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Tell ya what partner I'm about 700 fence posts from that how bout we meet in the middle and put some common sense reform in our family law. On a side note. Wouldn't mind a heffer and some chickens.
/r/Divorce_Men14/05/24 12:15 PM
2

You know sharia law definitely has its fking perks lol. Good luck buddy.
/r/Divorce_Men11/05/24 10:24 PM
3

No one is your friend. Everyone is going to take everything they can from you. Courts, long time friends, judges... Everyone.
/r/Divorce_Men17/10/23 06:57 PM
3

Yup... Stay.off the bottle
/r/Divorce_Men24/09/23 04:33 AM
2

Found mine on tinder 2 weeks after she filed. I know because I was there too lmao.
/r/Divorce_Men22/09/23 09:55 PM
1

Why aren't you sleeping with other people. In today's society you will never have a wife or girlfriend... You only rent the girl for a little time not unlike a common whore in the days of old.
/r/Divorce_Men20/09/23 12:31 AM
12

The women in western society have become spoiled... Your post in a nutshell. Frankly I have to agree.
/r/Divorce_Men26/08/23 09:27 PM
3

Sounds like a winner. It's getting hard to find electricians and mechanics. I'm a mechanic and I haven't been without work for only 2 months (not even consecutively) in 20 years of turning wrenches. Good luck on your troubles buddy.
/r/Divorce_Men21/08/23 03:35 PM
3

Begin hiding as many assets as you possibly can and squander the rest of your booty on the next booty.
/r/Divorce_Men07/08/23 09:25 PM
1

He couldn't even make that comment on his own account... so... Yeah. Go for it bro.
/r/Divorce_Men26/07/23 07:19 AM
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Paid for her school and Healthcare and got her a job.
/r/Divorce_Men26/07/23 07:09 AM
1

Because you might change and she might stay and not get paid.
/r/Divorce_Men10/07/23 03:35 PM
3

My ex did the same took a bunch of pictures of me sleeping in my easy chair next to an empty beer or 2. Went after my gun collection like crazy but, I had all of them in a trust. She had to sell them all back to me for 10 cents on the dollar after we finalized. I cannot express how important one of those ATF trustes are if you collect firearms.
/r/Divorce_Men25/06/23 11:18 AM
1

The pictures and video taken post divorce was my shining light both into charges and out of a plea deal. I'd rail her like you never even knew her but don't leave bruises cuz that going to cost you 15k.
/r/Divorce_Men14/06/23 12:20 AM
3

Coffee meet ups and ice cream meet ups that way you get through alot of quantity and its always a quick public date so you can skate out if Bigfoot's sister shows up.
/r/Divorce_Men05/06/23 08:48 PM
2

Go for it but remember to yeet anywhere but the scooter.
/r/Divorce_Men05/06/23 04:14 AM
1

Shit... Well start bringing home strays as soon as possible.
/r/Divorce_Men22/05/23 03:08 AM
1

.... Start fkin em both. Assert your dominance..
/r/Divorce_Men22/05/23 02:35 AM
1

You still have time to hide the ikea furniture you do not want to build again lol
/r/Divorce_Men22/05/23 12:49 AM
2

When I tell you I got divorced through text message at the end of work day and came home to a half empty house and it came out of the blue, you better believe it. Now on the flip side of things yes there were sings but it would be impossible to tell.
/r/Divorce_Men20/05/23 11:23 PM
2

Ohhhh you don't know yet... Women actually leave you at least 6 months before they psychically do. This was explained to me by a long time girlfriend while I was between marriages. She did the math once you had set you're self up and when the time was right she took the most benifits financially and the most freedom with lack of responsibility. Why do you blame her?
/r/Divorce_Men20/05/23 02:30 AM
10

You seriously underestimate the female gender.
/r/Divorce_Men20/05/23 01:24 AM
1

If the chick that would die for a dick is that petty... Give her what they both want. If not... Put them in thier fucking place king.
/r/Divorce_Men20/05/23 12:57 AM
7

This is going to be hard to accept... She was planning this from the very beginning.
/r/Divorce_Men20/05/23 12:54 AM
5

They only way to "win her back" is to have her come crawling back and at that point you need to have "Upgreydd"... So good luck buddy.
/r/Divorce_Men19/05/23 08:08 PM
2

Indeed and dilly dilly!
/r/Divorce_Men18/05/23 02:52 PM
10

In the words of General Zod...." You are not alone". We are here for you bro. Most of us have been exactly where you are. For most of us it didn't get easier, we just became harder men. Not only so, but we also glory in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; 4 perseverance, character; and character, hope. 5 And hope does not put us to shame, because God's love has been poured out into our hearts through the Holy Spirit, who has been given to us. Roman's 3
/r/Divorce_Men17/05/23 09:45 PM
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If she leaves or disrecpts you she can be replaced.
/r/Divorce_Men14/05/23 07:07 PM
3

I live on a farm in Texas. So I was fishing in a small pond but yeah man, get your ass out there. Go to the gym and get your ass off the x. Here's what I would go with full face pic, action photo (you doing something cool) full body, and pic of you with hot girl could be a family member or girl from club who knows but what it says is beautiful women have felt safe around you. I was spending about $200 a month just on viagra.
/r/Divorce_Men14/05/23 03:42 AM
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Having "dates" with 3 different women every week. The single moms don't even care that you aren't exclusive and very happy just being a Tuesday and Thursday night thing. I was on tinder and plenty of fish.
/r/Divorce_Men14/05/23 03:27 AM
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40 years young. Dad bod income of less than 75k... I was a 3 a week man for months before getting back into another relationship.
/r/Divorce_Men14/05/23 12:52 AM
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I went from being whad I thought was happily married to single though a text on a Friday 14 days later I was knocking news boots. Dude there's so much meow meow running around these days. Dude dating has changed so much since we were young men.
/r/Divorce_Men14/05/23 12:34 AM
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I'd go for an an outlying suburb and set your tinder for 18 to 50 and a 100 miles range
/r/Divorce_Men13/05/23 09:23 PM
3

I'm going to send mine a 6 pack. Because her daughter couldn't be with someone who drank even though she would get beyond black out drunk and was raised by a definitely non functional alcoholic... Thanks bruh.
/r/Divorce_Men13/05/23 12:37 AM
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Im going to go ahead and rock the boat... You should just to cause drama.
/r/Divorce_Men13/05/23 12:09 AM
5

Admiral Akbar what do you think about OP's situation?
/r/Divorce_Men12/05/23 09:21 PM
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Lmao mine made a little toolbox up too. I'm a mechanic so the snap on/Cornwell shit was kept at work. She did try to take half my guns and I had to turn over like 5 or 6 but they were all in an NFA trust and she had to sell them back to me when she got booted out of the trust. She got about 10 cents on the dollar.
/r/Divorce_Men09/05/23 11:19 AM
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I did it without a lawyer and ex had one. (a literal golfing buddy of my father's) so I just argued with her instead of the attorney about the details of spliting the stuff up. Granted she did burn off with alot of shit (left while I was at work) just read everything before singing and start hiding everything you can immediately.
/r/Divorce_Men09/05/23 12:57 AM
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It really never does and to be honest it shouldn't. You ever been sanke bit? You have a whole new understanding of the danger noodles. Consider this your first nip. You will survive. You will move on. However, until you f*king die you'll always remember. Take the lessons you've learned and move on... Just like the stinky snakes round the pond are shot on sight. The only good snake is a dead one genesis chapter 1.
/r/Divorce_Men07/05/23 02:56 AM
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Unfortunately this is the way. He's probably a groomer and you need to teach your girls how to defend themselves.
/r/Divorce_Men07/05/23 12:23 AM
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Dude you are crushing it. But, it's time to take it to the next level... Send her back to the streets where she belongs and get someone half your age +7 that will actually care about your happiness. This is what life owes you bruh. Youve done as much as you can wasting your potential on someone who doesn't love you.
/r/Divorce_Men06/05/23 06:37 PM
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I invested in gold "that was gifted to friends" she then went after the gun collection. Everything was in a trust so she had to end up selling them all back for 10 cents on the "perceived" dollar. I was feeling generous. Kept the house and paid off truck before refinancing the house with the assets I was able to keep. Got off child support last month from the child I adopted. Didn't get out of it totally unscathed but even that will work itself out in about 4 months. I feel for everyone here but…
/r/Divorce_Men01/05/23 11:45 PM
1

Aerobic or conventional? Because it could be just as simple as getting it sucked out and pouring a lateral line cleaner. I had to do mine last year or so cost less than $500.
/r/Divorce_Men01/05/23 06:53 PM
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Ask your closest friends who they used. Find an attorney in the county that you filed in so there will be little to no travel cost. I hired an attorney once county over and it was 40min drive from his office to court house so that equated to an extra 2k I didn't have to spend.
/r/Divorce_Men30/04/23 09:52 PM
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You destroyed nothing send her back to the streets where she belongs.
/r/Divorce_Men30/04/23 12:53 AM
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At 14yo they can get to say where they want to live
/r/Divorce_Men28/04/23 09:00 PM
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Man give it 3 months and check back with us. Make sure you put her on a written PPP. Check in weekly with her progress and your happiness.
/r/Divorce_Men28/04/23 06:47 PM
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Lol spend it first. BTW expensive gifts to friends is just another way for your stbx to launder the money from you. Buys 10k worth of items, stashes at friends house, pays off cc with your money, returns items post divorce. You got to stop thinking both of you are still on the same team brother.
/r/Divorce_Men27/04/23 09:26 PM
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Probably best for you then.
/r/Divorce_Men27/04/23 09:20 PM
2

...... I drank..... It's definitely not a healthy option but, it is an option.
/r/Divorce_Men27/04/23 09:19 PM
1

This is the way
/r/Divorce_Men27/04/23 05:41 PM
1

This is the way.
/r/Divorce_Men27/04/23 05:41 PM
1

I had to Google soberlink lol yeah if she got a problem with that... Rehab ain't been doing shiiiit. Lol.
/r/Divorce_Men26/04/23 11:38 AM
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Lawyers only represent one side and one side only in a divorce. So you go to a lawyer by yourself and then tell your spouse that they can "oversee" the whole thing. Shouldn't cost more than a couple grand. That way you can be sure to get everything your able to get and have at least some protection for what is a very female biased system. Communication between the spouses can still be done (its how my ex and I did it) and that's going to save alot of billable hours for you. What yall think is an…
/r/Divorce_Men26/04/23 11:10 AM
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Yuuuuuup... After watching my ex and I porno with my extremely Christian lawyer the restraint order was dropped by the end of the week after he talked to DA. I ended up getting indicted on a felony because I actually did spank the kid and left a bruise. 5k bond and voluntary surrender out the same day and reported in after work. Just waiting on last charge to get dismissed through pre trial deversion. Did end up getting out of child support and signed over the rights to her kids I adopted in the…
/r/Divorce_Men26/04/23 03:42 AM
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I'm in the same boat... That's definitely way too high for the norm. Read my thread it's like watching a unicorn.
/r/Divorce_Men26/04/23 03:12 AM
2

Well ether you're lying your ass off or you've literally met the coolest cop in the history of police. Good luck, the evidence against you has already been presented to 13 people as Ive stated. You can help your defense by raising enough money to deal with it as soon as possible. Remember if you go the public defender route you'll need to keep on them, they have a huge case load.
/r/Divorce_Men26/04/23 02:35 AM
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I was a 400lb man at one point in my life and I did better. So kindly dismiss yourself from this conversation. If I can drop 200lbs and live a life I never could of dreamed of your fat ass can too. Don't you want to have a big dick? It's hiding under your fat apron.
/r/Divorce_Men26/04/23 12:37 AM
1

Then thats definitely a misdemeanor warranty because they extradite you and charge for expense. Your no where near being found guilty you probably got a court appearance coming up but that's about it. Maybe an arraignment and a few months in tx to solve the issue. So what that tells me is not sexual and didn't not restrict airway. Man you could beat this with a little legal help.
/r/Divorce_Men26/04/23 12:34 AM
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OK buddy... Out of the 4 phone calls I got requests for "interview" 1 was from the LT from local sheriff and 3 was from cps. Cps is the last to drop investigation because they keep an open file on you in case you ever violate again of which they would never tell you about the open investigation. I can login to tx attorney General and see my active status still even after all this time through my child support account my guess is that I will receive a case inactive when I get the final charge dis…
/r/Divorce_Men25/04/23 11:58 PM
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See buddy your skipping over a whole lot of legal process that I've literally been through last year in tx and none of that shit happened overnight. It took at least 2 months to just get indicted. So when were you say you got a felony warrant yeah so I had one too which was solved with a voluntary surrender and delt with over the course of 4 months and long story short the pornos I made with my ex wife got the charges dropped. Yes there was plenty of evidence that could be put against me that th…
/r/Divorce_Men25/04/23 11:21 PM
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Airtight provable alibi? Public defender. It's the civil ex parte restraint order that's going to cost you. But you have a felony warranty that means it went before a grand jury and you got indicted. Also 65k for bail? Big dog something isn't adding up here. I could see 10k at most. There's evidence however fabricated it is against you that 13 people said yup he did it. You won't know what's the claim and evidence until your first round of discovery after arrangement. Also you need to stop talki…
/r/Divorce_Men25/04/23 09:02 PM
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File first but first drain, hide and or squander all assets.
/r/Divorce_Men25/04/23 07:22 PM
2

Bounce and let the whore chase you to the end of the earth... Shell never keep up with you Playa.
/r/Divorce_Men25/04/23 01:00 AM
1

Id only communicate through writing at this point. Get everything you literally can get ask for anything and everything. Remember a monthly stipend for rent may come out ahead if the house doesn't sale.
/r/Divorce_Men25/04/23 12:50 AM
2

Actually no. She's the warm up and cool down. She was definitely the first and last girl I saw in a week if you split it at Wednesday. I'm no player, like the most I ever did was 3 a week for a few months. She just wasn't what I truly wanted. Make them all feel special and treat them all nice. But... fuck every single one until you can't stand it so they know that this relationship has expectations and remember this is about your happiness. This is your life, and you deserve the best you can get…
/r/Divorce_Men25/04/23 12:23 AM
2

It's your solid b team. Who's at least a 6 maybe got some kids but is down to f***. Great quality head, can take at least 2 shots per night preferably tubes tied. Doesn't ask questions because she knows it's a Monday night or Thursday night thing. So when you smash on Thursday the weekend is still yours and can hunt the A team and if you strike out Monday and b team is literally waiting for you. Just don't get too emotional n shit... She's only Thursday.
/r/Divorce_Men25/04/23 12:11 AM
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Tinder profile with following good head shot (could recommend a filter or editing) full body action photo of doing something sporty and finally picture with at least one hot girl. Bio outdoorsy hiking hunting etc. Hint that you may have a touch of wealth or at least a good career and unless you are a totally ugly dude and broke living in moms basement you will be finding out what a Thursday night girl is.
/r/Divorce_Men24/04/23 06:39 PM
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K... That sounds great but I am just going to keeping going to live my best life. Lie when I need to and get back everything that was taken from me by whoever.
/r/Divorce_Men22/04/23 10:56 PM
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Your honor... Are we dealing with facts or emotions?!? Sir or madam. Typing this while someone half my age is driving my truck with a fat rack of tits and an ass that don't quit. Good luck and Godspeed brother. I'm hanging on for dear life.
/r/Divorce_Men22/04/23 12:19 AM
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Retarded b***** syndrome
/r/Divorce_Men22/04/23 12:15 AM
2

As a fellow extra medium... I support your cause. You are going to be alright but I challenge you to get in the best shape of your life. I have never done a pull up before I was 35 years old.
/r/Divorce_Men21/04/23 12:24 AM
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This... A thousand times this. This relationship might be saved with something as little as a 100mg viagra and a bottle of wine. Maybe some therapy... But who knows.
/r/Divorce_Men20/04/23 10:25 PM
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Set the tinder filter to 18 to 50 and slay king. You need 4 things. A good bio no wierd shit and no politics. Full face pic. Full body pic. Pic with hot girl or girls. I had 18 to 24 yos wanting to move in and clapping cheeks on the first date. You got this bro. Edit... This only works if you're not a simp and a bit on the don't fuck around side of life.
/r/Divorce_Men19/04/23 01:04 AM
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That fresh divorce hoe phase is equal or greater than the junior year of college hoe phase. To think we did at least 90% of divorce meditation while nude and sweaty.
/r/Divorce_Men18/04/23 11:16 PM
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As well I did. The only true advice I can give in a continuing sexual relationship post divorce is you better film at least 2 or 3 encounters preferably in her house. It's a useful tool that will help you later. Especially during the ex parte "he choked me" restraining order. If you haven't watched your own porno with a very Christian family attorney you haven't really lived. OH my goodness what is that noise? You need to get that mole looked at. You're kind of a peice of shit aren't you. Why is…
/r/Divorce_Men18/04/23 05:03 PM
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I remember my ex literally dropped on her knees with her mouth wide open when she found out I had someone I was talking too. Trust me the sex life improves. I remember her crying during sex while I said this is the last time while we were smashing.
/r/Divorce_Men18/04/23 01:09 AM
2

Hey buddy prostitutes are a thing. They could be very helpful for you.
/r/Divorce_Men17/04/23 12:07 AM
1

You're telling me with it set from 18 to 50 and a 100 mile radius that nobody matched with you? You got a face pic, full body actiony photo and pic with you and a hawt girl... And nothing? Big dog if you got a house car and job theres got to be something crazy you are putting in your bio that's keeping the fish from biting. Unless you live in Alaska or somewhere where women are scarce. Try all the other dating apps. Pof or bumble because there's got to be something going on here with you.
/r/Divorce_Men16/04/23 05:59 PM
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She doesn't have to have legal representation if she can't afford it on her own. I went through my initial divorce without an actual lawyer (she cleaned out bank accounts and hid all liquid assets so frankly I couldn't afford one). This last go round through the courts I agreed to pay for the court fees but that was to drop parental rights on her kids that I adopted. I was getting out of 1k a month child support so... Best $400 I ever spent.
/r/Divorce_Men16/04/23 11:39 AM
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Dude take the hint. Get on tinder and start lining 23 year Olds up. Then.... You need to get ready to scoop up all your old assets for about half of what you paid. This comes from the guy who got his 50k gun collection back for 10 cents on the dollar because I had a trust. Pays to be the one actually making it and not the succubus just leaching off life.
/r/Divorce_Men15/04/23 06:57 PM
2

Big dog after reading the entire story... I'd start to divest in this relationship. Let's see if she can bring let's say 40% of everything to the table. This feminist shit is a death sentence to producing a mature woman that is co dependentsy (what an actual relationship is) my current wife knows without me there is hardship and I know without her there is hardship. If you get up and start to do dishes. Does she follow and clean other things within 3 to 5 mins...? If not just move on there's ple…
/r/Divorce_Men14/04/23 01:44 AM
1

Hits blunt* twas my pleashaa. Lol
/r/Divorce_Men12/04/23 07:24 PM
1

I just set the bracket for what I had 2 years ago.
/r/Divorce_Men12/04/23 06:44 PM
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She was actually 21 3rd best 6 months of my life. 1st best was dating the girl from school that got away that blossomed into something like a Easter Lilly. I'm 38. You got this. You got to keep in mind thier priorities are different but the goals are the same. Food shelter and life experiences.
/r/Divorce_Men12/04/23 06:42 PM
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Lol.... Youll get used to it. Thing is big dog, they come for you. Try out your local gym in the mean time. Therapy was a waste of resources (for me) but that gym... Saved me.
/r/Divorce_Men12/04/23 06:15 PM
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OP is soon going to know what a Thursday night girl is. He gonna make it.
/r/Divorce_Men12/04/23 04:57 PM
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She going to compare every man to you... Thus, you be alright.
/r/Divorce_Men12/04/23 04:56 PM
3

Man have you tried tinder. Set it for 23 to 30 and have fun.
/r/Divorce_Men12/04/23 04:55 PM
1

Oooooo you better get her to forgive it in court (unfortunately youll need attorney) but do it quick that shit will gain Hella interest.
/r/Divorce_Men11/04/23 09:54 PM
1

Debt from the marriage is usually split. But bankruptcy filing might help I truly don't know. I'd consult your attorney. How the hell are you having to pay alimony and yall weren't making it?
/r/Divorce_Men10/04/23 12:28 AM
1

You had better pretend to be poor as hell at the first meeting. Just so you can get the bottom dollar price.
/r/Divorce_Men09/04/23 11:23 PM
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No matter how safe you think you are... Hide your assets. Gold, offshore, firearms, properties in a trust, etc. The institution of marriage is a literal scam for men now days. Prepare yourself.
/r/Divorce_Men09/04/23 09:24 PM
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Ohhhh yeah thats definitely another huge red flag. Your literally going to have to get the judge convinced that there is legal malpractice going on against your ex. It's definitely an uphill battle and proving fraud would be even harder because that's going to take law enforcement and there's attorney/client privileges. But short answer is going to the judge with a hey something is going on here with all these expenses and acted concerned about your exs well being or whatever your lawyer says.
/r/Divorce_Men08/04/23 11:18 AM
1

Youre just teaching skynet another way to hurt us. Do you want lawyer terminators...? Cuz that's how you get em.
/r/Divorce_Men08/04/23 09:31 AM
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I know yall are a bunch of nice guys so as the quasi criminal of the group... They are laundering your money. I am willing to bet the lawyer is ether cutting her a check or making purchases for her. Or... Just holding on to it for "retainer" and when it's over she gets a check.
/r/Divorce_Men08/04/23 09:19 AM
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Both yes and yes. But it won't be that bad if they are back safe and sound and it will literally play into your favor when ex can't provide the same. Do your thing king.
/r/Divorce_Men08/04/23 01:47 AM
1

Big dog let me tell you something... Good face pic edit or find one. Full body pic. Pic with hawt girl. Some shit about how you like the outdoors and get back with me after you absolutely slay a dozen single moms. This is a 300lb man talking about how you can definitely live your best life past 30yo.
/r/Divorce_Men08/04/23 01:43 AM
1

Why don't you get on tinder
/r/Divorce_Men07/04/23 09:18 PM
3

Nope just comes around looking for dick that's about it.
/r/Divorce_Men07/04/23 09:10 PM
1

Lol k.
/r/Divorce_Men07/04/23 09:05 PM
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It will have you playing Russian roulette with a glock. Specifically an od green glock 21 with whiskey lullabee on repeat. However that didn't happen and less than 2 months later I was inside an Instagram model with no condom for a year. So there definitely an upside for men once you get the bitter betrayal out of the way.
/r/Divorce_Men07/04/23 07:52 PM
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No it isn't but you go ahead.
/r/Divorce_Men07/04/23 07:17 PM
1

Mfer you aint never seen tropic thunder and you come at me with this comment. Is the fucking English language a language you speak? I mean gawd damn take a joke. Marriage has been destroyed by the court system and if you are dumb enough please partake. You sound like someone with no life experience trying to write a story lol. Wait until you come home from working a 12 hour shift to find your house empty and get served the next day. I got divorced through a text message.
/r/Divorce_Men07/04/23 07:08 PM
1

Begin hiding as many assets as you possibly can. Leave.
/r/Divorce_Men07/04/23 04:16 PM
2

He's not getting it. He may need use of the learning stick.
/r/Divorce_Men07/04/23 04:12 PM
1

Dude... Don't do it. Just don't.
/r/Divorce_Men07/04/23 04:11 PM
1

The institution of marriage exists and it is good. Family Court is created... your going to need a binding UN resolution to keep me from destroying you.
/r/Divorce_Men07/04/23 04:07 PM
2

Well that is some tuff shit. I just got out of paying for the adopted kids of mine. If you can pick up any kind of cash work I suggest that. Anything that pays under the table. Sooner or later they will figure out the well is dry or they send you into jail for a short bit. (I went to jail it ain't that bad if you can sleep with noise). Meanwhile let's hope your ex dies in a car crash or something.
/r/Divorce_Men06/04/23 11:43 PM
2

They your biological kids?
/r/Divorce_Men06/04/23 11:37 PM
3

I am so sorry. You know you can switch jobs and get up to 6 months before the new employer has to withhold. Praying for you bro. The courts have definitely terminated the idea of marriage and children.
/r/Divorce_Men06/04/23 11:33 PM
1

Dude hide as many assets as you can. Precious metals etc. File and move on to something half your age +7 years and never (lock eyes with me) ever look back.
/r/Divorce_Men04/04/23 03:15 AM
2

Hey man don't be a cuck you deserve some time out too. You need to be documenting everything and find out who she is seeing. Hide as many assets as you can and begin the process of ruining her life as soon as possible. You got to start playing fair. It's like you're tying your hands behind your back and expecting to take on a purple belt with them neck tattoos.
/r/Divorce_Men03/04/23 12:17 AM
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Gold, offshore accounts, Trusted friends, buried coffee cans. It's before the time that counts its not illeagal. Once paperwork starts that is the only time you need to appear "trustworthy". I mean... Buddy this is obviously your first rodeo and I'm just the clown trying to keep the bull off the cowboy. Good luck, partner lol.
/r/Divorce_Men02/04/23 03:16 AM
0

Why aren't you hiding at least half your financial assets right now. I mean... Fk the lawyer. You better get on the ball with over 1.5 m at stake.
/r/Divorce_Men02/04/23 01:06 AM
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Because they are bro. Fk as many as you literally can. Nobody leaves this rock alive and you can have kids when your 70.
/r/Divorce_Men01/04/23 09:09 PM
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Slim thug
/r/Divorce_Men31/03/23 07:04 AM
1

Drinks too much. And if yall only going out on Tuesday and Thursday. Please understand that you are not the favorite out of his new found freedom. Get that Friday night girl.
/r/Divorce_Men25/03/23 06:21 AM
1

If you have enough money to worry about... Damn right you better hide it.
/r/Divorce_Men24/03/23 06:51 PM
5

Lived in my house for about 15 years... Never taken a bath. Thanks Doc. That's about to change.
/r/Divorce_Men23/03/23 03:22 AM
4

If you're good at something never do it for free. The night after I got done was the last time we did anal. I just wanted to someone else to feel like I did.
/r/Divorce_Men23/03/23 03:20 AM
3

Look... As someone who has signed over rights this is an option. But make sure you sign over your rights completely. You better lawyer up immediately. I was paying over 1k a month for kids that werent mine and my ex is on to her 3rd marriage where I am guessing she will be going after some poor bastards retirement. Meanwhile not even gastric bypass could get her under 200lbs for more than a year. You can definitely fight for weekends with extended stay... But if you can bare the loss. On to the …
/r/Divorce_Men23/03/23 03:09 AM
5

Hits blunt* my Boi. Clap them cheeks and ghost.
/r/Divorce_Men23/03/23 02:58 AM
5

Mfer you about to have a safe full of Daniel defense. My personal favorite the s&w 626 performance center. The gun the rock carried in fast furious. Shit get you a silencer for a 22 pistol (ruger but not a lite model so you can get the barrel cut down so you can make an autocal) I got a ruger 22/45 but it's the lite model with a sparrow and it hangs down too much and make my dick feel jealous.
/r/Divorce_Men23/03/23 02:55 AM
3

I truly loved posting pics on FB with the new girlfriend of the month. While continuing to make a smash appearance in her shitty rent house.
/r/Divorce_Men23/03/23 02:50 AM
3

Your penis will soon ewaken... Hit the gym bruh... The time of your life is coming. You must prepare for your journey.
/r/Divorce_Men23/03/23 02:48 AM
6

My in laws were all cops and worthless as fuck. Down to having to light the water heater... However I got to enjoy the fucking justice system in a way that most people would not care too. Typical of the pigs.
/r/Divorce_Men23/03/23 02:46 AM
7

Tinder, plenty of fish, Facebook dating... At least 3 women a week. The thrill of the hunt and the first time they take them panties off. First date smash. The fake relationships from you having the upper position now. Single moms that. do. anything. And. Everything. Smashing the girls that wouldnt give you the time of day in high school (my personal favorite). A trip to see your best friend. Hunting and fishing when you want to. No more doing free work for her family.... Freedom bro. I don't ca…
/r/Divorce_Men23/03/23 02:36 AM
1

Do I look like a cat to ya boy? And I jumping around tender all himbly bimbly from hoe to hoe swiping right?!? Have a good day meow.
/r/Divorce_Men22/03/23 09:48 PM
2

You'll be fine. Put that thang on him and give em plenty of sloppy top. If he can't keep up you get him a script for hims. 20 tabs of 100mg is like $140. Make sure he ain't drinking too much. Have fun.
/r/Divorce_Men22/03/23 11:31 AM
1

There better be a full face, gym pic, action work pic, Vaca pic, and pic with hot female friend posted right... Meow.
/r/Divorce_Men21/03/23 11:55 PM
5

Bank accounts and your credit cards and your direct deposit paycheck get em in your hands today. Literally these things happen within a single work day. You won't be the first to come home to an empty trashed house and you wont be the last. File first get as much of the court on your side as you possibly can.
/r/Divorce_Men21/03/23 05:49 PM
5

You're literally 8 "smash only" relationships behind where you need to be bro. You better free that willy before he packs up his balls and leaves. Shes gaslighting you just because her new relationship is getting boring. You better have a tinder profile by the end of business today.
/r/Divorce_Men21/03/23 05:39 PM
1

Your penis has 180 days (or less if you do some shawshank shit) until it's a free willy. Fight like hell and leave her with nothing, back to the streets with thee. Thou belongth where I found thee. Once finalized go smash it in her shitty 1 bedroom apartment/rent house on a Tuesday or Thursday night (never weekend prime time) that's time is reserved for quality.
/r/Divorce_Men21/03/23 06:54 AM
1

If I didn't show the porno my ex and I shot in her "move out" house. I'd be under the fkin jail. Lol he choked me and the DA was like women's rights until he realized they was just fucking lol.
/r/Divorce_Men19/03/23 04:34 PM
1

Probably ether the county clerk or yourself when you get the papers from the judge. Shiiiit give me a couple of weeks and I will tell you for sure how it's done. I just dropped rights to 2 adopted kids and ex goes to court at the end of the month to finalize everything.
/r/Divorce_Men19/03/23 07:14 AM
5

Uhhh no your attorney should be filing the cessation order with the county clerks office once it's been signed by the judge. Usually a filing fee of $20 in most cases (central Texas area). I can almost guarantee both your ex and her lawyer are not about to do anything that loses them money.
/r/Divorce_Men19/03/23 06:38 AM
5

Yuuuuuup. Tis coming.
/r/Divorce_Men19/03/23 05:35 AM
2

Naw Ole son... You got to remember one thing. Men age like freaking wine. When I was between marriages I went through 4 women in my class who would not give me time of day in school. This 20 year reunion bout to be fun.
/r/Divorce_Men18/03/23 11:38 AM
2

Go to the gym...get on tinder... Fuck literally everything... Get back with me in 6 months.
/r/Divorce_Men17/03/23 11:36 PM
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