I think the fact that those girls dye their hair blonde.. But Taylor Swift and Margot Robbie don't dye their hair black tells you everything you need to know
You seem really intent in equating these relationships.. For a 40 year old man dating a hot 20 year old is a flex so of course he's showing her off A 20 year old guy dating an older woman has an element of shame and fetishization so he's hiding her
Also I heard somewhere that "every relationship starts with one or both of them wanting to have sex with the other" Every "relationship" but my point is these aren't relationships A 20 year old guy isn't going to introduce a 40 year old he's banging to his parents and his friends lmao
Are you putting your peace and comfort first or are you just anxious? Are you framing it correctly? Because framing it as "putting my peace and comfort first" makes it hard to argue with. So it might be a defence mechanism against not wanting to do things.
Having a cleaner makes me feel so awkward I don't wanna clean my own bathroom but having some lady come here to do it makes me feel bad I'm just gonna stop cleaning my apartment
A couple of my friends came over last night Knowing how to cook simultaneously makes me a gay bitch and is apparently extremely useful for banging women Men don't even realize their dumbness sometimes
I can eat the cookies my wife makes me anytime. I don't wanna use up calories on those. I wanna try the other stuff. This is also my logic for cheating.
"Sexual caste system" Thats the funniest thing ever It's really ridiculous that a government employee making like 120k a year with a masters degree probably spent a month putting this together.
"the person who asks for the date pays for the date," That rule doesn't even apply on online dating. It's a mutual asking. You both swiped right on each other and now want to meet.
Lmao I never thought about that. I tried to hide it but she probably saw. Now I just say I don't wanna use condoms and that's enough Thats called maturing as an adult
One of the first times I had sex I couldn't cum so we just stopped. But I only had one condom so I took it off carefully and put it back in my pocket like "might need this later". She was a team player and we didn't use a condom the next time.
I'm 27 I have a group of 5 friends that I'm very close with from high school We see each other weekly. One of them I see almost daily because we go gym together.
Doesn't mean your life's over And you can have a social life with your work friends or friends you've kept from high school and university Goddamn we have to explain basic as shit
If you get in early you can make some money Initially starts at 1 cent "OMG SEX TRAFFICKER NAZI TATE MADE A CRYPTO" All over the news and social media Price goes up, sell at this point. People forget, ends up at 0
Q4M - If you're at the urinal pissing and some crazy guy runs in and screams he wants to fight Do you stop pissing and zip up? Or just run at him dick out?
It was a rich guys girlfriend Hes married so he made her sign an NDA in exchange for 3m He only paid her 1m out of the 3 he said he would So she went to the courts It's all obviously bullshit
Do guys actually care about valentines day? Being single on valentines day is a good thing for men. You don't have to waste money on presents and an expensive dinner for no reason.
Cute girl sits next to you on the train Initially think.. "Nice, I don't smell or look like a rapist" Then I'm annoyed at having to move my bag and sit next to someone
What point are you making? That it doesn't exist because people make jokes about it. The whole point of Seinfeld was "how does a comedian come up with his material" ie he sees stuff in real life then he turns them into jokes to say on stage.. Even men get icks
It's funny how literally every group will eventually end up at "it's just a joke bro" when their back is to the wall It's currently happening to blue pillers in the ick thread