Good morning PPD, I am so bored at work today. I have stuff to do but I'm choosing to procrastinate. Family is busy, GF's at school, Angel Colleague S has shit to do. I'm just playing random games on a website. Can't wait for it to turn afternoon so I could watch some good fucking footie. I also called my buddy and he said I should quit moaning about my job because I am lucky to have a low stress job. He's a nurse in comparison.
If Khomenei falls, It really does bring in an entirely new order to Middle east. One dictated by Israel and the US. I wonder what this means for the seemingly inevitable 2v2 of Ind/Afg vs Ban/Pak.
Angel colleague S is sick again so now the whole day I have to listen to her emptying her nose in a tissue paper. Women's ability to get sick every 15 days is crazy.
Good morning PPD, I learnt that my colleague in Toronto made some bad financial decisions and is now looking for a new job. He also found out that his wife had an affair with some neighbour before she got pregnant. They are now separated but he says the kid is his. He now has to go through a divorce and pay off his big loans at the same time. He called me to ask if I could help him with money/a better job. He also admitted that he regrets working so hard for her. He wanted her to be a SAHM. He w…
I like watching the different late night shows on YouTube. I recently found out that they're clowned upon in US as only old people seem to watch them? Yes the humuor is a little forced sometimes but I just like to watch trump getting roasted while I eat my lunch. Arrest me.
It's an economic phenomenon period. India's latest fertility rate is below replacement nowadays. In 30 years, the Indian government will start peddling birth rate discourse. You get more educated and get better jobs, you stop having kids because you do not need them as a social security into your old age.
Opening a probe against Powell 4 months from his trump ends is absolutely crazy. I smell desperation in this administration as Mid terms draw near. This move is straight outta third world politics. Insane that we're seeing this in the US of fucking A.
I think I have lots of unresolved resentment towards bitch colleague S because of how she intially treated me when I was new at the job. We've reached an unsaid truce of cold professionalism since then. She's stopped being an asshole but I still hate her deeply. I do not know how to process this hatred and move on from it.
Today the Imaam at the mosque was talking about how it's important to find a righteous wife. How about finding righteous moms who let their sons marry the righteous wives of their own choosing? Men are so oppressed.
True. You don't need to have an opinion on everything. I have many political opinions but I don't really give a damn about the specifics of abortion debate tbh. I don't have a strong opinion on it.
Daily reminder that the Britishers are the root of all modern problems and we need to create a global policy to get rid of every single one of them except Emma Watson and Emilia Clarke.
It just builds up an unsaid expectation that he would have to gift you something too and now you're both just spending hundreds of dollars that you could save up for a nice date or flights. I do not like the a gift every other month rule my gf has unknowingly built but I live by it. You should not.
Just like forever, The core problem in my life right now was created by Britishers. They drew an imaginary line on the South Asian subcontinent and fucked over every cross border relationship for eternity. I wouldn't be too sad if Putin nukes them.
I wonder if her cat forgot me. I literally kept her at my house for 2 nights and cleaned up the hairy mess she left after. She better lunge at me next month.
My friend's gf would do it for him though. They're still together. Therefore we'd be married by now if she just did my homework occasionally. She dropped the ball.
I randomly remembered that my ex in high school would never do my homework if I asked her. Always some BS excuse. But then she got super mad when I got help from a female friend. I think she just hated me for some reason. Something with her hormones I guess.
If trump really cared about dictatorship, he'd stop sponsoring Pakistani army and their terrorist groups. The dictator is only a problem when he's Anti USA.
The older I get, The more I realise why people have the political beliefs that they do. Complete gun ban is unnecessary because here in Rural Canada, people go hunting all the time. There are no shootings ever. This Anti car, Anti suburban policies are also rather unrealistic because the truth is, people like living in quiet suburbs with a picket fence and having to drive everywhere. We do need to have good enough transit that it is a real option but we also cannot demonize car ridership.
It's also very unfair that just when I turn adult, the economy has gone to the shitters and my countrymen blame my race for it. My grandpa was welcomed with open hands and enormous opportunities when he landed here on a boat and he still chose to give it all up and return. Why do I gotta suffer so much?
What a boring job though. I'd eat my eyeballs if I had to stare on useless numbers the whole day. I prefer finance, slightly more useful numbers there👍
I despise colleague S with every bone in my body. Her face and her voice ragebaits me like nothing else. I've tried everything to limit our chats and keep it to just texts. And somehow even her texts make me angry now. I need to meditate and think about good things. Can't let a woman ragebait me.
Everytime I text my bitchy Colleague S about something, She always has 30-40 seconds of solid typing, and then the msg is "Great, thanks". I would feel bad for her anxiety if she wasn't a bitch all the time. She needs to learn how to mask better.
Gf wants me to see if I can find employees for her dad's gas stations because the current ones are not working as hard. I can't see why anyone would work hard if you give them $17/hr and no immigration support. Teens wouldn't take the job because most of them are located way out of the city and unsafe at nights. His only real option is to increase wages and take a bottom line hit. I don't know why he think my pleb friends would wanna work there.
Oh I'll just talk about my dad, I have a full time job, I made the decision to immigrate and live away from family unlike him, I'm more financially savvy than he ever has been. Worse is that I'm gonna marry way later, I've choosen a way higher maintenance woman than my mum and I'm not as happy as he looked in the pictures.
I went to my old mosque today and met some friends there. Had to make gf and her bro sit in the car waiting for me. She wasn't happy that I'm hiding her away but they're very Muslim. They'd judge me super hard if I introduced them to my Haram relationship. I can't wait to get married and not have to do any of this shenanigans.
Never letting my gf drive again. I thought she'd have learnt from driving her own car. I've never seen someone hold the steering wheel so tight. Complete deer in the headlights face. And it was a Boring Honda btw. Women are never beating the allegations.
Happy Christmas Eve PPD. I was working for few hours from home today as gf yapped in my ears. We then went out to do some shopping. We're driving a long way tomorrow and staying over till Saturday. Hopefully it doesn't snow alot. My room's dashboard heater has stopped working so it's convenient I have somewhere else to crash. I'm prolly gonna sleep here for the next couple nights.
I feel so lonely knowing my colleagues are gonna spend their holidays w the family:( I mean I have my gf but it isn't the same. And she'll be gone soon anyways.
You can say this administration is corrupt and incompetent, but you can't say they are boring. Peak memes every week, brought to you by Mr Redacted Redacted.
I guess I'm driving my buddies to club again. Kinda risky but oh well, it is what it is. I'm gonna go, sip on Apple juice, think about my girl and be back.
After work on Tuesday, I'll go straight to the airport and pickup my wifey:) I'm gonna go buy the flowers tomorrow and put an extra jacket in the car, she'll 100% be freezing. I am so understanding and emotionally intelligent. You ladies should be jealous of her.
I also find the whole debate on birthright citizenship in US & Canada an utter pointless issue. It's a solution looking for a problem. Atleast in Canada, we've had only 5k babies to non resident mothers in the last 5 years. The Conservatives' effort to paint this as "The cunning immigrant trying to game the system" is shameful. How many of these babies were born to resident fathers? How many of these were simply "Oh shit, I'm pregnant?" This also assumes in totality that the child must be a burd…
It's hilarious how you can trace Trump administration getting increasingly more bigoted as affordability tumbles and his economic policies turn out to be a farce. I love the political theater because at the end of the day, you can't hide the truth too long. You can only blame so many factors before people inevitably start asking the right questions.
The newest Corvette ZR1 is unironically the best bang for buck sportscar ever made. More than a 1000 horsepower, 0-60 under 2 seconds, Sexy colours and Decent reliability🥵 If only I had 200k USD to burn.
My gf is also sick af today. I'm not surprised, it had been almost a month since she was last down with illness. I was just hoping it wouldn't be so close to the flight, but oh well, it is what it is.
Good morning PPD. I was very productive last evening. Here's to hoping I can reduce my screen time to just 2 hours next year. I also am very horny today so I'm gonna hit the gym and make good use of this energy💪
Good morning PPD, I miss my wifey today. Have been watching her videos and listening to her voice notes since the morning. I feel like a bad boyfriend sometimes because my actions hurt her. But she understands that I love her with all my soul deep down and that's why she lets it go. Anyways, Office christmas party yesterday was so meh. I carried around my drunk friends. The best part of the night was racing my other buddy in his corolla. It's such a slow little car.
Good Morning PPD, Only a week till I hug the Wifey:) It would be a little awkward with the events of the last 48 hours but it is what it is. My boss decided it would be very genius to have the party on Tuesday evening so I have to drive my drunkard friends. I have 0 wish to spend another minute with my colleagues but here we are.
The day I have to give my govt ID to use these apps is the day I'm getting off of internet, I don't care. We're all getting punished because Millennials are appallingly bad parents. Just put the foot down and snatch away the phone from your kid. Why does the govt gotta be involved in this? Id traumatize my kid if he touched a phone.
I'm getting more conservative fiscally. But that's maybe because I've grown up in a printer go brrrrr era. But we need high interest rates, atleast for the next few years to discourage speculative assets and better distribute the tax base.
Now gf also wants to see my colleague that she believes I'm very close with. This cannot be real. Come on. All I did was like some funny reels on instagram. She's spiralling.
But to fuck over every non-app user, Zuck didn't rollout this feature for web users. This means you have no way to find out unless you download the app or someone tells you about it. I hope this fucker gets kicked off the face of the earth.
So apparently Instagram has a feature now where you can scroll through everything your friends liked. This means, your girl can easily find out what you're liking and if she has password to your account, which she should, she can trace back everything you liked/commented in any given time period. Do not ask me how I found out.
Good Morning PPD, I got the gift for my wifey. Now I have to book a couple things and we're golden. I am ready to see the LOML. Would appreciate if her brother gets sent back from the airport though🤲
Bitch colleague S once changed a folder name from 'Manpower' to 'Crew' even though we have 0 women on the field. She is also a massive Swiftie. Her husband is a doormat soyboy and nobody likes her. She hits every caricature that the right makes.
Gf says that I prioritize my career over our relationship. She is fine with it but said she didn't expect me to move out 'all of a sudden'. If anything, I feel like I am very keen on her studies and ensuring she fulfills her dream. I moved out because it was a dead end job and I wanted to try a new city. We didn't argue but it is interesting that we have a very different view on events. I even felt purposeless back there because I had nothing to look forward to but her.
Having necessary conversations in your relationship is the best way to keep everything good. You can't hide from the tough talks. But god is it so cringe to make these talks. Why can't i just keep ragebaiting forever? I don't wanna act like a grown up. Negative aura activity.
The more i age, The more i become like my dad , uncles and other married men around me. All women really are the same huh. These men have found the perfect way to stay married and not shot up their mental health.
I'm finally sitting down and trying to make a plan for the Christmas week and there's jack shit to do in my small city. Apart from the 2-3 attractions, there's absolutely nothing to do. There's a nice national park about 3.5 hours from here but it's way too freezing to go down there. This is so fucked.
My bitchy colleague S's OCD & anxiety is so annoying. She does not understand the concept of things just working. She gotta make everything perfect as per the book. That means I am also being dragged into working on extremely minute details no one will ever look through. I hate her so much.
My colleague is kinda autistic and gets too chatty all of a sudden. It draws eyes on both of us so I always try and keep it limited. We're in a blue collar environment and those men love spreading baseless rumuours. I also have a gf that I love and we're 90% of the time chatting about her cat or my gf.
Can't wait to hear a "We did it as a team" talk from my manager after he gets a massive bonus for our revenue being up 45% YoY while none of the team gets any raises at all. I hate capitalism.
My gf sings there. She doesn't care because that's who she is. If I ever hopped on it, I would make financial and political explainers. If you feel humiliated in portraying a persona, it's not who you are. I wouldn't care if anyone read my thoughts here, except my gf. Ofcourse.
I went out with homies few days ago and was surprised to find out that there were far more young women outside than men. I don't remember seeing an explicitly male friend group. It was an overwhelming number of couples, young families(Kids in school), and women. I don't think the economy can be blamed for this. Women and men live in the same Economy, why is 1 group so active in grass Touching while the other is absent?
No but I didn't do anything wrong. We stayed away from women, ate some food, and went home at 10:30. I love my gf, she will understand if she finds out.
We're in a club and this mf is swiping bumble wtf. This is such a giant waste of time. I could've brought him beers at home. Risking everything for this😑
Girlfriend does not like it when I wear all black outfits. She says it doesn't match my vibe but I feel she's secretly jealous that i look too good in them and she doesn't want me to look too good when i am away for her. I have no way to prove it.
It took me 5 hours of awfully going through every single invoice. My eyes are hurting, no it didn't take 3 seconds. We don't record anything on SKU level, he made me go through 150 invoices.
Thank God for ChatGPT. Even though it hallucinates, atleast it goes through all the pdfs I give it and codes up everything. What would I do without you my clanker🥺
The procurement director wants to know exactly what we buy on SKU level. He called me today and says today's the deadline, I have to send it to him EOD. On the other hand, the accounting team reaches out and they've once again overestimated the expense accruals. That means I'll have to go through each of the 33 lines and find out the exact amount they've overestimated, again by the EOD. Fucking kill me please.
There are only downsides of having an incredibly unique name. Nobody can ever spell it correctly the first time, and if you google it, every single one of my profile w my name shows up. Atleast it's a real name and not one of those Ashleigh types.
My gf is hell bent on atleast 3 kids and 2 cats. We might even adopt her parents' cat once they get too old. I told her she needs to study like she'd have to provide for them. She wasn't too happy that I brought it back to her degree.
Good Morning PPD, One less day till I hug my wifey after a long long time. We're supposed to get a massive snow storm today and my supervisor S is pissed that she's gotta go work out in the cold. I jokingly asked my buddy to drop her down the manhole and not bring her back. I also had a shower thought that a pragmatist leader like Deng Xiaoping would be a disastrous choice for modern day china. He wouldn't advance their geopolitical power in the vein of Jinping in the favour of economical prospe…
It's because this guy doesn't fuck, he regurgitates common red pill talking points and portray himself as a Casanova so he can get pleasure from us pretending He's a Casanova. We have new one of these at Daily every other month.
He does not give me credits for the way better expense reporting i do now that means he has a much clearer idea of the bottom line. I had 0 training btw and I have nobody to teach me anything. Everything i've learnt has been trial and error.
I hate it when I bring anything to my boomer manager and he just refuses to look into it. He shrugs "I don't know, it just used to happen in the past" implying my predecessor didn't bother him with this and she just dealt with it, so i should be able to deal with it too. My predecessor had been on this job for 11 years. She had insane depths of institutional knowledge. She also was not doing paperwork for this much larger department post merger. You can't expect me to just know things with no tr…
I am actually not sad at all that my ex is about to marry someone else in a couple years. She's moved on and I've accepted that we'll never ever go long periods without getting life updates on each other through family. I have nothing but the best wishes for her. It's been 6 years since we graduated HS, I hope for the husband's sake that she's more pleasant now. I am happy about the choices I made.
I don't see why that's an embarrassment, he happily let me drive it to ensure his daughter is safe. An embarrassment should be the fact that you're still single in your mid-20s.
It was her dad's. And I drove it to haul her around to uni. I drive my own car now. I've never taken a single penny from her or her family. If you're gonna beef, atleast be accurate.
The badder your girl is, the more she suspects you're cheating on her. The more she suspects you're cheating, the less attention you get from other women IRL. I don't make the rules.
I've dropped so much car lore on my gf lately that she insisted her cousin calls me before buying a car. This cousin is a 23 yr old fella who's probably given like a 50-60k budget to buy his car. I am not sure if I should stick with my own experience or advice him to get something more refined and luxurious because his dad's got fuck you money.
She wouldn't just show up to anyone's house randomly on evening. She has shame unlike some people who start rubbing each other before even being official.
Gf came to my home with a music video to edit 2 months into our relationship, my plan was to cook for her but instead she made chicken sandwiches for both of us, they were so good it made me realise I have a wifey gf. So, you better be a good cook if you want him.
Eh...It's only when they are not talented in anything else. I found out in 2016 that i might be the best soccer player in school, but I would get rinsed at any level above it. I didn't oppose it when my parents chose not to put me in an expensive academy.
My manager's really giddy today because last month I stretched the numbers a bit to lower our expenses. So he got a "Good job" from his bosses on it. No fucking way some accoutant is dense enough to approve my cooked books. I am starting to think being a crook is rewarded here.
You're also super rich so his financial situation doesn't affect your well being at all. I'm not calling your shit but most women do not think like you while choosing who to marry.
I’m feeling kind of guilty. I used to nag my girlfriend about being practical when she talked about upgrading her phone, but now that I’m shopping for a gift for my sister, I’m throwing all that logic out the window and getting her an S24 Ultra, even though the base model would’ve been totally fine. It’s an emotional gift, and I want to spoil my sister, but I know my gf won’t love the hypocrisy. On top of that, she’s also in the market for a new phone right now, and here I am buying one too… jus…
It's the same with chocolate. It's easy to like sugary milk chocolate, it takes a gentleman to develop the taste for bitter dark chocolate. Ragdolls are half puppies anyways.
Yesterday i almost got mowed over by a 80 something grandma and her SUV as she was driving into her disable parking spot. She was so tunnel visioned into that square that she didn't even notice me walking over. I don't know why she was driving if she's so anxious, We have to provide better transportation alternatives to Seniors than letting them drive a 4000lb steel box.
But how do you know Meta is gonna bounce back? You're essentially saying that no one company will prevail. If you followed this strategy in 2000, You'd be holding Cisco while Amazon and MSFT blow past everything.
I would've definitely had my ex pregnant if it wasn't the incredibly conservative culture around us. That would've been a life ruining moment. I'm not gonna let my kids date till they're atleast 20.
Man I would hate to be Rachel Reeves right now. There's no easy way out for UK. Growth is down, inflation is going up, Public services are super cash strap and people are already taxed to their tits. Any move forward will come with incredible amounts of pain and will likely lose her the job. She can't borrow, nor can she make massive changes in the tax system because Liz truss showed that institutional investors don't trust UK to be fiscally responsible. What an absolute shitshow.
I'm sorry but if a man is working all day and he comes home and the woman doesn't have food ready for him, what's even the point of being together? There are roles both of you have to fill. How can a man be expected to come home and go buy a takeout, or worse, cook for both of them?
My sisters were so lucky they grew up in an actual haunted apartment building. My parents moved out when my mum was pregnant with me because they were done with all the door knocking at 2 am and having to avoid stepping out after dark. Woulda been cool to see actual demons and shit.
It reminds me of the claim that my eldest sister used to see a bearded man at night moving around in our house. My family used to live in a haunted apartment before so they took it serious. My grandma took her to some kinda religious head and he straight up denied it. My sister never saw anything ever again LMAO.
So funny you say this because this is the exact same thought I had yesterday. My gf definitely has a Main character syndrome in life too. She's pretty and rich so she's been given the ultimate silver spoon in life and haven't had to work hard for anything yet. I'm sure her uni is going to beat it out of her.
There's this YouTuber named Atrioc. He joined Nvidia a decade ago. He hit a perfect timing when tech companies were going crazy for software devs. He got in Silicon Valley, made a bunch of money and realised he didn't like this, so he quit his day job and became a political commentary streamer. He had enough money saved up that IF it didn't workout, he'd still be fine. That is what money brings you. The freedom to choose. Kids of wealthy people can take crazy risks because they have the safety n…
I have had a fuckboy buddy. He kept texting other girls on snapchat even though he had a total wifey. I advised him to not do it. She found out and dumped his ass forever. I didn't snitch. Friendship over morals.
The best way is to suspend all municipal due processes and build housing like crazy, Flood the market, fuck all the RE portfolios and let people buy cheap houses. Once people have a safe and stable life, the next step is usually kids. If people don't feel stable till 40, they wont' have kids. Simple.
So Michael Bury closes all his shorts yesterday finally admitting defeat to the bubble. And the market goes down 2% today. Hahahaha. You have to be kidding me.
The new procurement head of the region wants everyone to write down the most ordered SKUs so he can negotiate a bulk buy with the supplier. Why does everyone in corporate think that the answer to centralization is even more centralization of power and chain of command? The inefficiency of having everything go through an extra step beats the cost savings.
I would also choose not to fight on the soccer pitch in 2017. They stripped me of captaincy and kicked me out of the team. It was a necessary canon event but it hurt alot.
I would break up with my ex the first time we were on the brink of it. I suffered too much for 8 months trying to salvage it when she'd given up. I'd also spend more time with my family specifically my dad because I'll never have that chance ever again now.
Gf's bro has done his undergraduate from a mid tier uni and had been sitting jobless since 2024 August. He's just got a job offer letter and he's one of the few lucky ones to actually get a starter job. Okbear, another example, is most likely a big nerd and he's still a jobless bum, the market is fucked. I'd sincerely recommend getting more into healthcare. Those jobs are always gonna stay
There are a couple reservations. im never gonna find another clean and low mileage car like this accord, it's only got 50k miles and I bought it for 9Gs. It's arguably more future proof and make me look more like an adult. I also don't have any problems with parking so the smaller footprint would be kinda useless.
I really feel like I should've gotten the Honda fit instead of Accord. The hatch and folding seats would provide so much more cargo, way better mileage, way more fun to handle because it's nimble and smaller footprint. I'm contemplating if it's worth selling my car and moving down to a Fit:(
I was promised i would have unlimited PTO. But it has to be approved by my manager and his manager if it exceeds more than 3 days. Now i have to take days off 6 months in advance. I would have never signed it if I knew.
I normally find you very cringe but you're correct this time. I have a habit of roasting women since I grew up with sisters so I never had problems with teasing.
I will never understand perennial pessimists. Hope is the best thing to have. You can't possibly live your life thinking it can only get worse from here. And even if it gets, isn't it better to die knowing you lived a happy life than being correct?
My colleagues in field keep trash talking me about our receptionist. Our receptionist is a 35 year old married woman. We're just friends but they're jelly she is keen to talk with me.
Lol I would never cheat on my gf. I've slept on same bed with her cuddled with her and nothing happened, what makes you think I'd suddenly start fucking some random woman?
He keeps telling me how he sacrificed his youth trying to provide for the kids, but the truth is, we didn't care about the extra money you brought in. We'd rather have you eat dinner with us every night and spend Saturdays with us. Spend time with your kids bros. The extra 3k a month won't matter when you're 55 and you don't remember any memories of all 3 of your kids together.
My mum was telling me how my dad took a weekend off from the business to attend this out of town wedding with her. I didn't say it, But I am upset because all of my childhood, He'd work from 9am till 11pm, 7 days a week. Wouldn't take us out anywhere and never spent lots of dad time with me. Now that all 3 siblings have moved out, he suddenly doesn't give a fuck about money? The only trip I had with my sisters and dad were in 2007 when I was too young to remember any of it. He never taught me an…
Nah cheating on your girl is cringe. You promised to be monogamous and you broke her trust. She didn't lose anything. She just found out you're a dishonest person.
Powell is such a beta to be cutting rates right now. I do not want to sound like an asshole but high unemployment is for a reason. We have reached a point in the economic cycle where a slowdown is imminent. You cannot print money to stop it.
I could technically try and replace her battery but that's $160 considering she'd have to courier me the whole thing and it still wouldn't be the same. Repairmaxxing will have to take a rest this time:(
Gf wants to trade in her 14 pro for the 17 this boxing day. The battery is at 80% and it's draining quickly nowadays. She promised me she'll cut down on her spending earlier in the year. This purchase means she'd shell out $500-600. Normally I'd tell her to not do this but the 17 looks really good, isn't as expensive after the trade in & I don't wanna come off as controlling.
My supervisor still uses her school email on everything to get discounts. She told me she got her in laws in the soccer game through it. Utterly shameless.
My job is so freaking boring. Me and the manager have been working on cooking our dept numbers for the last 15-20 days. It was so much fun. But now we're back to the usual revenue accrual and boring shit.
I mean both of them are together for a need. He gets to sleep with a hottie and she gets to live a WAG life. This is why you find a girl at 18-19 and build with her.
I told 2 of my non car guy buddies that I'm gonna get the transmission fluid on my CVT changed and they looked at me like I'm some kinda fool. They thought I'm getting fleeced by someone.b Do not be like them. Take a look at your maintenance schedule and keep up with it. If you do things only when they're wrong, you will not keep the car for long.
I can't wait for next spring to get my hands dirty with the car. The mods I like are gonna be expensive but it is what it is. Can't drive a Boring car.
It's because giving the control of food to an external institution is the absolute best way to ensure your long term dependence on them. You can't go ahead and build nukes if Daddy China threatens you by stopping the supply of corn.
Went to aunts house one fine afternoon. She asked me if I wanna join her in this library game program. I go there. Meet this girl about 5 yrs older than me and we vibe. Her mum's pretty chill too. Next day they bring this beautiful shortie. I think she's gonna be a bitch since she's pretty but she's pretty cool and laughs at my jokes. I think she's into me but I don't wanna risk it in front of my aunt. A week later she sends me an Instagram request and we start talking.
My manager and entire regional ops team thinks I pushed something to the client that i did not. Wallahi. I did not. I hadn't touched that bill since 9th October but they think i repushed it. There's no way of proving this since the system doesn't keep any logs.
I’m the only guy in the whole region’s ops group, Everyone else is 35+ ladies. On Teams I’ll get stuff like “thanks honey” or “sweetie.” They don’t even think twice, it’s just normal for them. You guys should be jealous of me.
I just saw a Facebook reel where the dude flexed his Lambo and then promoted this website called stake saying "I want my gas for free so I'll play this roulette on STAKE👑" Isn't this the absolute low? Atleast 3 years ago there were ppl putting in the effort to create and shell out a course. Now it's just straight up gambling.
Just another scapegoat to protect the real evil that is the corporate world's unending hunger for more and more profits. This gender war is all useless.
Not really. My aunt just got through teacher school and it's now in her 50s that she will make more than 100 grand. She's worked as a teacher for more than 10 yrs. It's not an incredibly well paid job. It's a well paid job WITH the benefits.
My mum made more than my dad my entire life and she still cooked and cleaned. They weren't even arranged by their parents. My mum saw him at 19 and married him in like 6 months.
Most women are very nice. The few women that are bitch though. With a man, you can talk it out and clear up things. But with a woman, you have to play their little power game where she hates you deep down but wants to mask it with fake warmth.
My ex is the best friend of my cousin. She's also the daughter of my mum's friend. I do hear updates on her life but I just dismiss it. I would'nt be able to hear how she's dating a new man and shit.
Gonna go volunteering at a Comedy show today. It's hosted by a charity and they didn't have enough volunteers so the mosque lady asked me. I have not alot to do tonight so why not. I do think they should've done this on a weekend. God know who's gonna show up 5 pm on a Thursday.
I wanna get a mullet fade but colleague S said it'd look too unprofessional especially since there's bonus and payraise talk coming up. Our regional VP is also around all the time since they fired the other manager. So i'm gonna have to settle for a low or mid taper fade. I am so oppressed. <image>
Do ppl really look into their man/woman's eyes and just sit in silence and consider it romantic? I would be unable to do it. How can I look into her eyes and not start laughing for no reason whatsover? Our entire relationship is built on jokes and giggles.
I can always count on my manager to leave me blindsided about a project till the very last minute. Another big client wants documents of something that happened in Jan, 4 months before I joined. Boss says just send him X, I do send X only to find out Client is looking for Y and not X. This makes me look incompetent and our office, A total clown show. The easiest solution is to run everything through him before I send it out but then it's way too much work and i feel like a mom trying to make his…
I am a bad male friend. I don't have the girlie spirit in me to get a bestie through a breakup. All I could tell her is that it will get better and that she should focus on her career for now. I don't know what else to say. I can't sugarcoat stuff, the guy was a deadbeat from the beginning. If anything, I should've had a gotcha moment but that would be too cruel on her.
Your gf might love you but does she love you enough that she writes love songs about you and your relationship in her broken second language on the few days off she gets from her brutally hard major?
Businesses don't accept Bitcoin as payment though. And until they do, Bitcoin is mainly just a pump and dump scheme where you buy in hoping there's some sucker in the world who will be your exit liquidity.
I find it very amusing when anybody who dares question the Ponzi like structure of Bitcoin gets a response of "It's the only non-human intervention currency, it's all done through an algorithm. No other world currency in history has ever come close to it" BUT SO FUCKING WHAT? We still don't see you paying your mechanic with 1 BTC and he goes on to buy his groceries for .005 BTC. ITS ALL A FUCKING HOAX.
What do you mean my nephew is turning 8 this December. I remember picking him up the first time in the hospital. I remember him learning how to walk in COVID.
Watching succession with the girlfie and I thought she wouldn't like it. We went in reading reviews that it's got a slow start and she's too Tiktok brained for that. But holy shit, we were lied to. This is such a good fucking show.
Never had one in school. I do have a dude at work rn who's obsessed with having a rivalry with me. He thinks I'm tryna cut his pay and shit when I missed an hour last month. He's going about spreading rumors about me. I am just staying quiet letting my work prove my worth.
YEESSS. I was looking for a Fit but the ones I wanted were too expensive for their mileage. Ended up with it's big bro Accord. My gf bought a CRV too. It's such a perfect car if you don't have family and just need something to go point to point. Insane gas mileage and so nimble.
He's very bad with money and I didn't find it out till the finance manager of the dealership called me. I suggested him to save up for a bit and buy a 15 yr old car on cash but he was adamant on getting this one.
The cousin I was about to Co-sign a car for called me. He said he put 70k kms on the car in 9 months. I thought he was joking until he sent me a picture. He uses the car as a long haul taxi in the province. All well and good, But now this car is worth 15k while you still owe 26k on it until 2031. What a crazy man
Gf always wear atleast 2-3 rings on her hands. And she has an entire box of rings. I doubt she would pick the engagment ring herself. She's too traditional for that.
Honda puts a very convenient drain plug in the bottom. You just open it, let it drain out and then fill 4 quarts through the fill plug under the hood. Easy Peasy.
Hmm she did show me stuff when we were not long distance. My gf has so much jewellery, I'm afraid I'd have to spend big for the ring to stand out. I also want her to wear the ring rest of her life so it HAS to be good
Next project on the car: Tranny fluid change & Coolant Flush. It shouldn't be too difficult once I get all the tools. After that it's just getting it ready for the winter with a set of tires and undercoating. I'm waiting for next spring when I put tints, a new rear sway bar and maybe maybe a Spoiler.
I'd cancel it and learn everything and do it myself. The satisfaction you get from building and repairing things after a long day of just researching stuff on Reddit/ChatGPT/YT is unmatched. Men are made to always have projects going on. My current project is my car and last week I figured out why it was throwing random ABS lights.
You can't have feminine women that are not demanding and high maintenance. You have to take care of a pretty woman. Or else she'll cheat on you or leave your ass.
Meritocracy and capitalism only exists for the common class. What's the point of working so hard when some guy my age edges me out of my dream job on the basis of "Familiarity and Culture fit"?
I'm avoiding facing the brutal truth that my career's upside is forever capped because I was not born to a rich and well connected family and that means I will have to work twice as hard just to reach their starting point and work thrice as hard to save up for and pay for a uni degree that has diminishing value and is a useless entry point into the finance world, but only for plebs like me, if your daddy rich and knows someone in Goldman, you'll get a job there after something as useless as an A…
I can't support a cat right now and another colleague said he needs a barn cat so he might call the dibs. I'd love for the cat to be my friend at work though.
My gf showed me that there was a dude in her highscool that DMed her something similar when she started uploading our stories last year. Bro was very pissed off when she told him she was gonna focus on her studies and then changed in like a year off of high school. I'd be pissed too to be honest.
Colleague S told me we apparently have a cat in the yard and she's not feral at all. She's looking for a home for the cat and is ready to take her home. She asked me cuz she knows how fond I am of cats. I wish:(
I do not understand the obsession with power everything in cars nowadays. Power steering, power seats, power liftgate EVERYTHING. Here I am annoyed that my 10 year old accord has an electric sunroof that means there's a chance of motor failure which would be another few hundred bucks, All when we could just have pop up sunroofs. WHAT THE FUCK. GIVE ME MANUAL SHIT.
My first roommate is in jail cuz he was caught selling drugs. He got caught cuz he beat up a customer/seller and the bar or whatever the place it was, sued them for damaged.
I miss sleeping on my gf's chest while she scrolls Tiktok on my shoulder with high enough volume that I can clearly make out all the brainrot even in my dreams. I miss my gf's boobs:(
I will personally never daily an SUV or truck. When we're married, My gf is free to keep her CRV for the "utility". I'll just upgrade to IS350 or BMW 3 series. Give me the smallest car with the meanest engine possible. I don't wanna drive around with a slow and massive square blob.
I'm so disappointed that we as consumers fell for the manufacturers marketing of "Luxury" and "Safety" which is basically slapping down 2 iPads on an off-road capable SUV that you drive to work 99% of the time. And those SUVs aren't even performance oriented while charging you $50k. People should've never let Yaris, Matrix, Fits die. Actual compact cars that are cheap on gas and cheap to buy. And Fit also came with insane amount of cargo space. I am so disenfranchised by the car offerings today.…
My gf has aligners. It tasted like plastic when I kissed her cuz she was adamant at keeping them clean all the time. Still prefer that over braces though
You don't get it. There are hot women out there sure but they can't replace her. She has a special place in my heart. I wouldn't choose anyone else over her. I'm literally the most loyal boyfriend ever. The biggest green flag.
I miss my gf:( There's something peculiar about the weekend nights that make me long for her so much. Maybe it's the thought that she'd be here with me if we weren't an entire time zone away.
Having a homie that pushes you to do everything is nice. I mean I would just go to bed early and rot if not for him basically threatening to be mad if I don't show up.
Here i am helping out my work friend in throwing a pizza party cuz the regional VP just had a kid. She handed me a bag of ballons and said can you fill these up and stick it on the wall? I can't even say no cuz she's sweet and she knows I'll be hanging out on reddit anyways. I was hired as an operator btw. What is this girly ass things they are making me do.
I have said this before but I feel like the downfall of liberal party will always be the Hero culture we have here. Everyone was on board the Trudeau train till mid 2023. Now nobody, atleast from my local riding, dares questions Carney's words. A party cannot be successful if the members don't have the balls to go against the leadership. Top down power chain will lead us to the disaster that is the US Democrats.
Nothing could've showed me the importance of Political capital and the overton window than Trudeau's capital gains tax inclusion fiasco last year. It was the correct move economically. It would've effected the very wealthy few, giving us more tax revenues and punishing land hoarders. But by June 2024, His govt was seen so disastrous that any policy he enacted would be heavily criticized regardless. There were chatters in my Riding among lifetime liberal members about how this is a bad move. Now …
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCByC3JzGOeQTzsK1GVnvy417bkfHE4tS Bro's just casually posted 42 DIY videos on my exact car generation. It feels like I've run into treasure. YouTube is glorious.
Part of what makes my supervisor super unbearable is that she's super concerned about safety and PPE. I picked up a lead battery without gloves last saturday and she basically yelled at me. I get that she'd be fucked if i injured myself there but come on, There is a better way to lead.
Do you think we've seen economic prosperity go up by 50% in the last 4 years? Capitalism is only serving to make the assets holders richer. We have monopoly money now. The bottom 50-60% of the population cannot get in on the asset appreciation cycle because they can barely make the ends meet. This is not good for anybody. This can only end in chaos. No society this unequal has survived a long time. We need to look around and start taxing the rich all over the world. You can't find a loophole if …
Buddy at job put his 2 weeks in. This is the 3rd employee we've lost since July. Work here is incredibly slow, Everyone's just sitting around waiting for more work. You cannot tell me nothing is wrong with the economy. I wonder when Wall street will catch up to this reality. We cannot have a market so detached from the common man.
100%. My ex was an introvert and I don't even know why I liked her. She was so boring and her only way of showing she cared about me was to nag me. But I guess you gotta get through the dirt before you reach the gold.
Can say from experience that Libra and Capricorn don't end well. My best friend and ex both were Capricorns. Both of them turned around and cut contact post High school.
Paramount just axed 3.5% of its U.S. staff, Canadian oil companies are dumping workers, and over 150,000 federal employees bailed in a single week. The U.S. government shut down this morning. But stocks? Oh baby, they’re hitting another all-time high because WHY THE FUCK NOT. GET ME OFF THIS FREAKING BUBBLE FOR GOD'S SAKE.
Bruh I think i heard my colleague S say "There we go, daddy" under her breathe. She was tryna fix something on the website. WHAT THE FUCK. I just pretended to not hear it and kept focusing on the screen.
Liking and following OF Baddies is a diabolically stupid move for a man in a relationship. It sends the wrong message EVERYWHERE. And women are super conscious of how they and the relationship is being portrayed especially among other women. If her friend finds you liking weird shit, They'd gossip about it the whole month. I cannot believe some men still fall for this.
Scrolled too far into my manager's FB profile. Turns out his step daughter got married to a man who then transitioned into a woman. They had a kid before the transition. The couple is still together and my manager seems to have accepted them by the sheer amount of his grand daughter's pictures. Crazy lore.
I went back to my old grocery store and this cashier, who gf thinks is too friendly with me, had the biggest smile while greeting me. Your boy's still got it😎
My girl has the perfect blend of ambition despite being somewhat of a nepo baby. Though it comes with the fact that she's totally oblivious to her privilege. I feel like it's because she wasn't born into generational wealth and spent most of her childhood as a middle class immigrant but then they got super rich in the last 7-8 years off of her dad's real estate deals
