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16

I think easy way out is subjective. Most people would rather get life in prison than death because they're...deathly afraid of death.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/03/22 04:59 AM
17

Life sentence for second-degree murder in Louisiana Sure, she got was she deserves if you don't believe in death sentences.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/03/22 03:55 AM
2

I-- Well, I-- Hmm. That's a thinker.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/03/22 01:47 AM
7

If it takes you and a friend to pick her up, she owes you a threesome.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/03/22 11:24 PM
18

WOAH MAMA!
/r/PussyPassDenied25/03/22 03:12 AM
1

for Christmas
/r/PussyPassDenied25/03/22 12:05 AM
9

Why would you have two children you never see, pay someone else to raise, and you don't even get to do the fun part?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/22 02:31 AM
17

The only field I think that exceeds nurses for female promiscuity is Flight Attendants Good Lord, man, are you saying even prostitutes don't come close?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/22 02:30 AM
21

It's because women don't think they can really hurt anyone, or know that women are never held responsible for physical abuse. But then when they're dating another woman, that woman is more susceptible to getting the shit beaten out of her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/22 03:28 AM
2

It's no problem, citizen.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/03/22 03:03 AM
19

Can I get a time stamp for the good part?
/r/PussyPassDenied07/03/22 01:39 AM
7

Please, he is not an animal. He deserves better.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 05:53 AM
-1

And of course there's a woman in the comment section getting defensive about Harry Potter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 03:43 AM
6

I don't see how he's using the wrong your.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 03:40 AM
2

If they 'don't believe in reading That's okay, I can prove it's real.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/22 03:40 AM
2

"I broke up with a supermodel because I thought I could get a supermodel."
/r/PussyPassDenied04/03/22 07:48 PM
1

I got banned from facepalm, which is very sad because it's the year 2005 and dead memes are still funny.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/03/22 07:44 PM
1

How will they survive without the extra 50 USD they make a month?
/r/PussyPassDenied27/02/22 04:54 AM
2

Well, the point being, she can't even blackmail him for statutory because she's legal everywhere, so she really had nothing to go on.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/02/22 10:26 PM
2

Let's hope all the other mothers in jail who can't see their kids have a word with her.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/02/22 09:10 PM
1

I hear she only got nine years, and only has to serve six, so.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/02/22 08:39 PM
2

Jailing criminals isn't very nice to the criminals.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/02/22 08:36 PM
6

To be more specific, child molesters are evil. But the only pedophiles your hear about are the ones who got caught.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/02/22 08:35 PM
2

Some women are poured into a swimsuit. Others are slopped into them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/22 06:41 AM
5

Actual body dismorphia.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/22 06:37 AM
7

No diggity.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/22 06:32 AM
3

"But fat girls have bigger boobs" Upper right:
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/02/22 06:19 AM
53

Well dad, I fucked YOUR mom.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/02/22 12:31 AM
23

RIP, he drowned in pussy.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/22 07:39 PM
12

That just makes her a collectable.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/22 07:39 PM
6

"What's the underage number again? Was it 18?"
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/22 07:38 PM
6

He's an angry elf.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/22 07:15 AM
33

He can't handle mean internet comments on his main account.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/02/22 12:42 AM
39

"Hey bruh, can you help a brother out and buy me a Steam card, man? I'll suck yuh dick for a Steam card, bruh."
/r/PussyPassDenied30/01/22 08:40 PM
94

If he didn't pretend to have a pussy, the scam wouldn't work.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/01/22 07:44 PM
56

"Steve"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/22 03:56 AM
16

Any guy who says crazy girls are hotter has only dated girls who pretend to be crazy because they think it's cute.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/01/22 12:12 AM
1

bitch lasagna
/r/PussyPassDenied28/01/22 02:59 PM
11

That explains it. Open bob, show virginia.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/01/22 05:20 AM
-1

My middle school was a white school, that shit was hardcore. I was just thinking about it yesterday.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/01/22 05:01 AM
1

Okay, so why would I want to goto Alaska?
/r/PussyPassDenied22/01/22 04:41 AM
0

Yes.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/01/22 05:49 AM
7

No, it's hard to reach the steering wheel back there.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/01/22 01:28 AM
70

You know what this comment section about a mother making her kid ride in the trunk needs? My political opinion!
/r/PussyPassDenied09/01/22 01:27 AM
9

Or at least, their parents, other women, and works of fiction tell them they can get a man who will end all their problems, and even ugly women--especially ugly women--are beautiful and get whatever man they want.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/22 11:00 PM
3

How can she bring herself home to her parents after having seven kids?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/22 10:58 PM
4

I don't think that dog is standing on the floor, dude.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/22 07:03 AM
5

Now kiss. I mean, no--
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/22 06:52 AM
6

and I put my mouth over my face. Eh?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/22 06:51 AM
1

Uses the wrong "your", 9/10.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/22 06:49 AM
9

Someone posted this yesterday, and everyone was saying it was fake. Which it probably is.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/01/22 05:55 AM
110

Case in point.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/12/21 05:09 AM
464

How to out yourself as a shithead: condone domestic abuse as long as the victim is someone you don't like.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/12/21 05:06 AM
24

Call the cops. They can't unfuck yourself.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/12/21 06:25 PM
1

Her face in the first photo looks like Jon Pinette telling the story of how he farted in the car with his friends in it and the windows wouldn't go down.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/21 09:06 PM
3

Listen, sweatshirt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/21 09:06 PM
6

Give them enough rope to hang themselves.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/12/21 09:01 PM
2

Does a flair mean I've sufficiently contributed to the sub?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/21 05:14 PM
3

I--
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/21 06:02 AM
2

Speaking of flairs, now's a good time to ask; what's my flair about? I woke up one day it was like that when I got here.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/21 02:46 AM
3

Hi Horny, I'm Dad.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/11/21 05:48 PM
55

You mean people will forget this happened because this girl is forgettable and unimportant? I'll buy that.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/11/21 02:38 AM
1

Their appearance is the only trait the have to be copied.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/11/21 02:38 AM
12

a 7 or 8 Oh, I feel so bad for you. Your life must be a living hell.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/11/21 01:08 AM
49

I bet people just thought she was ftm and were assholes I bet people thought she was a man. She passes better than most people who are actually trans.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/11/21 03:51 AM
9

It still counts, if you look at it a certain way.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/11/21 03:51 AM
3

Okay, so are we arguing about whether it's literally possible or whether it's legal? That's rather obtuse, as if anyone doubted it could be done. But no one with a high IQ would actually try it.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/11/21 12:06 AM
3

You can't purposefully run someone over, but I guess you can ask the judge about it.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/11/21 07:49 PM
10

Yeah, he "could have." Being pregnant doesn't prevent a person from a case of road rage. I feel bad for the unborn kid, though.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/11/21 03:57 AM
12

You can't run someone over for turning incorrectly.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/11/21 03:53 AM
4

Yeah, right. She wants to keep her money and spend yours. I'm afraid it's marriage or nothing. Assuming you meet her requirements.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/21 03:18 AM
2

"Whatever, I'm rich."
/r/PussyPassDenied23/11/21 04:16 AM
17

The fact that these groups do nothing to improve anything and only make things worse, then they complain that other people don't like it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/21 01:20 AM
13

She looks like a potato.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/11/21 07:45 PM
13

blowing out a hole next to his seat and getting sucked out of the plane. [Goofy scream]
/r/PussyPassDenied22/11/21 12:17 AM
48

I heard about a suicide bomber detonating his vest in a mall, and it didn't go off. Imagine the color of his pants.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/11/21 11:10 PM
4

Well, that explains Jaden.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/21 03:58 PM
7

Also very intelligent, outside of marriage. Can solve a Rubik's cube in seconds, plays chess, speaks Spanish.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/21 04:53 PM
2

She's a pillow with features!
/r/PussyPassDenied15/11/21 07:42 PM
25

When you're such a vegan that other people bring it up for you
/r/PussyPassDenied13/11/21 04:33 AM
1

We don't have bums in this town, and if we did, they wouldn't rush, they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/11/21 01:00 AM
5

Bum's rush. They all run out, a few people will be caught, most will escape.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/11/21 11:10 PM
7

If everyone is so poor over there, what's the benefit of getting married at all, just to pay for an entire other family?
/r/PussyPassDenied08/11/21 11:09 PM
6

She didn't even say that. Also she was hot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/11/21 06:08 PM
24

I heard someone say that in the Dutch language, she's using "girl" as a description of her age, not gender. She still deserved to get her shit rocked, though.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/10/21 08:16 PM
2

Too bad I'm not on government money.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 04:27 AM
3

Anyone living off government money considers themselves a winner. Try to convince them otherwise.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 04:20 AM
4

Not having to pay child support sounds like a win to me, but okay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/10/21 03:43 AM
3

We have a problem. I gave the kids hard lemonade.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/10/21 02:22 AM
-1

They downvoted stacymalibuu, because he told them the truth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 04:28 AM
6

Cold-ass honkey.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 04:21 AM
6

if you have 50/50 custody you are NOT a single mother. I thought that meant she's single and a mother.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/21 04:18 AM
1

The problem is he didn't moonwalk out of the building when 23 people showed up.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/10/21 11:54 PM
0

Forgive him for breaking up with her?
/r/PussyPassDenied26/10/21 03:37 AM
0

Equality in a relationship is for suckas.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/10/21 11:15 PM
7

That's pretty gay, not gonna lie.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/10/21 11:08 PM
2

Because she's too stupid to pick fights with people who won't kill her, so the whole crowd has to intervene to keep her alive.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/10/21 01:31 AM
2

HAY, BRAN-DEEN!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/21 01:45 AM
-52

You don't date single moms, you just make them. ;) Edit: They hated ShortWarrior, because ShortWarrior told them the truth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/21 01:00 AM
80

Chocolate pudding.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/10/21 11:37 PM
2

Real money at their real jobs?
/r/PussyPassDenied11/10/21 10:20 PM
229

I think the average OnlyFans woman makes an extra $100 a month before taxes. And that's if they take their clothes off.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/10/21 12:26 AM
18

You have to fuck with fat girls, but you can't fuck fat girls.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/21 07:17 PM
9

It's a start, let's get those numbers up.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/10/21 06:43 PM
4

They packin' themselves in a heated blanket.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/10/21 12:32 AM
8

The streets is cold, dawg.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/10/21 11:29 PM
17

The cut of his jib is nice, too.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/10/21 11:23 PM
4

And if you do date someone, don't live with them. You'd have to rely on them and it will be harder to get away when you break up, since you have to break the lease and find a new place to live. If you can depend on yourself, you can leave a relationship at any time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 06:16 PM
8

Don't do either of those. Living with a chick isn't worth it. And as for a father figure, you don't love that kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 05:20 PM
17

Setting more black men free than Lincoln.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/21 05:16 PM
8

Or you could always engage another human being in conversation instead of always relying on Google.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/21 12:06 AM
16

Queen Elisabeth II was only in line for the throne because her uncle, the crown prince, married a divorced (single mother?), thus giving up the throne so her father inherited it. In other words, marry a wrong one and you won't be king for long.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/21 12:05 AM
6

mind-boggling, like their propensity for making bad decisions in dieting also applies to everything else in their lives. I mean, it's not really mind-boggling. What you said is probably exactly what happens. It's like there's a strong correlation between being fat and lazy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/21 04:55 AM
16

"Honey, a guy raped me when you were in prison." "Sure, you fat bitch."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/09/21 04:48 AM
6

I can be crazy, but don't like to be The bitch is actually crazy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/09/21 12:47 AM
1

It absolutely is.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/09/21 04:38 PM
1

That's only at sea, then they come to port.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/09/21 04:59 AM
6

Without nipples, boobs are...pointless.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/08/21 04:45 PM
16

If nipples aren't sexual, you aren't trying hard enough.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/08/21 04:15 PM
3

Real boyfriends vs men they've had sex with?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/08/21 12:33 AM
0

If you had made your point, you could get at least one person to agree with you. Anyway, you have a nice day.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/08/21 09:48 PM
0

No, you don't need to talk. I think I can just assume you're going to keep repeating yourself.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/08/21 08:52 PM
0

No, despite what you said, the man in the video did the right thing by fighting back. You can't bitch about it just because he defended himself too well against his attackers. Maybe you would just take it and cry about it later, but that doesn't work for everyone.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/08/21 07:54 PM
0

Your hypothetical doesn't matter, we're talking about something that actually happened. If you're going to derail your own bitching, don't bitch.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/08/21 07:37 PM
1

You brought up slapping, stop trying to make an argument about something you made up. You can theoretically kill someone who attacks you with a weapon, like in the video, as you can see, up there, check it again. Not that it matters, because nobody died.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/08/21 07:21 PM
1

Nah, if you're attacked you can use however much force you think is necessary. You have no reason to feel sorry for the people who started the fight.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/08/21 04:27 PM
1

You weren't attacked.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/08/21 04:58 AM
3

Girl here, and she ain't wrong that he ain't wrong.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/08/21 11:33 PM
0

Leave T Pain alone!
/r/PussyPassDenied22/08/21 05:45 AM
5

Luckily for them, the work force has been lacking due to Corona. More jobs are opening up for them! Break the glass ceiling!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 12:15 AM
10

Drop a low effort text and see if that gets your dick wet on cheap. It's funny how people keep saying this, when that's how she ended up with so many kids in the first place. You can be next!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 12:14 AM
10

It's especially empowering when men throw money at them to take their clothes off. It's a defense mechanism because they actually feel bad about being objectified.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 12:12 AM
14

"I'm sorry sir, but now that you've made me my website, I realize I don't have any money! Can I pay for this another way?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/21 12:08 AM
3

No, she's white.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/21 04:50 AM
30

Damn, everyone's afraid of rejection. But women take solace in the idea that men are supposed to put themselves out there and embarrass themselves.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/08/21 04:49 AM
3

California is a busted breast implant leaking out and spreading toxins to the rest of the body.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/08/21 06:37 PM
6

Schrodinger's rapist/scumbag
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/21 11:10 PM
3

Is she saying she goes to different countries for ice cream?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/21 06:33 PM
10

A smiley face to hide the pain.
/r/PussyPassDenied31/07/21 03:39 PM
4

TRASH
/r/PussyPassDenied29/07/21 11:43 PM
7

When a man has the audacity to explain or talk about something to a woman.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/07/21 06:04 AM
-3

Nah.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/07/21 03:38 AM
12

But as for us, let's be realistic.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/07/21 03:32 AM
-4

What I wouldn't want to happen is a bunch of women doing desk jobs in the military, while the men fight. No no. I want us to be equals. I don't want women having whatever is the equivalent of "White Collar Jobs" while the men do all the "Blue Collar" work. So give them a job you know they suck at?
/r/PussyPassDenied23/07/21 02:38 AM
2

Kane Hodder-lookin' ass
/r/PussyPassDenied21/07/21 11:53 PM
5

"My God, J Lo, you gotta fat neck!"
/r/PussyPassDenied21/07/21 11:33 PM
9

Sir, this is reddit.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/07/21 11:18 PM
7

Look at that fucking neck.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/07/21 11:17 PM
33

I think the draft should be women-only for the next 100 years or so. So the worst military in American history.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/07/21 03:38 AM
7

Fortunately, my sailors were not the type to do that. Because they're gay?
/r/PussyPassDenied21/07/21 03:37 AM
2

Rocky-lookin' ass.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/07/21 02:05 AM
27

PROTIP: Your boyfriend's friends don't want to be your friends.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 11:44 PM
6

No wonder she wants free meals, she needs them. Why you so skinny, chica? You never get a good man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 05:43 AM
38

and didn’t buy her dinner. You mean her ex was an alpha.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/21 05:39 AM
40

Is he in the lightweight division? Legit question.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/07/21 04:17 AM
8

Well, if you organized a take your kid to work day, you have to expect this. Unless she just takes them to work because she can't afford daycare.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/07/21 04:14 AM
1

14 year-old boys be like: "Wow, they're big!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 10:24 PM
18

22 and they're already dragging on the ground.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 04:16 AM
8

It's a need to prove they're as good as men. They have a caricature of men in their minds, who have sex with a ton of women. To be equal, they need to sleep with a ton of men. Men are considered winners if they have a lot of sex; the female equivalent is marriage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 12:39 AM
2

To be fair, you can't block someone and then expect them to do anal. Rookie mistake.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/07/21 12:34 AM
15

Who gives a shit.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/07/21 05:41 AM
1

Kanye? Or the Kennedy she dated that one time?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 12:23 AM
3

Or he was joking.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/07/21 12:22 AM
1

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You thi…
/r/PussyPassDenied07/07/21 04:43 AM
8

a story about an abusive, jealous, toxic relationship with a millionaire And he likes to punish women who look like his mommy!
/r/PussyPassDenied07/07/21 04:01 AM
3

She sounds great.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/07/21 03:37 AM
7

not another celebrity cautionary tale Well, he was, but maybe he's getting better.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/06/21 04:51 AM
12

Is that girl losing her hair?
/r/PussyPassDenied29/06/21 02:45 AM
2

Was she getting beating up by Asian guys? Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting?
/r/PussyPassDenied19/06/21 04:27 AM
1

At least she's not a "I lifted dumbbells at the gym for a few minutes today, I'm 300 pounds of muscle" bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/21 02:27 AM
3

You say that like it's not some guys' fantasy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/06/21 02:25 AM
12

Is your friend actually retarded?
/r/PussyPassDenied11/06/21 03:49 AM
5

The devil's eyes.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/06/21 03:44 AM
5

"Answer me, you rancid swine."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:50 AM
5

Some people will start sending you even more messages when you ghost them, trying to get your attention. They'll embarrass themselves without any input from you. But try whatever, variety is good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 02:46 AM
7

The average person is going to try to reason with her when she starts accusing them of being a bad person. It's the internet, it's okay to ghost people.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/06/21 12:48 AM
5

Send her a polite rejection message and that'll create a far greater feeling in her that she has lost out, if that's the feeling you're going for. Yeah, then she'll start an argument with you. Ghosting is fine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/21 11:54 PM
15

If he has all the money, he can keep the kids. She can get them on weekends.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/06/21 09:06 PM
2

This guy, or the woman's back tattoo?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/06/21 03:23 AM
3

Oh no, she wants him to find the other and fight him over her, until the next time.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/06/21 10:26 PM
2

The only spot we get screwed is furniture, stairwells, and basements. And the annual Best Dwarf contest.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/21 03:29 AM
-9

Well, I've seen women in the KKK and they're usually submissive to their husbands. It seems like not many women are independently in the KKK.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/05/21 03:24 AM
3

Naked and alone we are born...and that's how we'll pass away. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die with my pants off.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/21 04:07 AM
2

Monetary Darwinism. If you're this bad with money, you deserve to lose it. Maybe his mother should be in control of his bank account.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 06:43 PM
1

She looks 10. Not A 10, I mean looks 10 years old.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 06:41 PM
9

Yeah, Chad, the guy whose girlfriend hoes herself out on the internet and meets strange men by herself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 05:35 AM
14

At least she's not starving, God bless her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/05/21 05:17 AM
9

You can tell she had a kid when her belly button is horizontal.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/21 02:13 AM
8

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, but I do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/21 01:53 AM
4

Celebrities are a different species, they're all crazy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/21 01:52 AM
4

the richest man in the world and the world sexiest man Because plenty of shallow women will throw themselves at these men, and these men probably never had that attention before, and they pick losers to marry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/05/21 01:51 AM
-1

Even the normal shit she said was funny. "You're a poka playa. A POKA PLAYA"
/r/PussyPassDenied06/05/21 01:25 AM
1

Bisexual with extra steps.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/21 01:54 AM
3

100% mum of one I mean, I didn't get a DNA test, but I think it's mine, and I can definitely count to one, so I'm pretty sure I'm the mum of this one kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/04/21 01:20 AM
30

Crouching demon, hidden spawn.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/04/21 04:00 AM
12

Ew, you mean like, a million regular guys?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/04/21 06:06 PM
18

r/theydidthemonstermath
/r/PussyPassDenied16/04/21 01:00 AM
1

If your snatch growing shit, see a doctor.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/04/21 03:42 AM
1

why you getting salty Because he's a morbidly obese Mexican child with a carby diet.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/04/21 03:59 AM
14

Hey man, an American 6 is a British 10.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/04/21 03:57 AM
2

She should be thankful, that she has a mouth. She is, she uses it often.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/21 03:31 AM
1

It's one thing to wear plaid but it's a god damn crime to wear a two piece plaid outfit with conflicting patterns. Then have the audacity to try to pass it off as sexy. I think she actually turned you gay for a second.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/21 03:28 AM
2

TFW you the real Slim Shady and someone else stands up
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/21 02:55 AM
2

Second photo looks like the real Slim Shady.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/04/21 02:36 AM
1

She doesn't have a job or her own place. Courts probably gave the kids to grandma.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/21 09:13 PM
5

Snake.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/21 12:58 AM
-1

4.6M in debts Hol up
/r/PussyPassDenied04/04/21 11:38 PM
3

And yer anus.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/21 07:09 AM
5

Jr. Hamplanet Analyst
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/04/21 07:08 AM
17

Well, the Romans were even gayer than tumblr.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/04/21 10:02 PM
19

Will they at least kick her with the boot?
/r/PussyPassDenied03/04/21 03:32 AM
1

Would you take a butch dyke's fist up your cunt for 15 years?
/r/PussyPassDenied02/04/21 11:27 PM
32

She's fat, guaranteed. The free meals are drying up. Wasting away to practically nothing!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/21 04:17 AM
83

I'm sure she looks like a prize, too.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/04/21 03:10 AM
6

"You're a bleeding fleshlight" is the new axewound.
/r/PussyPassDenied31/03/21 11:47 PM
5

I thought I’d found The One when I met Pedro. Vote for Pedro. GOSH
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/21 10:47 PM
5

A perfect ten. A line next to a circle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/21 02:25 AM
5

Even the dog is fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/21 02:23 AM
8

45 years and the bitch can't drive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/21 04:19 AM
0

"DOWN HERE, GEORGIE!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/21 06:29 PM
3

Reee slut shaming
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 08:56 PM
3

OH YEAH
/r/PussyPassDenied27/03/21 08:19 PM
10

You so old you older than yo mama
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 06:45 AM
9

Really small with long arms?
/r/PussyPassDenied27/03/21 05:51 AM
17

Oh, BABY.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/03/21 05:51 AM
65

Something along the lines of "no way! wtf happened to you???" "Haha, why do you have your mom as your photo?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/21 03:27 AM
16

Black guys on Craigslist always post photos of big fat white women's asses saying, "hmu if you got an ass like this"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 10:52 PM
29

Leave her butt out of this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 10:50 PM
2

I'm glad they let you out of Auschwitz.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/03/21 01:15 AM
3

Hey bebe
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/21 11:22 PM
9

It's hard to think of a man as a human, when she doesn't have one in her life. The idea of a man has become a physical object in her mind that she needs to acquire.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 10:09 PM
4

Unwilling to stick with someone who was ill Nah, I don't fuck with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/21 04:41 AM
1

A man of culture.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 10:56 PM
5

Wow, she's really serious about her views on fruit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 10:29 PM
13

Verbal murder, like throwing her down the stairs in a wheelchair.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/03/21 04:44 AM
12

I want a traditional family, I want babies, I want my kid to have a sibling. Oh, and I guess I want a husband or whatever.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/21 09:38 PM
40

Yo dick?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/21 08:33 PM
3

Stop treating girls like emotionless sex objects On a random dating app full of strangers.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/21 08:17 PM
2

What I'm saying is, she doesn't get points for "letting" a man have his own self worth and independence. That sounds like an abusive relationship. She's still a trainwreck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 08:08 PM
6

Credit where credit is due, her last 3 points actually allow for the man to have his own self worth and independence so I think this one's way more reasonable than most of the absolute trainwrecks we see posted on here. So we have lower standards now?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 06:55 PM
13

She doesn't even shave.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 06:39 PM
12

No retired firefighters who survived and probably have a pension. I wonder who, uh...burned her in her past.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 05:45 AM
14

"I don't care what you like."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/21 04:24 AM
4

I mean, she ran over a sheriff.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/03/21 04:00 AM
16

I agree, it's a dating website. Set a date, don't bother someone for nine days like you're trying to make platonic friends with them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/21 11:11 PM
2

But she WILL have sex with you eventually. She hasn't learned anything, she can only delay it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/21 05:11 AM
12

Deadbeat losers are cool until you accidentally get pregnant.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/03/21 03:07 AM
73

Nicoles.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/03/21 03:06 AM
3

She owns her own business selling essential oils.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/21 11:41 PM
3

Wide torso, no hips.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/21 10:35 PM
18

especially since she’s fit. Doughy and sucking in her gut.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/21 04:10 AM
19

Except the girl grabbing his back.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/03/21 10:55 PM
1

I said it weren't none of mine famalam That damn bitch is blind famalam
/r/PussyPassDenied17/03/21 10:55 PM
7

The last time I heard of a woman with more than four husbands, she killed the last one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/21 12:53 AM
3

What counts as artsy?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/21 10:36 PM
12

That ink on her left arm looks like someone dropped a tattoo gun on it and just let it do whatever for a few minutes All the kids are getting that done. A bunch of thin, black-lined tattoos with no shading or color and no special meaning. For when you need street cred, fast.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/21 06:38 PM
14

Those are fake.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/21 06:37 PM
1

Well, that is the answer to everything.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/21 06:23 AM
3

They usually call me to do their beefs. Uhhh--
/r/PussyPassDenied13/03/21 11:06 PM
10

Yo mama so fat, she's already heard them all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/21 07:50 PM
25

When yo mama walks in front of the TV, you miss three shows.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/21 06:11 PM
13

Gay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/21 05:41 PM
7

Plus you listen to Ariana Grande? Pass. Thank you, next.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/03/21 05:27 AM
1

I had to check that I didn't have something stuck to my screen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 10:39 PM
1

It's usually the nose and the lack of teeth.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 10:38 PM
1

Olive Garden gives you Italian sized meals for a decent price.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/21 06:37 AM
11

Pressing F on the world's smallest keyboard
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 10:35 PM
77

He wouldn't leave her anyway. "I love my baby mama, I never let her go"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/03/21 05:51 AM
2

...huh.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/03/21 11:22 PM
2

Look at that no-neck little monster.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/03/21 05:07 AM
1

Prepare your diddly hole.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/03/21 03:43 AM
25

Because not wearing a bra makes your boobs look better, right?
/r/PussyPassDenied04/03/21 03:42 AM
7

It's tinder. Shouldn't your date be sex?
/r/PussyPassDenied03/03/21 01:24 AM
2

How y'all spend $150 on dinner for two.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/03/21 01:23 AM
3

Roll out?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 01:21 AM
14

It either makes you look old or like a giant baby.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/03/21 01:21 AM
3

Blackjack bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/21 11:19 PM
7

Looks like some buttmunch just went around giving people flairs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/03/21 01:23 AM
26

vile wenches What branch were you in, the Vikings?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/21 11:26 PM
10

She's just genetically unfortunate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/21 11:25 PM
13

I won't take that bet, pop culture told me all Navy guys are gay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/21 11:25 PM
20

"Maybe you'll finally shut up if I jam my cock down your throat." didn't want to offend her by saying I was gay kek
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/21 12:04 AM
41

I don't why it says 30 and I look fat, I'm actually 18 and slender, tee-hee
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/21 07:11 AM
17

I SAID IT WAS ADEQUATE
/r/PussyPassDenied28/02/21 06:30 AM
18

Adequate.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/02/21 06:15 AM
16

$180 extra Extra? This is their full-time job.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/02/21 09:18 PM
12

A few decades ago, a man was able to convince women that having loose sex was feminist.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/02/21 09:18 PM
3

Probably a game to her to see how many guys she will get to shave. There are low lives like that aka controllers. Or she has a shaving fetish.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 07:51 PM
3

Not the beard, that's how she makes money in the freakshow.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/02/21 07:50 PM
2

Nah, either way she's an idiot who got what they deserved.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/02/21 07:46 PM
4

Thank you. I wish I could split the cake so I could give a piece to everyone.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/02/21 01:53 AM
1

Well, that's kind of like when a girl punches you and people say it's okay because they don't think she could hurt you.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/02/21 01:35 AM
53

I'm gonna have to take your word that this is a real language and not you slapping the keyboard.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/02/21 01:34 AM
5

Pouring water on the boy you like is elementary school shit.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/02/21 01:19 AM
15

He's talking about baptizing his friends and being baptized, Jesus Christ.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/02/21 01:18 AM
1

Samson did, look what happened to that jackass.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/02/21 12:02 AM
1

You know how many guys in the Bible had beards? All of them. Including Jesus, so uhh...
/r/PussyPassDenied22/02/21 11:37 PM
0

Do I have a car? If I didn't ask myself that, I might have forgotten.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/02/21 11:25 PM
0

There's that famous European sense of humor.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/02/21 10:30 PM
5

The worst outcome for them is when they're too old to find a long term man and they can't get pregnant at all Too bad for them. But if they get pregnant, too bad for everyone else.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/02/21 02:58 AM
-1

I shouldn't have to put an /s at the end of an obvious joke in a subreddit full of adults, smh.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/02/21 02:15 AM
0

-a joke.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/21 03:24 AM
4

Hey, baby! Welcome to Dumpsville: population, you.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/21 01:27 AM
4

Inversely, the White Death was 5'3" and look what he accomplished.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/21 01:26 AM
7

trying to talk a girl friend of mine into going out with one of my best friends Your friend needs to get some game.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/21 01:24 AM
-9

Are you sure it isn't because everyone in Europe is over six feet tall? As is my understanding.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/21 01:23 AM
37

You made a powerful enemy, son.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/21 01:22 AM
2

They call me Apollo Creed because my jokes are always... ROCKY
/r/PussyPassDenied17/02/21 11:34 PM
4

Were you summoned by this guy insulting short people?
/r/PussyPassDenied17/02/21 05:12 AM
5

D'oh--
/r/PussyPassDenied17/02/21 04:15 AM
16

We slay the dragon?
/r/PussyPassDenied17/02/21 03:21 AM
14

Eighteen years, eighteen years She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 02:46 AM
12

At least they didn't have kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 02:41 AM
0

And her kid enters the room during and then runs away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/02/21 02:39 AM
1

I know, I just said that.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/02/21 08:41 PM
25

some fucking work.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/02/21 07:24 PM
1

FORGIVENESS, PLEASE.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/02/21 10:47 PM
10

she feels she can still get away with an attitude Yet she mentions being a side piece, a secret, and a last choice, because that's all she's been up until now.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 06:47 AM
5

I don't care how old you are, this woman looks like she could be your mother.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/02/21 06:45 AM
2

A 15 year old girl would be a shitty astronaut.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/02/21 05:31 AM
1

When you're overweight so you go to the gym for the first time ever and an alarm goes off as soon as you step on the floor
/r/PussyPassDenied12/02/21 05:57 AM
2

Now you sound like a rapist.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/02/21 02:45 AM
1

Okay honey, let me explain this to you. Just because a victim, man or woman, feels physical arousal while being raped doesn't make it okay, and it doesn't mean they liked it. It's still rape because someone forced themselves on them. Your parents must be so ashamed of you.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/02/21 02:27 AM
1

There you go!
/r/PussyPassDenied11/02/21 02:20 AM
1

How do you rape wide open legs? If she didn't want it, she shouldn't have been there.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/02/21 01:21 AM
4

"Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to have a personality that ugly."
/r/PussyPassDenied08/02/21 01:56 AM
16

Lots of people virtue signal online. Funny how being okay with prostitution is a virtue now.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/02/21 06:52 AM
5

what's wrong with dating a divorcee? The fact that it implies you couldn't make marriage work.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 12:23 AM
4

If we assume this is a real woman, and not an ad for the website with a stock model.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/02/21 12:22 AM
94

I could coach her into shape... For free, don't forget. One of the perks of dating her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/02/21 04:22 AM
2

calls on her feminists comrades for assistance. "Look sweaty, I didn't even leave the house to vote for Hillary, I can't help you."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 03:34 AM
8

You want her to handcuff you, but she panics when she sees you moving your hands and shoots you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 03:30 AM
1

Where the nice honest guy’s hiding? Hiding.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/02/21 03:29 AM
5

Nouth Chorea!
/r/PussyPassDenied03/02/21 01:03 AM
1

Inspected detected rejected
/r/PussyPassDenied03/02/21 01:02 AM
5

?hctib elttil uoy em ot yas tsuj uoy did tahW
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/02/21 04:57 AM
2

The joke is that he's so dedicated, he became a woman just to compete with women.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/02/21 02:08 AM
0

Fox was not a great fighter and lost all the time when she still competed as male He's not a transvestite, he's just a dedicated sportsman!
/r/PussyPassDenied01/02/21 01:52 AM
2

In other words, she CAN'T take any marine.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/02/21 01:47 AM
16

She should have Photoshopped on an upper lip.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 03:32 AM
1

I own a cat. She is part dog. I am smart. I am retarded.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/01/21 03:31 AM
77

Oh, you know she was.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/01/21 04:55 AM
2

"You have to let me hit it from behind 4,250 times first."
/r/PussyPassDenied29/01/21 04:17 AM
2

Pretty sure these are girls who work in bars and clubs, whose only job is to walk around and pay attention to male customers.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/01/21 04:12 AM
2

Asians!
/r/PussyPassDenied29/01/21 04:12 AM
1

That's the most basic looking bracelet and it probably cost two bucks to make. Yes, it matches her.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/01/21 04:09 AM
3

Looks like Bill Cosby in drag.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/21 02:19 AM
8

Nah, she dumb.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/21 02:16 AM
5

Oh, you mean "findom" doesn't mean getting dominated by a Finnish Viking? I'm out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/01/21 02:14 AM
2

French women just seem to have big jaws. For cracking snail shells, I guess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/21 08:43 PM
-5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRkgsN4At88
/r/PussyPassDenied26/01/21 12:18 AM
2

Save the lines for someone you're already dating.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/01/21 10:24 PM
1

Check out the caboose.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/01/21 10:23 PM
1

Or rather, this website isn't tumblr.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/01/21 06:25 AM
1

Day 14: the sub still doesn't know I'm a troll, I'm blending in perfectly
/r/PussyPassDenied23/01/21 06:24 AM
-5

Yeah, but then they might get their asses kicked and they don't even know what they said.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/01/21 04:19 AM
1

You don't want her to, bro.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/01/21 04:18 AM
5

A friend of mine has a niece whose mother Your friend's cousin?
/r/PussyPassDenied23/01/21 04:15 AM
1

Alright, I believe the first part.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/01/21 04:14 AM
1

The hammerfist.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/01/21 04:13 AM
5

I tip my fedora in your general direction, good sir.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/01/21 04:03 AM
10

Even if your comment didn't have that typo, that's still one hell of a conclusion to jump to.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/01/21 03:28 AM
4

No, now all the fuckbois reading her profile will suddenly realize how blind they've been, and they'll shape up and settle down with this holy, blameless creature.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/21 03:16 AM
13

I struggled around the 18 mark, couldn't finish the last few. Five minutes later, I polished off the last six and an apple pie, tears of shame pouring down my face.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/21 03:14 AM
10

And us guys don't realize it. Assuming she really did want you to give her friend a ride, stop and ask yourself: Do I know this guy? Is this my responsibility? Do I care?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/21 04:18 AM
2

She ain't got your six, but she got your three and nine.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/01/21 07:09 PM
-1

You can't say someone isn't a part of a group just because they're assholes. If most feminists are assholes, they're still feminists.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/01/21 02:50 AM
10

Which is his sister? If the bitch is related to him, I have questions.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/01/21 02:47 AM
1

My man got out of the shower just to bless us with this video.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/01/21 02:46 AM
2

Desperate, but not for love.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/21 03:38 AM
3

"Mommy, where's daddies?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/21 03:37 AM
4

When you sit down, you tell the waitress "We'd like two separate checks, please." before you look at the menu. If the checks come and your date can't pay, deuces, leave her there.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/01/21 11:40 PM
4

Did you tell the waitress you wanted separate checks before you ordered? Because if she can't pay after that, tough.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/01/21 11:25 PM
1

Yeah, giving a massage is way more labor-intensive. She should lay off.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/01/21 04:11 AM
9

I agree with the other guy, reporting her to the IRS is probably worth your time.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/01/21 01:30 AM
22

When it comes to money, always go through legal channels.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/01/21 01:26 AM
3

College jobs Que?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/01/21 10:16 PM
5

It goes deeper than money. They want a new parent who they can fuck. They want someone who will take care of hard adulting things like taxes and fixing the car.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/01/21 08:47 PM
2

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with s…
/r/PussyPassDenied09/01/21 06:10 AM
2

You humour me greatly with your arrogance and contempt, a flood of accusations born from the poison of envy and smite of disrespect. I feel both disappointment and flattery these thoughts would originate from another player who has demonstrated one of a kind talent and has accomplished the impossible, yet is apparently immune from judgement owing to their reputation, do not think your words hold more credibility just because of who you are, being more well known and what you have accomplished in…
/r/PussyPassDenied09/01/21 06:01 AM
3

I would post the Doom cheater copypasta but people got pissed the last time I did that.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/01/21 05:18 AM
3

He'll just break his limp wrists.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/01/21 05:16 AM
1

If you're ugly enough, the counter rolls over back to zero.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/01/21 05:14 AM
15

Nah.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/01/21 11:27 PM
-7

You humour me greatly with your arrogance and contempt, a flood of accusations born from the poison of envy and smite of disrespect. I feel both disappointment and flattery these thoughts would originate from another player who has demonstrated one of a kind talent and has accomplished the impossible, yet is apparently immune from judgement owing to their reputation, do not think your words hold more credibility just because of who you are, being more well known and what you have accomplished in…
/r/PussyPassDenied07/01/21 11:15 PM
8

Oh, so asking for sex for money is "women being women?" And you say you don't hate women?
/r/PussyPassDenied07/01/21 11:14 PM
11

Yet cum socks are wrong.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/01/21 11:11 PM
26

Risk? Does she have aids?
/r/PussyPassDenied07/01/21 08:00 PM
10

Her kids come before relationships. And she wants more.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/01/21 06:15 AM
-4

She didn't assault the BLM girl, she was just trying to do one of those black handshakes.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/01/21 05:47 AM
9

They then project this onto men and assume that men too are attracted to cocky, arrogant women. This is why it's important to be yourself. These women have to pretend to be cocky and arrogant. They're making themselves worse than they are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/21 09:34 PM
2

I do like class it's okay to swear Height 5'7" blunt as they come and a joker beware BARs
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/21 09:32 PM
3

Wait till I tell God.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/21 03:04 AM
18

And yet still probably the best photo of her she can find.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/01/21 12:41 AM
3

Okay, you say the upper right photo is of boobs, but you can't actually prove that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/21 10:08 PM
1

Go up a weight class.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/01/21 09:35 PM
3

I'm sure she calls herself a commie because that's a no-no word, she doesn't even know what it means.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/21 09:09 PM
2

Never trust someone who claims to have OCD. At worst, they're telling the truth. And she literally said the man has to be as close to perfect as possible, but her, she's far from, but hey, her personality is so great, it'll carry the rest of her!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/21 07:19 PM
3

She probably uses dating websites to get customers, let's be real.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/21 05:59 PM
8

But it’s something very traumatic for me it happened when I was homeless "I had him pay my rent after I slept with him"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/21 05:08 AM
17

She never felt prettier than when a guy offered to pay her for sex.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/21 05:06 AM
3

Why would you keep that on your phone? For your tax records?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/21 04:59 AM
15

Do you think women buy themselves real diamonds and make payments for years, or do they buy themselves cheap crap they wouldn't accept from a man?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/01/21 07:54 PM
24

I’m sure she can get plenty of men, all women can Getting men is the easy part; getting quality men is the challenge for women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/20 07:48 PM
11

Odds she's divorced (very high)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 09:34 PM
2

Thot begone
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 09:28 PM
9

so helping them with communication bills is just common courtesy. Uh, no, not really.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 04:40 AM
16

The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 04:39 AM
13

Donkey!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 04:37 AM
27

Republican girls have more fun.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/12/20 04:35 AM
8

I thought the thumbnail was some kind of eyeball monster.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/20 06:52 AM
1

I don't need a man for money. Rich men only.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/12/20 04:10 AM
5

Imagine a single mother online asking if you want to meet her kid on the first date. The first time you see that kid, they'll be calling you daddy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 10:29 PM
1

I would assume she has no support system of friends or family who can assist with advanced noticed. Your friends and family should refuse to pay for your babysitter. Can friends and family be simps, too?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 10:28 PM
5

I'd almost want people to take her out and only pay half and bounce leaving her half the bill and the babysitter costs to teach her a lesson Oh yeah, just tell her you'll pay for the sitter when you get back, take two separate cars, ask for separate checks, and bounce.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/12/20 10:27 PM
2

Large distance from earlobes to jawbone.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/12/20 05:16 AM
1

Any type of catfishing is pointless.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 11:21 PM
14

She probably thinks SHE'S the only one who looks good fake.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 11:18 PM
1

Is this the same man-faced Russian mail-order bride who wanted only CEOs?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 11:17 PM
1

Damn, there goes the threesome with you two and Angelina Jolie.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/12/20 03:48 AM
1

You've got a swell cleft in your chin like Gaston?
/r/PussyPassDenied23/12/20 03:46 AM
45

Now days, she's looking a bit, ehhhhh...
/r/PussyPassDenied23/12/20 03:45 AM
6

Or not.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 12:36 AM
15

Jesus loves her a lot.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/12/20 12:35 AM
6

ex-felon Chad who dresses up as a clown So a serial killer?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 01:42 AM
3

Lisa loves you too, as a human beeeen
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 01:41 AM
6

Learn to read
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 01:20 AM
12

She doesn't want to do that. That's HARD. She wants the adventure of being given jewelry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 01:13 AM
17

"You're not a drug dealer?? I'm taking the kids and going home to mother!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/20 01:11 AM
1

I can see your butt hairs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/20 09:55 PM
76

He's doing something without me? Looks like it's time for our monthly sex!
/r/PussyPassDenied20/12/20 07:04 PM
3

Could stand to lose a few pounds.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/20 02:53 AM
6

You need to have enough money to do huge things on a moment's notice and not get fired.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/20 12:54 AM
2

Military wives always cheat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/20 12:41 AM
1

I'm just saying, 6 is like a high average. But I guess now days, that's pretty good.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/20 10:08 PM
4

easily a 6 Oh wow, man, that's incredible.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/20 09:53 PM
9

Because she would TOTALLY date the guys who would buy her bathwater.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/12/20 09:53 PM
5

don't poke a sleeping dragonlady.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/20 05:47 AM
9

It's good to practice your debate skills. Also, implying he should have sex with this woman as if he doesn't have better options.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/20 05:46 AM
1

You know they mad when they keep saying lol
/r/PussyPassDenied18/12/20 03:03 AM
4

I watched the new movies, I'm like, into Star Wars now! I'm a Trekkie!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 01:26 AM
2

Disney. Full of sick feminism and political propaganda. BUT she also secretly wants to be a princess living in a fairytale.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 01:23 AM
3

Ah, good investment.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/12/20 01:01 AM
1

Um, because he's your baby daddy and you have the right to his money more than mine.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/20 12:07 AM
2

Wait, hol up, what's she saying about her baby daddy?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/20 11:38 PM
6

That do be pretty gay, tho.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/12/20 05:15 AM
4

Their faces went pale.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/12/20 04:55 AM
21

Larda Soft, Fridge Raider
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 08:05 PM
2

Great, so your girlfriend's mom can grope you on Thanksgiving.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 08:01 PM
3

Nice crop job. I know it's you, William Dafoe.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 07:58 PM
31

It's okay, they've all fucked HER dad.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/12/20 05:56 PM
44

Show bob, open virginia. Bitch lasagna.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 05:25 AM
4

And now they're saying porn empowers women and any man who watches is a pig.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/20 03:18 AM
9

I dunno dude, was his older co-working with a white trash yard as hot as them?
/r/PussyPassDenied13/12/20 03:50 AM
2

If their dating profile is just berating you for what other men have done, that's indicative of your relationship with her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/20 06:23 AM
1

Guys in their 50s? You think this woman will settle for any guy who isn't in their 20s?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/20 06:13 AM
3

Chaddition
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/20 06:05 AM
2

The other half, are all over 6ft and a mix of James Bond, Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, Batman and the guy from 50 shades Might be over estimating the percentage of Chads in any population. They're the 1%.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/20 06:04 AM
1

Sit down.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/20 06:04 AM
2

Woman divorces her husband because SHE is not perfect.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/12/20 12:14 AM
1

If you're this suspicious about someone, just keep your money.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/12/20 11:53 PM
0

I mean, that shit doesn't just disappear.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/12/20 11:51 PM
1

bruh
/r/PussyPassDenied11/12/20 11:50 PM
1

I was being sarcastic.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/12/20 11:37 PM
1

No, I know it's fake.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/12/20 07:37 PM
7

Hell, she probably started shaking and crying when she got home, then back on the streets the next day.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/12/20 05:56 AM
-2

I've seen this before, haters say it's fake.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/12/20 05:20 AM
8

Good in bed We communicate In love BUT--
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 12:11 AM
6

Well, there really is a woman out there who looks like this.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 03:14 AM
36

Her hair looks like Burger King foot lettuce.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/12/20 02:54 AM
3

Mum of 41? Damn, that's a lot!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/20 11:37 PM
1

Are you?
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 04:49 AM
1

Oh, you misunderstand. This sub only hates whores.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 04:48 AM
1

I am a woman.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 04:45 AM
0

You know you're shit posting in a sub that hates you, right?
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 04:42 AM
4

You think the only jobs for women are whores and housewives. You really do hate women.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 04:19 AM
0

What, you didn't catch my nuance? You must be naive.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 04:16 AM
0

Oof sounds like someone here hates women
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 04:11 AM
4

So all women are whores to you, and if he hates whores he hates women?
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 03:14 AM
29

You wanna bet what she spent thousands of dollars on? Probably brand clothes.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 03:04 AM
10

Oh honey, we're talking about weird internet fetishes, that's tame in comparison.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 03:03 AM
4

Varsity wrestling will last forever!
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 01:51 AM
0

as a teenager when I saw the “premium porn sites” with the 9.99 subscription plans Mooom, can I use your credit card?
/r/PussyPassDenied07/12/20 01:49 AM
22

You know they mad when they say lol
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/12/20 11:43 PM
7

Nah, my point is that she wasn't sexy OR beautiful. A fat ugly woman can offer sex, but she ain't sexy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/12/20 03:16 AM
18

She radiated sex, sexual desire, sexual available and everything else sexual. Arguably, that's the definition of sexy. Maybe it's just me, but I thought she looked hideous. You need to be at least attractive to be sexy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/12/20 01:28 AM
3

Closing your legs is free.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/12/20 08:45 AM
14

Or Michael Jackson.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/12/20 08:44 AM
1

"I don't care" (She cared immensely)
/r/PussyPassDenied05/12/20 12:12 AM
1

Boxing Helena's alternate ending
/r/PussyPassDenied03/12/20 02:02 AM
4

Life is great until someone pulls your legs out from under you.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/12/20 02:01 AM
3

That's selfish of her, making him do all the work.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/12/20 01:59 AM
2

Inspiration to all, friend of children!
/r/PussyPassDenied03/12/20 01:57 AM
3

[That made Mommy pissy]
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/12/20 07:40 PM
1

Begone THOT
/r/PussyPassDenied01/12/20 03:06 AM
10

The only thing that should scare any man away is that she doesnt have a job...doesnt want to get a job...and you will have to take care of her and her kids and the ran through age of 36. That's why this bi-sexual leans to men. Women don't have any money.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 11:29 PM
10

saying the wedding is all about the woman At least American wedding tradition states the bride's family pays for everything. The woman is the one who wants all the useless, unnecessary shit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 11:12 PM
26

Well, ask her, "Can you tell me what you're marching for?" and see if she can answer.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 01:55 AM
9

Back when parents basically locked their daughters up and they had few career prospects they had a lot of incentive to get married - then they could move out of their parents' house and have a lot more freedom. They couldn't afford to move out otherwise. I just wanna say, this is why asking for her parents' blessing to marry her is outdated. You had to ask permission because she lived with them; if she lives by herself, her parents have nothing to do with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/20 01:50 AM
12

You and I both the know the answer to that one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 10:47 PM
-11

And a fourth hole that spits pee and is a pile of wrinkly skin.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/11/20 04:04 AM
2

You're a bee?
/r/PussyPassDenied28/11/20 04:03 AM
2

but since I am in my mid twenties I am doomed right? You know you're going to be in your 30s in a few years, anyway.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 02:27 AM
3

That six-year-old kid is probably retarded.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/11/20 03:03 AM
-1

https://i.imgur.com/C87xx6T.jpg
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/11/20 02:51 AM
6

That wasn't the only error.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/11/20 02:49 AM
1

Well, I guess it bares repeating.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/11/20 02:53 AM
1

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/20 06:10 AM
1

No means yes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/11/20 10:54 PM
5

A steel drum
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/20 08:02 PM
1

Or queens.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/11/20 12:45 AM
6

This one is NOT 37... The deep laugh lines, sagging skin under the chin and obvious jowl droop and "turtle neck" give that away, even through the filters. You underestimate drinking and partying.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 03:31 AM
16

Her - microwaves your cat You - “WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!” Her - "I am a WOMAN! I need to feel DESIRED!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 03:30 AM
1

When you tap her on the shoulder and she turns and gives you this look
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/20 03:27 AM
4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_8yRH2KPVo
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/20 01:56 AM
6

Ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/20 11:38 PM
2

if she weren’t so batshit crazy & had such a high count, she could have been a good wife. If Hitler wasn't so antisemitic, he'd have been a good person.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/20 04:38 AM
11

As the spokesperson against domestic violence towards women.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/11/20 12:04 AM
2

Maybe it's because most people in India have black hair and brown eyes, and the girl just wants to be unique.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/20 03:26 AM
13

Eh, sometimes I browse the "man looking for woman" section of Craigslist for fun. There's a lot of black men looking for big fat white women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/20 03:22 AM
0

You just got ROASTED
/r/PussyPassDenied10/11/20 05:54 AM
30

Control your sister.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/11/20 05:54 AM
4

Well, twice as much testosterone, anyway.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/11/20 05:02 AM
24

If they can't be physically strong, there's something to be said about inner strength. Like controlling yourself before you step to a guy twice your size.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/11/20 04:55 AM
5

Almost every part of you is either entirely fake or artificially enhanced. And yet she still looks like a man. Unless she is a man?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/20 09:45 PM
17

I ATE YOU!
/r/PussyPassDenied08/11/20 02:33 AM
1

"Bruh what the fu"
/r/PussyPassDenied08/11/20 02:32 AM
11

sold his posters to buy it. Is posters slang for something, or does this guy just have very expensive movie posters?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/20 02:15 AM
8

LOL what father
/r/PussyPassDenied05/11/20 01:42 AM
0

No crotch spawns you're supposed to love like your own Let's not be grateful for that, that should be basic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/11/20 01:34 AM
1

Eagle talons.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/20 06:11 PM
1

Like a lot of redheads.
/r/PussyPassDenied31/10/20 09:07 PM
4

She wants a man who looks like an alpha and spends money like a beta. And no fucking until marriage, she's tired of games.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/10/20 08:35 PM
2

DOES DAD KNOW?
/r/PussyPassDenied31/10/20 05:11 AM
7

She wouldn't mention her fetish unless she wanted the stereotypical personality to go with it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/10/20 12:03 AM
8

It's a miracle baby. It's a miracle it was born alive.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/10/20 11:53 PM
2

Then you and the baby daddy will be on Maury together.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/10/20 02:38 AM
2

"I'm having trouble paying my rent right now. Hey, why don't we hang out any more?"
/r/PussyPassDenied21/10/20 10:45 PM
17

Hearing years later that she wishes she still had me was the best “revenge” possible. She doesn't actually want you, she was probably between boyfriends and thought you were an easy target.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/10/20 01:03 AM
5

I have stronger emotions than any women and I STILL manage to control them K
/r/PussyPassDenied21/10/20 12:59 AM
4

I think believing all men should die is a bit different, that's a huge character flaw, unless she grows out of it.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/10/20 10:50 PM
6

a guy shielding another guy with a towel But who will shield HIM with a towel??
/r/PussyPassDenied20/10/20 10:44 PM
2

She loves Jesus. He's the one who cleans the neighbor's pool.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/20 06:50 PM
17

Then she picks him over her fiancé. Because he's poor! That means you love him in romantic movies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/20 03:09 AM
9

Reeemale
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/20 03:08 AM
17

So after 25 years, she thinks she can have the same dating experiences as an 18 year old.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/20 04:39 PM
2

Looks like she couldn't even touch up her roots for the wedding.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/20 03:55 PM
6

woman improving her looks I'm going to need to see a better photo before I agree.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/20 02:51 AM
20

Okay, but dementia.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/20 02:50 AM
7

Spoken like a woman who has known no father.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/10/20 02:49 AM
3

I know some guys like fat chicks, but this is what happens when you don't wrap it. Edit: My wigger was showing
/r/PussyPassDenied17/10/20 08:22 PM
1

Scootypuff
/r/PussyPassDenied17/10/20 08:20 PM
1

Easy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/20 11:04 PM
3

Nah, if it was Mr. Wormwood, he would have rolled the numbers back to 10,000K.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/10/20 11:01 PM
1

She only cares about herself. She gets to wear a dress, he has to wear his Target uniform.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/10/20 02:44 AM
7

Yeah, but like, he's only a reporter. He doesn't have any money!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/10/20 11:20 PM
1

She is a man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/20 02:16 AM
28

Whatever it is, it ain't natural.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/20 05:30 PM
5

Whenever someone fucks around, I call it Mickey Mousing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/20 11:12 PM
2

She can't even commit to vegetarianism.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/09/20 11:10 PM
5

If they saw she was twice his size, they might believe him.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/09/20 10:56 PM
5

I think it's the Philippines.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/20 03:07 AM
6

What? Women care about personality! He needs to be dark and broken and an asshole so I can fix him.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/20 03:23 AM
6

You mean your underage friends will stop hanging out with you if you suddenly have a huge, un-fun burden? Children can be so cruel.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/08/20 11:47 PM
4

Playful like a frat boy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/08/20 11:47 PM
1

eH!
/r/PussyPassDenied22/08/20 03:44 AM
3

Kind of like people who see a public proposal, actually.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/08/20 03:44 AM
3

The witch has had a hard time waiting for L4D3.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/08/20 03:42 AM
8

Like this common style joke--I slept with your mother last night!
/r/PussyPassDenied18/08/20 12:04 AM
2

Non-threatening male attention. Just don't go falling in love with them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 09:29 PM
4

What they want is an idealized version of a man that doesn't occur in nature and has only ever existed in romance novels and rom coms. They do exist. They're gay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 07:49 PM
3

They want someone better than them, so just act like you are.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 07:48 PM
4

And then they complain when rich conservatives donate to lower their taxes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/20 03:31 AM
1

And love and laugh, what is missing? She also likes to live.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/08/20 01:15 PM
8

She probably thinks if she gets preganté, Chad will stay. As Chads do.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/08/20 03:20 AM
21

she is set on a gay There's the problem!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/20 04:54 AM
65

Get divorced Buy a house
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/08/20 04:41 AM
1

They think someone will Pretty Woman this bitch.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/08/20 11:36 PM
3

Sounds like you're judging a person's personality based off a post.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/08/20 05:17 AM
22

Or they're really dumb and they've been in a four-year college for a decade.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/08/20 07:08 PM
3

It's, uh, one of those hambones, you know, from ham.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 11:38 PM
4

Boob Blob Bloob
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/07/20 01:12 AM
8

Don't get me started on the diamond industry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/07/20 11:11 PM
47

I just hate "pet parents." You didn't give birth to your cat, just stop.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/07/20 09:25 PM
1

You too, babe.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/07/20 07:06 PM
1

Pillow fights are fine, but keep pillow fights and issues separate. They shouldn't have anything to do with each other.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/07/20 06:53 PM
1

Or you could try talking like adults.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/07/20 06:46 PM
1

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAA
/r/PussyPassDenied26/07/20 06:45 PM
1

Wombo combo
/r/PussyPassDenied24/07/20 04:00 AM
0

omae wa mou shindeiru
/r/PussyPassDenied24/07/20 04:00 AM
2

No, water.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/07/20 03:58 AM
3

Whoever did her eyebrows colored outside the lines.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/07/20 01:03 AM
1

You can't tell she isn't fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/20 11:54 PM
4

I outline my eyebrows too boxy and then fill them in like I'm coloring with a Sharpie!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/20 11:53 PM
4

She won't join unless it's Planet Fitness and they serve bagels. Also she's just going to sit on the machine and take photos.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/07/20 02:35 AM
9

I'm a WOMAN, I need to feel DESIRED
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/20 03:16 AM
5

If I wanted validation on the internet, I would not immediately jump to shitting in a cup and eating it...which I assume is what two girls one cup is about, because I have never googled it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/20 03:15 AM
1

I don't think she was laughing out loud when she typed that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/07/20 03:12 AM
30

She's 37. Just wait a year and the daughter will be on Tinder too. Cut out the middle man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/20 11:32 PM
2

Copy paste.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/20 10:55 PM
5

But maybe they'd buy her bath water.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/07/20 03:20 AM
48

Must be a Nordic frost giant
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/20 05:53 PM
45

Just say you're 6'3", she won't know the difference.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/07/20 05:53 PM
3

Those weird body implants that make you look like a stretched-out dwarf.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/07/20 11:46 PM
1

Yeah, nobody's going to jump you on the internet.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/07/20 03:12 AM
2

I agree, but do we know if she expects gifts on Mother's Day?
/r/PussyPassDenied12/07/20 03:12 AM
8

She can't make you do that, so don't.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/07/20 03:09 AM
13

Show me where the bad word touched you.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/07/20 09:34 PM
27

It's not gay if she wears a strap-on bruh
/r/PussyPassDenied09/07/20 09:33 PM
12

Yeah, well...you have a stupid username.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/07/20 12:29 AM
23

Mexican women on a work visa in Texas making 60 cents an hour! They respect fine taste.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/07/20 10:51 PM
10

Did you ever actually tell her you weren't interested? Some people don't say no and wonder why the other person is still pursuing them.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/07/20 02:57 AM
5

...but not too not funnier than her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/07/20 04:21 AM
3

I posted a photo.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/07/20 12:01 AM
5

I can't believe you're taking a joke seriously.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/07/20 11:51 PM
41

You right, if I saw her in person I'd be like
/r/PussyPassDenied05/07/20 10:04 PM
20

The hook in her songs sounds like she's trying to beat me to death with her voice.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/07/20 10:02 PM
5

Yeah, the movie isn't as good as the premise.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/20 06:38 AM
4

People who like to read have better grammar. I don't think she likes to read.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/07/20 05:54 AM
1

Real life, the ballot box, etc.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/07/20 10:51 PM
1

She was about to throw the worst punch.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/07/20 01:48 AM
1

Google.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 10:52 PM
4

Not muh nuggies!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 10:39 PM
2

Why would she lying about being 42? It's the answer to the universe!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/07/20 10:38 PM
4

WHA 'CHOO SAAAAY
/r/PussyPassDenied01/07/20 03:45 AM
3

Not everyone puts their opinion on the internet.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/06/20 12:59 AM
4

His music still sucks, but at least he's less of a little shit.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/06/20 12:14 AM
5

Hey, it's Israel Kamakawiwo'ole!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/06/20 01:45 AM
1

That choker means she's a black belt in dick-sucking.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/06/20 12:57 AM
2

Is he talented? He's just as talented as any other pop star, and I'm not sure that's much.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/06/20 04:03 AM
5

I always thought this metaphor sounded too cute for the subject matter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/06/20 01:16 AM
3

No, they're both your friends. With benefits!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/20 10:33 PM
171

sexually provocative pictures I'm not sure about that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/06/20 05:19 AM
2

I thought chicks only sucked dick for hard drugs.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/06/20 04:04 AM
1

I don't think you can sexually assault someone and be charming at the same time. At this point, the person you're describing could pick people up the old fashioned way.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/06/20 06:43 PM
3

Crackin' open a cold one
/r/PussyPassDenied02/06/20 12:13 AM
0

But did she?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 08:54 PM
-3

You were hardly even old enough to be their biological father. Did the mother treat you like a child?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 08:40 PM
13

I’d bought an AC with the wrong voltage for my building Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! Tee-hee!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 06:31 PM
1

How old were the kids?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/05/20 05:05 PM
18

You've really got to be mental to shit on your golden goose. Well, she did literally shit on his bed, so yes, I think she is actually mental.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/05/20 09:41 PM
10

/r/wroteabook
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/05/20 10:04 PM
2

I guess you could say I'm an investor.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/05/20 11:10 PM
24

Plot twist; it's a boy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/20 11:12 PM
19

They ho up so quick
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/20 11:12 PM
7

Being good looking for a 40-year-old is enough to make people ignore the four kids?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/05/20 12:02 AM
3

Toilet tendie time!!! You say that like it's a bad thang.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/05/20 11:17 PM
7

"Hey, that's the cheap parasite that I love!"
/r/PussyPassDenied16/05/20 04:33 AM
9

What do you expect from groupies? Their only goal is to have sex with as many famous people as possible.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/05/20 11:09 PM
21

It was probably the Romans who implemented the five-strikes rule.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/20 09:18 PM
20

Back then, you could get divorced five times; after that, you could never get married again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/05/20 08:21 PM
4

The casting couch, for McDonalds. The McManager: "You wanna be famous, don't yah?"
/r/PussyPassDenied07/05/20 09:49 PM
1

Finkelsteinbergschmittmann
/r/PussyPassDenied07/05/20 05:51 PM
84

Could he BE any more Jewish?
/r/PussyPassDenied05/05/20 01:19 PM
3

But im also afraid of dying with no family and being on my own That's a terrible reason to create human life. And it doesn't matter if anyone is there to watch you die anyway.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/20 09:05 PM
1

The eggs are fresh, the container is rotting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/20 08:59 PM
161

Sorry, I meant rich AND handsome.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/20 03:59 AM
11

Nah, too nice. Better to ignore her entirely.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/20 05:18 AM
13

She deserves to be left alone. Permanently.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/20 05:17 AM
21

To her, sex and her definition of love are two different things. She'll have sex with other men, but she looooves you.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/20 05:02 AM
33

He slipped up...and in.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/04/20 05:00 AM
2

You mention drug addicts and shallow people, but I think the third group is just really stupid people, who apparently think shaking a baby will get it to sop crying and have very poor impulse control.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/04/20 06:45 PM
4

Maybe she thought if she shook it, drugs would fall out, like a pinata.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/04/20 06:44 PM
1

Oh hey! It's Willie!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/04/20 05:43 PM
3

World sitizen, well educated.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/04/20 07:58 AM
1

You forgot to mention "dimply thighs."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/04/20 09:02 PM
1

Lesbihonest, the only porn she was in was with her husband on a blank VHS tape.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/04/20 09:24 PM
0

It's a game. They both have whipped cream on their hands.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/04/20 01:48 AM
67

She only acted out 'cause she's having a mid-life crisis.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/04/20 09:57 PM
12

Maybe she won't go to prison, but she is a domestic abuser, so that's what she deserves. She SHOULD be made an example.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/04/20 07:54 PM
8

Joan the real OG
/r/PussyPassDenied03/04/20 01:49 AM
7

Prenup.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/04/20 07:20 PM
46

Yeah, I totally swiped right on the dumpy nerd in a wheelchair with a sexually transmitted demon because I wanted to fuck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/04/20 04:18 AM
156

No, we're talking about having sex with women.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/04/20 06:44 AM
1

Any gender can, if they're a woman.
/r/PussyPassDenied31/03/20 07:41 AM
2

Had potential, but the lyrics were sloppy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 05:08 AM
1

Now we're in tumblr territory.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 05:03 AM
7

They did, it's called ratchet.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 05:01 AM
11

But she's tried dating American men, and they're all so immature.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/03/20 05:00 AM
7

That was a dude? Isn't it a woman?
/r/PussyPassDenied31/03/20 03:54 AM
3

She got a good arm.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/03/20 11:41 PM
3

Women will break all their rules and do crazy, mental gymnastics if they meet someone like Tom. I mean, you say that like Tom isn't a good-looking dude. He's not Clint Howard or something.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/03/20 12:40 AM
3

Well, it's not like they're going to get preganté out of wedlock.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/03/20 11:21 PM
12

gas ass
/r/PussyPassDenied29/03/20 09:06 PM
22

Maybe they got gay-married to prove a point and never planned to be a real married couple.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/03/20 07:42 PM
6

I know, it just isn't good enough. (Seriously though, don't get involved with Scientologists)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/20 05:50 PM
5

Bitches loved Captain Jack, and she took his bitches away.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/03/20 05:41 AM
1

she is an official United Nations Champion renowned for women's right activism. That's the only thing that makes sense.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/03/20 05:39 AM
27

Tired of men who don't know what they want = I don't know what I want
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/20 08:19 PM
30

Athletic = Fat, but "working on it" (and no tits)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/20 08:18 PM
4

She's not even talented enough to cut hair.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/03/20 05:59 PM
16

"Not interested in adrenaline junkies." "I don't wanna do anything that isn't eating out."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/20 10:57 PM
11

Her legs are probably buff from carrying around the rest of her. Or, the fat just accumulates in a way that looks like muscle.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/20 10:56 PM
14

Oof
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/20 10:55 PM
6

Being king would suck though, being a spare means the benefits of royalty with little responsibility.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/20 10:22 PM
6

Bitch, who the fuck do you think you are to forbid a man from seeing his father? Because she knows he'll do what she says. That's how a loser like her landed royalty in the first place.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/20 10:20 PM
62

Satan basically called her a dumb hoe to get her to eat the fruit.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/20 10:01 PM
-1

He doesn't have an opinion, and you need to know about it.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/03/20 11:46 PM
17

At ease, privates.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/03/20 02:29 AM
1

She didn't even participate.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/20 12:59 AM
5

Already ahead of the game looking like a 40-year-old MIWNLF at 26.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/20 12:58 AM
2

"Model"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/03/20 11:36 PM
4

The Artist Formerly Known as Alive
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/20 11:32 PM
16

My son keeps wanting to play outside, doctor. He has ADHD, give him drugs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/20 06:25 PM
12

Little Dead Brunet
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/20 03:34 AM
12

Oh, I thought he meant, like, Prince Prince.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/20 03:24 AM
10

women act like you’re asking for the moon Men say that because they DON'T want a moon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/20 03:04 AM
8

Prince? Whipped all around, you just wait for the news of the divorce. Wait, am I tripping...?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/03/20 03:00 AM
38

You fucking killed her, dude.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/20 01:03 AM
1

They're evil! They brought the Corona here!
/r/PussyPassDenied20/03/20 12:44 AM
1

I know we're not allowed to say incel, so.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/03/20 12:02 AM
1

You silly English kh-nigg-it.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/03/20 04:30 AM
3

Also, it's just a game.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/20 01:37 AM
2

And she likes the shitty version of Knocking on Heaven's Door.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/03/20 01:35 AM
6

Some people on this sub don't seem to get what a pussy pass is. This has never happened before, we don't know if she got off easier than a a man.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/03/20 01:32 AM
33

Yeah man, my mother was a chimney!
/r/PussyPassDenied18/03/20 01:30 AM
27

"What would you do for $40?"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/20 11:58 PM
3

I call bullshit, her boyfriend looks pretty short to me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/20 10:56 PM
9

Guess you're right.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/20 07:24 PM
0

You mean first degree burn? That's the worst one.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/03/20 07:16 PM
2

Whiteknight is buzzing around that guy like a fly.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/03/20 08:15 PM
5

"I hope you're feeling lucky, bitch!" he said, emptying a six-shooter into her torso.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/03/20 08:15 PM
1

Mama's gonna be pissed he ruined her plants.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/03/20 08:13 PM
7

Ah, I thought she looked like a Kardashian.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/03/20 03:19 AM
4

Okay, does she look like someone on TV?
/r/PussyPassDenied09/03/20 03:16 AM
1

Oh, it's about money, but not the Visa.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/03/20 01:34 AM
-4

No, the joke is that he kicked her, fool.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/03/20 09:49 PM
4

I guess you can call her FATima.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/20 08:00 AM
2

My MOM makes more than his DAD! It's 2020 and men are supposed to make more money than women!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/03/20 07:48 AM
-52

You should never hit a woman, like this guy.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/03/20 07:29 AM
6

Earlier you said splitting the bill isn't romantic, now you say it has nothing to do with money.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/03/20 03:47 AM
-12

Romance means you give a woman expensive shit.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/03/20 12:30 AM
5

Romance is not cultural, its genetic Diamond companies that want you to pay two-months salary for a diamond ring is not genetic.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/03/20 12:30 AM
2

Homer Simpson wearing a muumuu and fat-guy hat sized.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/02/20 05:24 AM
11

Even if you don't wanna, I'm doing your mama
/r/PussyPassDenied27/02/20 03:12 AM
3

Getting fat is the worst thing a woman can do to herself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/20 01:23 AM
3

Fat, and below-average boob size.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/02/20 01:04 AM
7

If you're going to threaten to infect a man with a potentially deadly virus, you should either be armed or able to defend yourself. Or at least actually have the virus.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/02/20 12:34 AM
39

Right now, they're a hot mess. Someday, they'll just be a mess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/02/20 04:57 AM
4

Woman tries to stab a guy, gets the chair
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/20 01:26 AM
2

Took it like a champ, though.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/02/20 12:53 AM
14

the guy isn't a 10 inch cock monster freak But that doesn't matter, because she'll never let you go balls-deep. Most women are only seven inches deep.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/02/20 01:48 AM
17

What's-her-cunt.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/02/20 12:01 AM
18

The bros.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/02/20 12:00 AM
6

I can't believe she headbutted that kid, because...who does that?
/r/PussyPassDenied15/02/20 03:30 AM
3

She missed the point that the mom from Mean Girls was not cool.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/20 05:34 AM
15

Now everyone knows she's fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/02/20 05:14 AM
200

Get in line guys, you can order her for $19.99 American.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/02/20 03:57 AM
19

If someone tried to blackmail you, you'd have a long face, too.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/02/20 07:26 PM
14

“Like to stay the fuck home and watch Netflix” = You need to offer to take her out to eat and pay for it and she'll act like a miserable cunt anyway.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/20 05:17 PM
1

You can both sit on the couch watching Netflix, one foot apart cuz she's not gay
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/02/20 05:11 PM
13

Is that a trick question?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/20 03:57 AM
10

She's down with OPP?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/20 03:55 AM
9

LOOKING for a big family. No one is looking for a pre-made family.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/02/20 03:50 AM
-1

Maybe there was another text we're not seeing.
/r/PussyPassDenied08/02/20 01:51 AM
7

Dual mating strategy, huh?
/r/PussyPassDenied08/02/20 01:51 AM
3

Well, she died.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/20 01:44 AM
4

And the bitch threw that diamond into the ocean.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/20 01:44 AM
6

"They say the hardest part of eating a vegetable is putting her back in the wheel chair."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/20 01:40 AM
8

Well, the kid was white, it wasn't Tyrone's kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/02/20 01:39 AM
10

Can't take half his money in a divorce if he doesn't have any money.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/02/20 01:17 AM
6

Ditching the bitch: priceless
/r/PussyPassDenied04/02/20 12:40 AM
0

Okay, baby.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/02/20 01:36 AM
1

Or two weaklings.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/02/20 12:53 AM
5

Bait, her account is 8 days old.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/01/20 01:43 AM
3

It's the same place I've been storing my biological material.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/01/20 11:06 PM
3

I know.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/01/20 08:13 PM
2

I'll break the news to yo mama.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/01/20 06:57 PM
3

Yeah.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/01/20 06:56 PM
5

[Homer Simpson drooling]
/r/PussyPassDenied27/01/20 06:54 PM
1

It was my impression hardly any doctors were willing to fix a woman, anyway.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/01/20 06:54 PM
15

It's sexual HERassment, not sexual HISassment.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/01/20 05:30 PM
8

That's clearly a melted Bratz.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/20 07:02 PM
9

Plus, a woman's body fat ratio should only be a few percentages higher than a man's.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/01/20 06:07 AM
17

Why? Apparently they have a thinner sister he could stuff.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/01/20 06:06 AM
1

Yeah, these guys are acting like they're too good for her, but they'd still fuck her.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/01/20 05:08 AM
210

Come on, he's punching above his weight class.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/01/20 02:24 AM
7

*wrought
/r/PussyPassDenied19/01/20 07:51 PM
1

Better work on that flexibility, slugger.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/01/20 02:16 AM
2

It is the people's blowjobs.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/01/20 01:50 AM
18

Feel like blowjob from this cheap hoe would go for under $10.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/01/20 01:27 AM
1

Like a communism. If I'm thinking of the right thing.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/01/20 01:25 AM
4

I'll get her right above the crack.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/01/20 01:24 AM
3

If she doesn't put out often before marriage, just assume that will continue after marriage.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/01/20 01:10 AM
20

Look mate, I don't know THAT much about gay porn.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/01/20 06:04 AM
5

Keep the debt at bay
/r/PussyPassDenied17/01/20 05:48 AM
28

Gay 4 Pay
/r/PussyPassDenied17/01/20 05:13 AM
59

The middle girl looks fine. Someone decided Charlie's Angel's needed to be feminist, so they had to cast ugly girls.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/01/20 03:51 AM
50

Only gay people work in gay porn.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/01/20 03:49 AM
3

I have a childless aunt, she's a lesbian.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/01/20 12:46 AM
1

Nah, I'm fuckin' with ya.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/01/20 11:41 PM
3

There were bulletin board services (BBSes), the first of which was created in 1973 and functioned as the first online communities and forums But I'm going to guess there were like ten people who used this, because not everyone could afford a computer the size of their house.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/01/20 09:12 PM
39

Wow, if I didn't have ad blocker, I would love this article.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/01/20 09:08 PM
8

I feel like Cosmo is just for women who want to live vicariously and pretend they would ever do this stupid shit, and Cosmo doesn't realize some crazy bitches actually do it.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/01/20 09:06 PM
1

She committed arson? I'll use the "angry" reaction. And give it a thumbs up.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/01/20 09:05 PM
5

Singing is a hobby, if you're good at it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/20 09:02 PM
1

They're in Spain, just get Consuela.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/01/20 12:30 AM
6

Dude's just gonna fuck the cleaning lady.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/20 04:23 AM
4

Pretty demanding for a mail-order bride.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/01/20 04:19 AM
31

fEeD mE TacOS aND TeLl Me I'm PrEtTY
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/12/19 07:32 PM
6

Masturbate and take a cold shower before you make a choice.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/12/19 09:02 PM
4

Has a passport (ie wants to travel the world) On whose dime?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/19 04:26 AM
3

I thought the bride's family had to supply a dowry. But there are some cultures that will buy a woman from her parents.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/19 04:17 AM
16

Or a fat white chick, really.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/12/19 02:28 AM
9

The weeb we deserve
/r/PussyPassDenied18/12/19 06:44 AM
1

Check the trees for Charlies?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/19 01:43 AM
18

She's afraid to be alone for even one second, so she's lining up a replacement before she leaves.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/12/19 05:21 AM
9

Fat people suck at the gym.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/19 10:58 PM
10

I'M SO CRRRAZYYY AND FUN But you need to take her on an adventure because actually she's boring.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/12/19 10:57 PM
14

Buy Kerrek a cold one
/r/PussyPassDenied14/12/19 10:19 PM
12

All you can eat no mean you stay all day!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/19 10:42 PM
3

oof
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/19 10:42 PM
12

The most likely conclusion is that she associates with people that for one reason or another aren't looking for the same things as her. Or maybe that guy she was in a two year relationship with was stable and nice and boring and she wants to settle down and have kids with a fun, rebellious asshole.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/19 10:40 PM
3

Listen man, she's a grown woman and she can dress herself. If it's cold and she didn't dress warmly, well, she won't make that mistake next time.
/r/PussyPassDenied13/12/19 03:24 AM
1

"YES, I'm a lesbian, NO, I won't have a threesome with you."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/12/19 03:09 AM
5

I understand. No one wants to outlive their hamster. Oh, wait--
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/19 04:35 AM
3

Because baybees are cute and fun, and they never grow up or cry.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/19 01:23 AM
7

"Stop your fapping, I implore." Quoth I, "Nevermore."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/19 01:22 AM
0

Justice would be killing a child molester so it won't happen again. Sex offenders are more likely to repeat an offense than murderers.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/12/19 08:24 PM
2

Prison is definitely a punishment (it sucks), but whether it's rehab or not depends on the prison, plus the halfway house the person goes to after getting out.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/12/19 08:23 PM
9

It's usually in the favor of one person. One person, with a harem of the other gender. This woman is in a polyamorus relationship; unless these men fuck each other too, they are not.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/19 05:47 AM
5

Well, in hind sight, that was a warning sign that the marriage wouldn't be easy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/19 01:18 AM
14

I didn't meet her mom until well after the marriage Can you tell me why?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/12/19 12:22 AM
9

A man pays to lick it clean.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/12/19 06:11 AM
3

A fat ass.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/19 04:40 AM
2

I thought Hooters was going out of business. Back to the pole, I guess.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/12/19 04:20 AM
13

The Thot Police
/r/PussyPassDenied30/11/19 09:22 PM
3

Incel is a state of mind. Maybe you don't get women, but if you don't let it bother you, you don't have to be an incel.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/19 12:36 AM
2

No offense, but I saw your post history and I hope you're doing okay, man.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/19 12:31 AM
1

They got the squinty eyes, the wonky noses, the spilled-Tic Tac-teeth, the big jaws, the horse faces...
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/11/19 12:28 AM
2

Except fatter. And what the hell is that stomach tattoo?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/19 10:16 PM
24

Probably because she's lifting one arm.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/19 09:26 PM
6

You know, she and King Henry the Eight might get along.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/19 02:38 AM
10

I guess she won't be going gay for Marie Antoinette.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/11/19 02:16 AM
2

I mean, lesbihonest.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/11/19 12:25 AM
10

They have some VERY RARE condition that makes them fat, and also every fat ass has that VERY RARE condition that makes them fat.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/19 02:50 AM
3

A blob fish looking for a tiger shark.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/11/19 01:04 AM
4

Mmm!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/11/19 03:19 AM
2

Sometimes, lesbians go out looking for a good dicking. She could be a lesbian and, at the same time, had sex with a guy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/19 02:22 AM
3

with a black girlfriend "I'll have a black kid and we'll pretend it's yours!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/11/19 02:10 AM
2

I think the Marvels are like the Green Lanterns, there's more than one.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/11/19 06:15 AM
5

And then she sued for rape, right?
/r/PussyPassDenied14/11/19 06:12 AM
36

And retarded. "Yaaasth, sthlay kweeeen"
/r/PussyPassDenied14/11/19 06:12 AM
3

I mean, that's what I'm sayin'.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/11/19 03:43 AM
11

Or find a man and then get pregnant? Edit: I mean, preganté
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/19 09:17 PM
2

Let's get sushi, then Woah, slow down hoe, I didn't say yes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/11/19 09:12 PM
9

Well, fuck you, I guess.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/11/19 02:17 AM
-1

I agree, but it's because you should close the lid before flushing so the germs don't shoot everywhere.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/11/19 02:14 AM
3

Okay, she's showing her tits, but they aren't sexy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/11/19 02:45 AM
2

Like attracts like Yeah, the nice, virginal women aren't exactly looking to get laid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/11/19 05:11 AM
9

Having a conversation in another language in front of someone is pretty rude.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/11/19 03:35 AM
3

I know people aren't going to stop having sex, but I'm sure a lot of them aren't trying hard enough to prevent pregnancy.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/11/19 03:28 AM
3

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but you won't need an abortion if you don't have sex.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/11/19 02:29 AM
2

Huh? But then they wouldn't be a murdering parent. Doy.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/11/19 02:23 AM
2

If he just bought her a $100,000 engagement ring, she wouldn't have to suffocate her kid!
/r/PussyPassDenied07/11/19 02:10 AM
23

They're not as pretty without that makeup.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/11/19 06:00 AM
31

Are they really? I think real models are the top 5%. Instagram models are lower.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/11/19 05:57 AM
1

Mhmm.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/11/19 05:56 AM
9

It's Evil Queen night at the drag show.
/r/PussyPassDenied06/11/19 05:45 AM
8

Well okay, if you object to obese, we could just call you fucking fat.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/11/19 03:34 AM
35

Or maybe no kids, and she's even more bitter.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/11/19 12:20 AM
117

She ain't messing with a broke big rigger
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/19 06:30 PM
182

And then she's going to complain about breaking up with a good man and now it's too late to find someone else.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/19 06:29 PM
39

I don't know if she's even good enough for a pump and dump. Yikes.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/11/19 04:40 AM
14

I have to wonder, if you divorce a member of the royal family, do they have to pay alimony?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/19 10:37 PM
1

They look good when they're covered. But tits don't bounce (heh) back after a woman has a kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/11/19 06:22 AM
3

I need a father figure for myself
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 02:55 AM
6

You thought she was reasonable to start with? She's on a hookup app complaining about the hookup app. Like when Becky goes to a party and then complains she hates parties.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 02:53 AM
1

Temporary sterilization? I think people would be lining up for that. That might cut the numbers in half.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 02:31 AM
3

She wants a better man than her, and she wants to treat him like he's less.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 12:37 AM
3

One kid, no more than three. Pay for no more than three kids, suddenly these welfare queens stop having ten kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 12:37 AM
6

About 10,000.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 12:33 AM
1

Unit. Lil girl was tryna smash.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/10/19 12:46 AM
16

He was 6'8".
/r/PussyPassDenied28/10/19 12:02 AM
2

They want to see if they get cat-called while walking through the block.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 09:15 PM
1

A black guy fighting a white girl, dude's gonna get in trouble.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/10/19 06:06 PM
1

Assert dominance
/r/PussyPassDenied27/10/19 06:05 PM
3

Yeah, but it was a joke.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/10/19 06:05 PM
1

She's Christian because her parents made her go to church, she isn;t actually Christian.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/10/19 05:49 PM
2

Interracial porn is weird.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/10/19 05:47 PM
2

So security guards in Sweden don't have to say, "Stop or I'm calling the cops?"
/r/PussyPassDenied26/10/19 01:40 AM
23

That's either poor writing, or brilliant satire.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/10/19 01:35 AM
1

And then he sat on her face. Hot.
/r/PussyPassDenied26/10/19 01:34 AM
9

Nice try. This woman is okay, but she's not marry-a-rich-doctor-and-get-a-greencard-to-America attractive. Are you personally offended, or something?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/19 05:03 AM
2

You could google it, you blazing homosexual.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/19 04:51 AM
4

She doesn't have a good body, I don't know why you're talking about fat women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/19 04:05 AM
1

It doesn't matter if it's overt or covert, this personality is disgusting.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/19 03:38 AM
3

If she was really that good looking, she wouldn't look like a fake female at all.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/19 03:36 AM
5

You have to have a good body to be a butterface.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/19 03:32 AM
1

She looks deformed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/10/19 03:31 AM
4

And if their kid accomplishes something, the parent acts like it's their achievement, since they made the kid.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/10/19 04:58 AM
3

And she can't even get pregante right now.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 10:00 PM
3

And then you could buy a car with the money left over, up hill both ways.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 09:59 PM
5

Too many people think that having a baby is meaningful and important. "I'm going to die someday, I need to do something to change the world. Write a book? Direct a movie? Nah, I'll just shit out a kid and call it a day."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 09:54 PM
3

Corsets don't work for fat people. Like 10 pounds of sausage meat in a five pound casing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 12:03 AM
46

To me, looks are 90% body, because your body is 90% of your person.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 12:01 AM
1

Oh man, I just thought you made the title up yourself.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/10/19 12:01 AM
12

You still can't do that.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/10/19 02:13 AM
84

Yeah, punching her when she's walking away means he can't claim self-defense on this one.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/10/19 12:56 AM
3

Okay, so they were both shitty.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/19 06:32 PM
4

A man shouldn't treat a woman like a princess unless she treats him like a prince.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/10/19 06:11 PM
9

Bitch, you're 42, you don't have phases.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/19 11:46 PM
17

Aww, bitch, that's gay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/19 11:45 PM
2

Pan, but she's only interested in men and gay women. Pan is a made-up concept and she still got it wrong.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/19 11:43 PM
8

Get the duct tape and the broom.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/10/19 11:53 PM
6

The real racism was the friends we made along the way.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/10/19 03:27 AM
1051

"HOW'M I GONNA GIT MY NAILS DID NAOW?"
/r/PussyPassDenied13/10/19 06:24 PM
1

A Mancubus.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/19 06:12 PM
7

Okay, bye.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/19 06:09 PM
7

Go to Men Seeking Women on Craig's Lit, and you'll find a ton of black men looking for fat women.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/19 06:08 PM
3

"This angle makes me look skinny."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/10/19 06:06 PM
13

Good-looking honest girls who aren't degenerates.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/19 02:29 AM
6

Or a WWII guy who saw Marilyn Monroe perform in person, and ask him to compare them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/19 02:29 AM
3

By friend, you mean...occasional fuck?
/r/PussyPassDenied12/10/19 02:24 AM
2

Peace.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/19 01:30 AM
3

first accordion in the community band Just move to Minnesota and play polka for a living.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/19 01:28 AM
4

I'm a good-looking ginger.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/19 01:27 AM
1

She likes both genders, but she's a frigid ice queen in bed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/10/19 01:08 AM
1

Unless it was a jury.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/10/19 04:22 AM
3

Or maybe they're mad that sex is off the table.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/10/19 04:04 AM
4

Did the study find a mechanism behind it? Behind the worse treatment? People feel more betrayed when they get screwed over by a beautiful person.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/10/19 03:48 AM
14

A study has been done, but I can't supply any links. Beautiful people get off easier in court, except in cases of fraud, in which they're punished more harshly.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/10/19 03:00 AM
2

You can have sex with whoever you want, but if race is the only deciding factor in a relationship, the relationship is going to fail.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 01:26 PM
30

Butter face? With that body?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 03:33 AM
6

"Why you no eat, chika? You never get a good man, you too skinny."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 12:33 AM
3

You hear that from both sides, nowadays.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 12:29 AM
4

So the ulterior motive is a race-related fetish.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 12:17 AM
5

Everyone thinks the opposite gender in their own country sucks. They always think a foreign country has the one person they need.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 12:15 AM
8

Always look at a horse's hands. I hate it when they have dirty fingernails.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/10/19 12:14 AM
3

Notch has "fuck you" money. He can say what he wants. What's he afraid of, getting fired?
/r/PussyPassDenied09/10/19 12:44 AM
1

I'm American and I love calling people cunts. How can they clap back after I pull out the big guns?
/r/PussyPassDenied09/10/19 12:42 AM
1

Io'll smack yae roight in the gob, swear on me mum
/r/PussyPassDenied09/10/19 12:38 AM
4

Kid looks around five. This hoss probably started young.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/19 11:19 PM
13

Or, grandma raised the kid when she was in prison.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/19 07:27 PM
3

She plays quarterback for the Vikings.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/10/19 07:26 PM
4

Fat, but no tits.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 10:12 PM
2

Dutch, the language of love.
/r/PussyPassDenied05/10/19 04:53 PM
11

Is this a horror movie?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 03:59 AM
25

fight vegans for. You mean push over vegans for. If you have any muscle mass, they don't put up much of a fight.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 03:58 AM
39

Jesus loves you, but like, only as a friend.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 12:19 AM
4

She's a Christian and divorced; she's probably Catholic, the women constantly have children. Doesn't work so well when you end up divorced.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 12:17 AM
1

You know, prostitution will only put you in debt, feeding all those kids.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 12:15 AM
8

But matching with an older woman? Now that’s really something to show off about. Show off that 40-year-old divorced single mother who's only moderately flabby for her age. What a prize!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/19 12:29 AM
29

If she's only 27 and no one will buy her a drink, she probably let herself go real fast.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/19 12:25 AM
11

The 50 year olds are probably divorced, not just single. They're from a different time where you couldn't just have a kid out of wedlock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/19 12:21 AM
26

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/10/19 12:19 AM
51

Too late, he got her first.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/10/19 02:13 AM
4

This NPC is DLC only.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/10/19 02:13 AM
14

Oh, yeah. It's not even a good ass. It's so flabby and heavy, the gravity stretches it out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 02:11 AM
8

Her parents wouldn't let her be a shithead when she was younger, so now she's acting out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/10/19 12:04 AM
7

So what has worked for you and your wife? They probably like each other.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/09/19 11:53 PM
14

She so fat, the police showed her a photo of her feet and she couldn't identify them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 11:48 PM
26

That's no moon.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 10:43 PM
30

Oh no, the pregante fatty was ugly. THIS one is dog ugly.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 10:42 PM
5

I do not want anyone to support my kids just ask to treat them like they are your own Their fathers ignore them, I guess that's treating them like they're your own.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 06:04 PM
5

Profession: Healthcare Education: High school Sure.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 06:02 PM
7

How old was the daughter? She may be used to "new daddies" by now. And the mother may have told you and her kids a different story.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/09/19 05:47 PM
3

How long did you stay?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 11:53 PM
20

And she doesn't want more kids, so you'll never have any of your own.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 07:05 PM
20

She'll bring her kid to the first date and say, "Say hi to daddy!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/09/19 06:54 PM
1

the women tend to be fit and not have kids. Aren't the women usually that way inclined?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 12:08 AM
3

Tiffanyzoe might not be able to.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/09/19 12:05 AM
1

Imagine trying to cut in.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 11:25 PM
3

Hong Kong Cha-Cha Champion So like, is this on DVD? Is this one of his porn movies?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 08:04 PM
3

The novelty wears off, indeed.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/09/19 08:02 PM
0

To cause suffering, for people who are murderers, yes.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/19 03:34 AM
0

Shouldn’t prison be for rehabilitation? No, it isn't. It's punishment.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/09/19 10:59 PM
3

"Stripes make me look fat!"
/r/PussyPassDenied21/09/19 10:57 PM
6

Yuck.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/09/19 01:34 AM
13

Imagine how angry short dudes are It hurts because it's true
/r/PussyPassDenied15/09/19 01:06 AM
30

Lesbians have the highest domestic abuse rate.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/09/19 04:03 PM
13

Dude looks like Rasputin
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/09/19 06:09 AM
1

Bodyguards: "Dear diary: jackpot."
/r/PussyPassDenied11/09/19 04:34 AM
1

Or maybe his form was poor, and he was doing better on his dominate side.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/09/19 02:43 AM
1

And get raped in the prison showers every day for 24 years.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/09/19 01:12 PM
23

You're hot! ... (Ahem) YOU'RE HOT!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/19 03:33 AM
5

He has thirty upvotes and some other fatass gave him gold because he so desperately wants to believe his lies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 08:11 PM
28

She said the kids have two different fathers and then immediately said she doesn't sleep around, because she knows she sleeps around. She's looking for a idiot who believes her lies.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 06:02 PM
5

Well technically it may be but for a lot of fat folk there are underlying causes contributing to the issue. No there aren't. The fat came first, the issues came after.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 05:50 PM
1

Potatoes don't require much effort.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/09/19 05:48 PM
9

Some people want to have kids, but don't want to be a parent. Being a parent is lame.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/09/19 06:06 AM
60

If they offered me 6 million for 24 years, I'd say no. One billion, maybe.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/09/19 01:47 AM
2

Lo Wang
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/19 01:06 AM
1

And her thigh gap in photo #5 looks a bit lumpy.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/08/19 01:06 AM
93

She's hungry.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/08/19 02:32 AM
77

I can't speak this language, but here's what I got; This man is accosted by a group on the street; some women and a man. The group starts yelling at the guy. One woman throws hands. The guy knocks her down, then starts to beat on the other dude, because he's the only one he can really fight back against. And then it goes on from there.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/08/19 02:18 AM
10

Because she's trash and she loves it.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/08/19 12:59 AM
3

Never ever date a chick with a drug addiction. It will always end poorly for you. If any woman could end up being a stalker, it's a meth head.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/19 02:12 AM
2

Libation alchemist
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/19 02:10 AM
2

I feel like I've seen the woman in the second picture before. Love After Lockup? My Strange Addiction?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/19 02:07 AM
1

You know she's a slut if she has those eyebrows.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/08/19 02:06 AM
18

"This is a post complaining about toxic mothers, buuuUUUUUuuuuttttt, I don't think we complain about absent fathers enough."
/r/PussyPassDenied26/08/19 12:11 AM
7

Women love babies and toddlers for this reason. Children and teens, they can live without.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/08/19 04:46 PM
0

"Close your mouth before I chase you into a dick forest."
/r/PussyPassDenied24/08/19 12:48 AM
3

o.e
/r/PussyPassDenied24/08/19 12:46 AM
3

Yeah, I wanna find the video and laugh at her. What website? Link? Link?
/r/PussyPassDenied10/08/19 05:45 PM
2

She took to mudding like a pig to mud.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/19 11:48 PM
12

Especially since those kids probably have autism due to hold old their mother was.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/19 03:04 AM
8

Male strippers just usually happen to be gay.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/19 03:02 AM
11

This photo should be provided to all school boys as a warning of your fate if you dont try hard enough at school. Ripped as hell, though.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/08/19 03:02 AM
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