Dad_Jokes_Incoming Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
3	How have you been using your TRP knowledge with your female relatives? Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.	/r/askTRP	28/04/16 02:03 PM
1	New Israeli study: 15% to 40% of rape complaints are lies. Do you know why when geese fly in the shape of a V one side is longer than the other? Because it has more geese.	/r/MensRights	27/04/16 11:33 AM
5	Hit Right in the truth. What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars.	/r/MensRights	21/04/16 10:23 PM
2	Apparently men need a government agency to tell them how to be good fathers, because we can't figure it out by ourselves What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.	/r/MensRights	03/04/16 03:08 AM
0	My dad's wife tried using tears and lies in court to win sympathy of the judge. Did NOT work. A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender 'I'll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you'. 'Sure thing' the bartender replies and asks 'but whats with the big pause?' The panda holds up his hands and says 'I was born with them'	/r/MensRights	31/03/16 12:44 PM
0	My dad's wife tried using tears and lies in court to win sympathy of the judge. Did NOT work. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.	/r/MensRights	31/03/16 11:58 AM
5	CMV: Without prostitution or sex robots, men and women are unequal in todays society What's Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1	/r/PurplePillDebate	22/03/16 06:22 PM
3	Go MGTOW: Don't marry Single Mothers: A horror story. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.	/r/MGTOW	22/03/16 12:51 AM
1	NY Times: Wives who murder husbands need protection from criminal responsibility (link fixed) Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.	/r/MensRights	11/03/16 11:50 PM
2	What an awesome idea! Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.	/r/MensRights	09/03/16 02:10 PM
1	Wife just found out her best friend from college has been cheated on by her Alpha husband Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. Its pasteurized before you even see it.	/r/MarriedRedPill	07/03/16 09:59 PM
3	Discussion: My 'blue pill' dad's response to the Just Be Yourself question A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender 'I'll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you'. 'Sure thing' the bartender replies and asks 'but whats with the big pause?' The panda holds up his hands and says 'I was born with them'	/r/PurplePillDebate	27/02/16 02:13 AM
2	Don’t let Goodwill cause ill will in your relationship. What’s the heaviest soup in Asia? One ton.	/r/RedPillWomen	19/02/16 04:42 AM
2	My mom has my dad whipped and has lately been dangling divorce over his head A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.	/r/askTRP	15/02/16 04:19 PM
3	Sense of humor. There are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and	/r/PurplePillDebate	11/02/16 08:43 PM
10	This video saved this father from a domestic violence charge What's brown and sticky? A stick.	/r/PussyPassDenied	05/02/16 11:38 PM
5	Peak Entitlement; Grocery store FR A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender 'I'll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you'. 'Sure thing' the bartender replies and asks 'but whats with the big pause?' The panda holds up his hands and says 'I was born with them'	/r/MGTOW	25/01/16 11:59 AM
3	3 questions about texting There are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and	/r/seduction	19/01/16 04:38 AM
2	That Didn't Take Long: Bernie Sanders Said Something Sane About Campus Rape—Activists Are Attacking Him Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.	/r/MensRights	15/01/16 02:39 AM
14	Dumped her 10 weeks ago - Now I want her back Do you know why when geese fly in the shape of a V one side is longer than the other? Because it has more geese.	/r/askTRP	08/01/16 03:49 PM
4	Making your son pay to take you out on a date Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.	/r/PurplePillDebate	04/01/16 03:27 AM
3	Does mainstream dating advice encourage men to defer to women? What's Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1	/r/PurplePillDebate	02/01/16 08:10 PM
1	Is it worth fighting for? (Puke, puke everywhere) There are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and	/r/askMRP	29/12/15 04:01 AM
1	(Request) How to win her parents A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. Bartender: What's that on your belt? Pirate: Arrr, It's drivin' me nuts!	/r/seduction	28/12/15 10:18 PM
1	Is it worth fighting for? (Puke, puke everywhere) People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.	/r/askMRP	28/12/15 03:41 PM
3	TBP: How do you feel about this post on TRP? Agree or disagree? What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.	/r/PurplePillDebate	06/12/15 03:10 PM
2	23M, live at home, employed. Is this a dealbreaker? Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.	/r/seduction	16/11/15 08:06 AM
2	23M, live at home, employed. Is this a dealbreaker? A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'	/r/seduction	16/11/15 08:01 AM
2	23M, live at home, employed. Is this a dealbreaker? What’s the heaviest soup in Asia? One ton.	/r/seduction	16/11/15 07:57 AM
3	23M, live at home, employed. Is this a dealbreaker? A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. Bartender: What's that on your belt? Pirate: Arrr, It's drivin' me nuts!	/r/seduction	16/11/15 07:46 AM
12	Meeting girls, partying, and making friends, is it ever going to be as awesome and amazing as it was in college? A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender 'I'll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you'. 'Sure thing' the bartender replies and asks 'but whats with the big pause?' The panda holds up his hands and says 'I was born with them'	/r/seduction	02/11/15 06:31 AM
1	Is it good or bad that I'm becomming more like her dad? What’s the heaviest soup in Asia? One ton.	/r/askMRP	24/10/15 01:18 PM
2	Having trouble agreeing on a shared future. I'm uncertain if I'm being unreasonable or if this is a boundary issue. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.	/r/RedPillWomen	20/10/15 04:16 PM
–	Clinton using the gender card Why does it take longer to get from 2nd to 3rd base, than it does to get from 1st to 2nd base? Because there's a Shortstop in between!	/r/MensRights	14/10/15 08:14 AM
–	Why do we call jokes that are so terrible "dad jokes" [Question] What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.	/r/MensRights	13/10/15 09:19 AM
9	How do you show love to your partner, if applicable? How do they show it back to you? (If single, how would you like it to work?) What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.	/r/PurplePillDebate	05/09/15 03:14 PM
1	Relapsing What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.	/r/askTRP	28/08/15 05:08 AM
1	Nebraska father loses effort to get his girls out of sex offender’s home Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.	/r/MensRights	27/08/15 09:14 PM
3	"...how about you try to convince me or give me reasons why marriage would benefit me." There are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and	/r/MGTOW	14/08/15 05:31 AM