Absolute_Crab_Man Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	[FIELD REPORT] I pulled a pornstar in 15 minutes. >	/r/seduction	25/04/22 09:50 PM
–	[FIELD REPORT] I pulled a pornstar in 15 minutes. It's creepy, to be honest. I come here for dating tips but this PUA shit sounds like Patrick Bateman wrote it.	/r/seduction	25/04/22 09:02 PM
–	Banging lots of girls is overrated Completely false. Having a committed relationship will fill the gaps in A LOT of people's lives.	/r/seduction	13/04/22 12:29 AM
1	[deleted by user] It's extremely attractive so long as it's genuine.	/r/seduction	13/03/22 11:17 PM
6	What is your advice for someone who is terrible at escalating intimacy? I have the same problem up to the point of kissing, it seems like once making out starts sex is inevitable even when I want to take it slow.	/r/seduction	02/02/22 12:19 PM
–	What to do once I’m at a girl from tinders dorm Please he's looking for a hookup not a wife	/r/seduction	07/12/21 04:19 AM
10	What to do once I’m at a girl from tinders dorm Put on your robe and wizard hat	/r/seduction	07/12/21 04:17 AM
–	[deleted by user] Thanks for the tips man. I'm thinking of just abandoning tinder for the summer, it's hard enough to get responses on there even when I have a house, consistent phone service, and showers.	/r/seduction	31/05/21 07:20 PM
1	[deleted by user] I've got a backpacking tent I can hardly fit in alone 😂 but maybe I'll pick up a two-person for this situation	/r/seduction	31/05/21 07:11 PM
0	[deleted by user] It's not because I'm needy, I'm just trying to keep costs down for the summer.	/r/seduction	31/05/21 04:04 PM
18	Carol had her life all planned out, now at 45, with fetid eggs and a Vassar degree, she's wondering WAATGM? It was 37/41 for me, and 42/46 for my little brother. Poor guy is 14 and still around 5ft while I was at least 5'8" at that age. My parents were already too old when they had me, I just feel bad for my brother that he'll have to deal with more potential health problems and having parents in their 70s when he's in his 20s.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/04/20 02:22 PM
2	The most important thing when texting a girl is you should utilize the phone as a tool to set a date not texting back and forth. If you text a girl back and fourth it kills the mystery and it kills the fun of getting to know each other in person. There's a girl I like who's going to be working at the same place as me in the summer, but right now we live on different sides of the country. I text to chat with her pretty regularly so we'll already be more familiar when we meet again in person. Chatting over text isn't always a bad thing	/r/seduction	11/03/20 12:49 PM